There are days where I feel the ever-increasing urge to strangle someone with an ethernet cable.

Jan 07, 2011 12:07

Really, the petty thievery of humanity just makes me want to kill them with various computer equipment ( Read more... )

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brit_columbia January 7 2011, 18:20:48 UTC
Just curious... If I (or a character) ever wanted to kill someone with computer equipment, what would be the best way to do it apart from cable-cord strangulation? I suppose one could bash the victim in the head with the monitor. My monitor is quite heavy. But I don't think I could wield it as a weapon with any kind of speed or efficiency.

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brit_columbia January 7 2011, 18:39:44 UTC
nah, best way wouldn't be cable cord strangulation- that'd take too long, and while some of them are thick indeed, they're not all that strong. I mean, you might get the job done, but it'd probably be messy and take a while.

I'd say first hit them over the head with an external drive, or maybe the power supply brick, if you already have it disassembled partway. Those suckers can be heavy and not just weight-wise, but by density!
(Besides, the motherboard might actually break before you crack their skull, and most monitors are too cumbersome to wield with any efficiency)

In any case, you'd certainly have to catch them totally unaware, preferably when they're sleeping, or otherwise unconscious (or quickly made that way) to be effective.

.... nope, haven't considered that with any actual murderous intent whaaaatsoever. >>;

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dauphkantus January 7 2011, 18:40:25 UTC
Might help if I sign in, whatwhat?

*shifty eyes away!*

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brit_columbia January 7 2011, 21:23:36 UTC
Somehow. I KNEW that was you! How about electrocution? Could a computer be rigged up so as to electrocute someone when they touched the keyboard or switched it on?

Don't worry. The occasional evil thought that wanders through my brain is very strictly policed.

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