Lucky Number 1

[datswhatshesaid]

Hey everyone… Can anyone read this

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[smokesordie]

Change it to T-Bone. Do it!

[datswhatshesaid]

You think so?

[smokesordie]

Hell yes I do!

[datswhatshesaid]

Really? I was kind of thinking something like... Big Daddy, or... Macho. Maybe Big B.

[live_ringer]

Word to the wise: having to say that you're cool and hip kind of takes away from the effect.

[datswhatshesaid]

What? That's- No, no it doesn't.

[live_ringer]

It really sort of does. Actions speak louder than words and all that.

That said, I think Boss is preferable. It's a little more understated. T-bone and Rex sound like the names of junkyard Dobermans.

[datswhatshesaid]

Yes, but so are words. If I shouted them, they could be pretty loud.

Really? Why does everyone keep mentioning dogs? Well, I don't have a dog, so it's not a problem.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Right. Sure you are.

[datswhatshesaid]

Do you think Macho would work?

[pimpcoatbankai]

How the hell should I know? I'm gonna take a guess here since you're asking me if it'll work and and say NO.

[datswhatshesaid]

Not Macho then, okay. How about Mr. B?

[seeya_next_life]

[*cracking up*]

I think T-bone is kind of...boss.

[datswhatshesaid]

It is! It's very boss.

[seeya_next_life]

So what's your story, T-bone? I mean, obviously we've all kind of forgotten what our stories may or may not have been, but you sound like the kind of guy who could make up a good one.

[datswhatshesaid]

Me? I'm a very good storyteller. I'm also very creative. I could come up with something just like that, and it'll be something you've never heard before.

He's taking a stab at the fact that you're possibly an idiiot XD

[extantlaw]

I advise you to acquaint yourself better with the place before announcing to all and sundry that you are "tough and awesome".

[The latter is underlined faintly a couple of times as if he can't quite believe he had to write that]

He's not very far off XD

[datswhatshesaid]

You know what? You're right. I didn't need to tell them that. Because once I meet everyone, they'll know. They'll already know that I'm boss, because I'm with it! And also because my name is actually Boss.

How does Mr. B sound?

So he can see.

[extantlaw]

Is it possible that you fell from the cocoon head first?

[datswhatshesaid]

No, I fell on my butt. So, everything's fine.