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daughterofknox

Seventh Truth [action post]

Apr 15, 2010 00:15

[Dlanor is walking around town, a notepad in one hand. She makes clanking noises as she walks because she has recently acquired her BFG (Big Fucking Gauntlet). At first glance, there's nothing out of the ordinary ( Read more... )

action, left hook of doom, event, hidden violent tendencies, insert umineko gun se here

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not_tsuncertain April 15 2010, 04:20:12 UTC

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Dlanor, why did you punch that man? It was amusing, but a bit out of your character to do so.

[> PUNCH]

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 04:23:48 UTC

I can't explain it myself. Ever since I got this back, I have been unable to stop myself from punching other people.

[As if to prove her point, she punches Lambda.]

not_tsuncertain April 15 2010, 04:29:19 UTC

[Lambdadelta is caught off guard and falls flat on her ass because of HUGE ASS GAUNTLET; she rubs her face and gets up, completely FURIOUS.]

WHAT WAS THAT? IF I HAD MY MAGIC, I'D TEAR YOU--NO, I'D TURN YOU INTO A MILLION FLIES, HAVE THEIR WINGS SLOWLY PULLED OFF, AND THEN DUMPED INTO A VENUS FLY TRAP, WHICH WOULD THEN BE SET ON FIRE!

Is this a revolt?! Bah, all that talk about it being just your job was a load of lies, wasn't it? WITCH HUNTER! GRR!

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 04:33:07 UTC

Lady Lambdadelta, I didn't do it on purpose. Think for a moment. What would I possibly gain from punching you? I think someone has tampered with my gauntlet. I tried to take it off once I realized what was happening, but for some reason I couldn't. You have my most sincere apologies.

[She IS sorry, but damn did it feel good.]

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crawlininmytome April 15 2010, 05:50:28 UTC

[wondering why everything is upside down] Uh... wha...

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 05:54:59 UTC

[alksdjflasdkfj NOT AS PLANNED]

Miss Ange!

crawlininmytome April 15 2010, 06:01:14 UTC

... [holds the side of her face] .... Dlanor-san...?

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 06:07:28 UTC

Please accept my apologies. I think someone or something has tampered with my gauntlet, and I can't stop myself from punching other people.

...I would offer to help you up, but I don't want to punch you again.

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beatssuperpaper April 15 2010, 06:00:32 UTC

That is a ....forceful punch, I must say.

[Laying flat on her back. There'd probably be stars floating around her head, if she were a slapstick manga heroine. Her tail is twitching]

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 06:13:29 UTC

My apologies, Lady Bernkastel. I didn't mean to hit you.

beatssuperpaper April 15 2010, 06:16:59 UTC

Really? Well, I suppose the town is messing with you, too.

[She gets up, is therefore somewhat close to Dlanor, which causes her tail to strike and attempt to molest DLanor in some way. Naughty tail. ]

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 06:23:40 UTC

Yes, I believe someone has tampered with my gauntlet. I...

[is molested

falls silent and just kind of stares at Bern]

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wee_big_man April 15 2010, 06:59:40 UTC

[A small blue man walks by, yelling at his boots. Feel free to punch him.]

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 07:06:55 UTC

[Oh hello person I don't know. I have a nice and shiny black eye for you right here.]

wee_big_man April 15 2010, 07:08:43 UTC

[Rob's a little stunned from being punched. What bigjob would have the nerve to punch a Feegle?]

Whut wuz that for, ye scunner?

[Unfortunately for him, his boots march him right back up next to her.]

daughterofknox April 15 2010, 07:11:30 UTC

I'm very sorry. Ever since I put this back on, I haven't been able to stop myself from punching people.

[She takes a few steps away from him so she doesn't hit him again and winds up punching a drone child in the face.]

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[Special Attack - Float Helplessly To Your Doom] heartstar_blues April 15 2010, 11:20:39 UTC

[The Captain was floating along with the breeze, as light as a leaf and as helpless as one. Flailing when he saw someone that might be able to help. Not really caring who.]

Hey you! Clanky! ☠☠☠☠ help! Catch me or something!

[He was floating her way reaching out with his hand as if hoping someone would snag it.]

[Counter - Attempt at Catching] daughterofknox April 16 2010, 01:22:17 UTC

[Dlanor immediately moves to grab his hand. She is the size of a 13-year-old girl, though, so it's not guaranteed that she'll be able to reach him...]

[Success!] heartstar_blues April 16 2010, 02:56:06 UTC

[The Captain was floating low for now. He'd grab her hand as she reached. She'd find it was easy to hold him too he was actually as light as a leaf. The light breeze was what was floating him!]

Oh thank ☠☠☠☠ Christ kid!

daughterofknox April 16 2010, 03:31:47 UTC

You're welcome.

[She's still holding on to his arm in case he starts to fly away again, but it's pretty obvious she wants to let go ASAP.]

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