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[daughterofchump]

HEY DIMO! Look towards the docks doublequick and tell me what you see!

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[Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

Pff! Dimo dun do guard duty no more. Dot's my job, sveethot!

Hy has been vatchink dose tings since dey came into view.

[Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

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Ehhh. Zo, does hyu guys got a protocol for valkink cactuses?

[daughterofchump]

Yeah, but he's got the best eyes. Now if it was listening...

So no offense to your eyes, but I was distracted at the moment. I don't like how they're showing up in the middle of the forest. It's not their native habitat.

[Voice]

[holdon2yourhat]

*laughs* Hyu iz all confused, dollink. Dimo gots de goot nose. Oggie vos de vun vit de goot eyes. Bot right now Hy iz de vun vit de teleshcope so mine iz de best eyes in de whole town!

Dose tings look like fon. Hy tink Hy iz gonna get down from here und get ready to make zum CACTUS SALAD!

[Voice]

[theschmotone]

Vhat de hell iz dem tings?

Don't suppoze it matter much, though. Iz zometing to fight. Hyu know anyting about dese cactus pipples, Zeetha? Anyting dot dey gots, like a special attack?

[Voice]

[daughterofchump]

Mostly, all I know is they shoot a bunch of needles at you. By a bunch I mean tons, and they can throw them pretty far. And they're fast.

I've heard they don't like water but I don't know whether or not that's true. If you have a mage that can use water based attacks you could try that.

[Voice]

[theschmotone]

Hmm. Best to get in close and slice dem qvick, or uze zometing ranged, den?

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[daughterofchump]

I dunno. The needles are pretty mean. I'd not like to be in close unless I had a good shield. I'd use something long range to take out as many as I could. And I'd use magic as a first line of defense, if I could.