Lucky Number 14

[datswhatshesaid]

Things have been going well. I've moved into my own place, now, which is very cool- very cool! So cool, that I want to share it with someone. Someone that... They've got to be cool. They need to know what's going on. The cat's purr. Someone where, I can come up to them and go 'Hey, lets go get some ice cream!' and they would do it, because they're

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[burntorangesky]

A car that can fly? Brilliant. [Oh hai thar, pings.]

[datswhatshesaid]

It was more than brilliant. It was cool, and hip, and everyone wanted one. But I had one, because I was richer than everyone else.

...I'm not even sure why he's ignoring the fact that this is a dream >_>

[burntorangesky]

So you had one, but no one else did? [Pen tap] That doesn't seem right, somehow.

XD

[datswhatshesaid]

Yes, it was only me. I don't- What's the big deal here?

[spandexisyouth]

He is not pregnant. It does not work like that.

[datswhatshesaid]

Okay. Maybe I need to break it down a bit.

I was walking down the street, in front of my bright blue house, and I saw someone on the other side. They were in a long dress and they were pushing a stroller. When I tried to go across the road, a car came and nearly killed me. But I stopped in time, so it didn't, and I kept walking. I get to the lady and she's very pretty, and she has a cute little baby in the stroller. I bend down and say 'Hey little guy!' Only he has no face- it's a mask to cover his identity. I tell the woman that she's got a beauiful baby, and that she's beautiful. So I turn to walk away back down the street.

And then later, I saw Gene's brother come to the door and he was pregant.

Your timing is priceless, btw.

[spandexisyouth]

I thought you were talking about Gene's brother here.

But it still does not work that way. Men do not get pregnant and dreams do not have to be memories.

Oh?

[datswhatshesaid]

Yes, Youth, I am. Try to pay better attention.

Well... Okay, so maybe it was just a dream. Everyone doesn't need to keep repeating it like that.

[imthefavorite]

[He just stares at this for a moment, blinking. What is the best way to deal with this? Clearly logic doesn't work on him.]

Who was the 'father'?

[datswhatshesaid]

It was Gene's brother, he was the dad. The daddy-o. The big kahuna.

[imthefavorite]

This is Aim. And if I was pregnant then I was the mom...does that make sense?

Either way, who was the other parent?

[datswhatshesaid]

[Pause] No, there wasn't a mom, it was just you. Single parenting, and... You were walking down the street, and you were wearing your favorite dress.

[letmefollow]

[Target is reading this at work. And she is trying desperately, desperately hard not to smirk.]

I think you might have eaten something strange before you went to sleep.

[datswhatshesaid]

You think so? You think I was poisoned? I think... I feel dizzy arrghh