Lucky Number 1

[datswhatshesaid]

Hey everyone… Can anyone read this

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[bloody_pens]

Yo, Boss! I'm Derrick.

Boss. I think that's a cool enough name by itself. BOSS.

[datswhatshesaid]

Hello Derrick! That's a cool name.

Really? Well, it is pretty cool. Pre-tay cool.

[bloody_pens]

Why, thank you! I heard it in my dream.

It's super-cool.

[datswhatshesaid]

A dream? Hey, I had one of those. It was kind of... Meh, it could've been better.

[spandexisyouth]

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT BEING HIP.

[There's a pause in the writing, he's looking at what he just wrote.]

I do not know why I wrote that.

[grab_my_bells]

You're just jealous.

[spandexisyouth]

Of what? I would not want to be 'hip.'

[grab_my_bells]

Sure you do...

[grab_my_bells]

I vote T-bone. It certainly manages the "funny" part.

[datswhatshesaid]

Just T-bone? Are you sure I shouldn't add something? Like... Maybe make it 'bones,' or even 'bonez' with the Z. Zzzzzzz.

[grab_my_bells]

How about bonerz?

[datswhatshesaid]

Oh ho ho! Now we're talking! Bonerz? You are hilarious! Oh man... I wish I'd thought of that.

What did you say your name was?

I decided I had to tag into this awesomeness, plz forgive the late ^^;

[burntorangesky]

Boss seems a fine name to me. Perhaps you should not worry about the name issue and just stay with this one. I am sure you can prove that you are friendly and [pen taps] those other things without needing your name to announce it.

Np~!

[datswhatshesaid]

Well, I don't know. It just seems like it needs something more.

Yes, I can prove it. But it would also be easier if I told everyone.

Yay XD

[burntorangesky]

It is, of course, your name. I would advice against 'T-bone,' though 'Rex' has a certain ring to it--if you are taking its Latin meaning, that is.

Far be it for me to tell you how to behave.

[datswhatshesaid]

FYI, Rex only has one meaning, and that is 'cool'.

No, that's okay. I know how to behave. ...Or not to behave!

[starstruckstray]

The fuck kinda name is T-bone? Ain't that a piece of meat?

[datswhatshesaid]

Yes, but it's also a very cool nickname. Though I'm thinking of T-bonez... Or Bonerz! Get it?

[starstruckstray]

...why would you name yourself after a hard on. Or hard ons. Why. The fuck.

[datswhatshesaid]

Oh, I dunno... Maybe because I'm sexy. And I'm busy with the ladies alot. And by busy, I don't mean hanging out.

I mean sleeping with them.