That the problem with being friends with humans; you don't get to be friends with them for very long.
Who would want to be friends with humans to begin with? The amusement that can be derived from them doesn't often outweigh the amusement of watching them go 'squish'. Though occasionally, they can be useful - for a while...
..Well, I guess it's kind of obvious that I want to be friends with humans; otherwise I wouldn't mention it in my post, right? It seems kind of pointless to bring it up otherwise. Not that a lot of stuff that's pointless doesn't show up in conversations to begin with; I mean, talking to you is pretty much pointless to begin with because you're just going to keep on attacking people and squishing humans, right? I really don't recommend trying to squish any around here though, because there's a lot of weird stuff and you're probably going to wind up getting your aft kicked by something you don't expect sooner or later. Trying to squish stuff in general around here is a bad idea. And I don't use humans for anything-I stay around them because I'm friends with them.
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Who would want to be friends with humans to begin with? The amusement that can be derived from them doesn't often outweigh the amusement of watching them go 'squish'. Though occasionally, they can be useful - for a while...
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