chick lick

[dathon]

The last time I visited my mom, she sent me home with some frozen leftovers of a few meals she had cooked in between my visits.  I pulled one of them out of the freezer yesterday and realized that I hadn't really looked at the label she attached - I just assumed it was the date that she cooked whatever was in there.  Turns out, it was also a

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[lostingeekdom]

Hee. The more I hear about your mom, the less I'm surprised by what she pulled. Lucky you.

[dathon]

Thanks.

She really is awesome... my whole family is. I am lucky.

Re: Vegetarians, avoid this post.

[dathon]

If I'm going to have bacon, I almost always have it with maple syrup, even if whatever else I'm eating isn't typical syrup food.

It's actually quite amazing how thinly some restaurants here slice bacon when they serve it. I'm surprised the little bacon molecules can muster the cohesive forces to stay intact, frankly.

[anomalys]

Pork chops and innuendo... what a great mom!

[dathon]

Pork chops and innuendo

Goes together almost better than pork chops and applesauce. :)

She is a great mom, and I'm glad I've gotten to the age where I can be comfortable with her being a pervy, boisterous adult person rather than always thinking of her as my mom.

[mantaraggio]

NAUGHTY!

Wow. Can I borrow your mom every once and awhile? My mom seems to accept that I want to lick chicks, but she would certainly never acknowledge it specifically, or, y'know, include a reference to it on my leftovers. I'll just take her out for drinks and bring her right back, I promise.

[dathon]

Uh-huh... I've heard about the way you drink, Half-gallon. You'll take my mom out to drink and end up at some toga party in New Jersey!

[mantaraggio]

Jersey? No, no matter how drunk I get, I will never end up in Jersey.

Dude, I love that you call me Half-gallon! I feel so hardcore.