Summer Stories - The Grand Japan Sake Prix
For jiefeng's fanfic idea. Mai-HiME/Azumanga Daioh crossover, in which Yukari and Midori somehow meet and proceed to drain the world of sake. Nyamo and Youko must stop the two from making the rest of the world have to stay sober! Heh. Nyamo/Yukari and Youko/Midori. (nyeh, I liked Midori/the old geezer doctor...) Obviously humor.
I've decided to make this a two-parter, since this first part isn't really about their story at all. I was just gonna start with a simple intro, but all the funny stuff that the characters would do just kept adding up, so it got really long and basically turned itself into what could be considered a chapter. The real crossover story will be the second part.
Summer Stories - The Grand Japan Sake Prix
"In the beginning..."
"In the beginning there was me and this person called Midori. We were best buddies. Then Nyamo here," the brown-haired woman fitted into a pink blouse stopped to poke the blue-haired woman beside her mockingly. She continued, "Then Nyamo here got jealous, and there was a huuuge catfight over me. After all, I AM very popular."
Everyone seated on the purple and blue rug face-faulted, as Nyamo sitting beside her on the leather couch looked ready to burst.
"Anyway, obviously Nyamo won. Otherwise you wouldn't see me here today. Aren't you all overjoyed?"
The seven young adults sitting on the floor were saved from having to lie by Nyamo replying for them.
"First of all, the story wasn't like that at all. Second, no, no one is glad. You're SO much more trouble than you're worth."
Chiyo-chan, the youngest member of the group, (but the smartest) asked the obvious question.
"Well then what did happen?" she questioned in her still-squeaky thirteen year old's voice.
Osaka stared at Chiyo's orange pigtails and wondered if they could make her swim.
Nyamo smiled and leaned forward with the enticing look of someone who has a really juicy story.
"Well, as I was saying, in the beginning, right after you guys had finished school, Yukari as usual wanted to spend all our money on sake." Here she glared at Yukari, who just yawned and waved her on.
"Anyway, so Yukari gets really really drunk, and then she stumbles into this woman, right. The person was red-haired, kinda sporty, green eyes, pretty cute actually."
Yukari directed a fierce scowl at Nyamo which went unnoticed by everyone except Osaka, who wondered if she was just upside-down smiling.
"So, get this," Nyamo giggled, "she slams into the woman and suddenly begins to introduce herself. Now I don't know who she thought that person was, but suddenly she begins to strip-"
Here Yukari couldn't take the further degeneration of her dignity anymore. (not that she had any in the first place) Summoning up her tried-and-true blackmail scheme, she singsonged, "A love letter, a love letter..."
Nyamo smirked. "It doesn't matter anymore, dear Yukari."
Yukari paused, an astonished look on her face, as if she was actually pondering how it could've stopped working. After a moment the look disappeared from her face, and she said, "You're right," then promptly leaned over and kissed Nyamo on the lips. She proceeded to throw her legs over Nyamo's lap and rested her head into the crook of her neck, snuggling closer and making herself quite comfortable.
"Wake me up when you're finished all right? And don't you DARE say anything very embarrassing about me, or no sex for you tonight." She grinned snarkily at the bright red blush on Nyamo's face and her pleading eyes. Then she promptly dropped her head back onto Nyamo's shoulder and closed her eyes. The soft snore that emanated from her a couple moments later signified that she'd really fallen asleep.
Nyamo was left alone to face the seven suddenly very awake faces staring at her, all bursting with questions. She scowled, muttering, "Figures Yukari would leave me to deal with all the questions."
Kagura was the first to speak. "Y-y-you and Yukari? Yukari and you?" Her eyes bulged out.
Kaorin's eyes bulged out as well, but for an entirely different reason. Well, perhaps not entirely. "If Yukari and Nyamo can get together, then I have some hope with Sakaki after all," she thought.
Tomo jumped up. Full of momentum and energy, she yelled, "So you guys are l-l-l..." She scratched her head confusedly, trying to think of the word. "Losers! Lazyasses!" Suddenly she gave a gasp of horror and then screamed, "I know! You guys are LIBERALS!"
There was silence as everyone stared at Tomo, who puffed out her chest proudly.
"Err, so you guys are lesbians, right?" Chiyo finally squeaked out.
Whatever reply Nyamo would've made was cut off by Tomo, who suddenly began to run around the room again, yelling, "That's right! Lesbians! I knew it all along!"
She raced over to Yomi and yanked her up by the hand, ignoring her confused protests.
"Come on, Yomi! Let's be lesbians together!"
The look of horror on Yomi's face would've made even the devil feel pity for her.
"Why me?" she groaned, as Tomo began trying to tug her out of the door to, "have lesbian sex on the beach!"
Kagura muttered under her breath, "And that will probably be the only case of you getting sex at all."
Osaka wondered if lesbians were French. Les-bien. Everyone else wondered how she knew French in the first place.
Yomi resisted with a very high degree of success, until Tomo yelled out happily, "Geez Yomi, you're very heavy! It must be why I can't tug you out!"
Suddenly there was an angry Yomi standing in furor over a crushed Tomo, entire body turned into mush. The light glinted off of Yomi's glasses, making her seem even more sinister.
Chiyo screamed. "Yomi's turned into the devil!!"
This terrifying moment was turned into disbelief as Osaka asked, "Did the devil and God marry and have Yomi?"
After much bustling and several instances of Tomo slamming into the wooden walls, the seven college students were once again assembled on the purple and blue rug.
"Wait." Nyamo only counted six people. "Where did Sakaki go?"
The mewling that came from the doorway answered their question, as Sakaki had opened the door to let in Maya, who jumped into Sakaki's arms and snuggled in, purring softly.
"Must not give up hope, must not give up hope," thought Kaorin. "After all, humans MUIST be able to beat kittens!" She looked over at Yukari and Nyamo. Yukari was currently drooling over Nyamo, who scrabbled to get out of Yukari's ever-tightening grasp. "We DEFINITELY have hope!"
She turned red as the heads all swiveled to stare at her curiously. Not only had she said that out loud, she'd stood up as well.
Nyamo absolved the awkwardness in the room by saying, "How about we go back to the story?"
Murmurs of assent swept through the group, and Nyamo began her tale.
Next chapter should be up by next week or so.
I've decided to make this a two-parter, since this first part isn't really about their story at all. I was just gonna start with a simple intro, but all the funny stuff that the characters would do just kept adding up, so it got really long and basically turned itself into what could be considered a chapter. The real crossover story will be the second part.
Summer Stories - The Grand Japan Sake Prix
"In the beginning..."
"In the beginning there was me and this person called Midori. We were best buddies. Then Nyamo here," the brown-haired woman fitted into a pink blouse stopped to poke the blue-haired woman beside her mockingly. She continued, "Then Nyamo here got jealous, and there was a huuuge catfight over me. After all, I AM very popular."
Everyone seated on the purple and blue rug face-faulted, as Nyamo sitting beside her on the leather couch looked ready to burst.
"Anyway, obviously Nyamo won. Otherwise you wouldn't see me here today. Aren't you all overjoyed?"
The seven young adults sitting on the floor were saved from having to lie by Nyamo replying for them.
"First of all, the story wasn't like that at all. Second, no, no one is glad. You're SO much more trouble than you're worth."
Chiyo-chan, the youngest member of the group, (but the smartest) asked the obvious question.
"Well then what did happen?" she questioned in her still-squeaky thirteen year old's voice.
Osaka stared at Chiyo's orange pigtails and wondered if they could make her swim.
Nyamo smiled and leaned forward with the enticing look of someone who has a really juicy story.
"Well, as I was saying, in the beginning, right after you guys had finished school, Yukari as usual wanted to spend all our money on sake." Here she glared at Yukari, who just yawned and waved her on.
"Anyway, so Yukari gets really really drunk, and then she stumbles into this woman, right. The person was red-haired, kinda sporty, green eyes, pretty cute actually."
Yukari directed a fierce scowl at Nyamo which went unnoticed by everyone except Osaka, who wondered if she was just upside-down smiling.
"So, get this," Nyamo giggled, "she slams into the woman and suddenly begins to introduce herself. Now I don't know who she thought that person was, but suddenly she begins to strip-"
Here Yukari couldn't take the further degeneration of her dignity anymore. (not that she had any in the first place) Summoning up her tried-and-true blackmail scheme, she singsonged, "A love letter, a love letter..."
Nyamo smirked. "It doesn't matter anymore, dear Yukari."
Yukari paused, an astonished look on her face, as if she was actually pondering how it could've stopped working. After a moment the look disappeared from her face, and she said, "You're right," then promptly leaned over and kissed Nyamo on the lips. She proceeded to throw her legs over Nyamo's lap and rested her head into the crook of her neck, snuggling closer and making herself quite comfortable.
"Wake me up when you're finished all right? And don't you DARE say anything very embarrassing about me, or no sex for you tonight." She grinned snarkily at the bright red blush on Nyamo's face and her pleading eyes. Then she promptly dropped her head back onto Nyamo's shoulder and closed her eyes. The soft snore that emanated from her a couple moments later signified that she'd really fallen asleep.
Nyamo was left alone to face the seven suddenly very awake faces staring at her, all bursting with questions. She scowled, muttering, "Figures Yukari would leave me to deal with all the questions."
Kagura was the first to speak. "Y-y-you and Yukari? Yukari and you?" Her eyes bulged out.
Kaorin's eyes bulged out as well, but for an entirely different reason. Well, perhaps not entirely. "If Yukari and Nyamo can get together, then I have some hope with Sakaki after all," she thought.
Tomo jumped up. Full of momentum and energy, she yelled, "So you guys are l-l-l..." She scratched her head confusedly, trying to think of the word. "Losers! Lazyasses!" Suddenly she gave a gasp of horror and then screamed, "I know! You guys are LIBERALS!"
There was silence as everyone stared at Tomo, who puffed out her chest proudly.
"Err, so you guys are lesbians, right?" Chiyo finally squeaked out.
Whatever reply Nyamo would've made was cut off by Tomo, who suddenly began to run around the room again, yelling, "That's right! Lesbians! I knew it all along!"
She raced over to Yomi and yanked her up by the hand, ignoring her confused protests.
"Come on, Yomi! Let's be lesbians together!"
The look of horror on Yomi's face would've made even the devil feel pity for her.
"Why me?" she groaned, as Tomo began trying to tug her out of the door to, "have lesbian sex on the beach!"
Kagura muttered under her breath, "And that will probably be the only case of you getting sex at all."
Osaka wondered if lesbians were French. Les-bien. Everyone else wondered how she knew French in the first place.
Yomi resisted with a very high degree of success, until Tomo yelled out happily, "Geez Yomi, you're very heavy! It must be why I can't tug you out!"
Suddenly there was an angry Yomi standing in furor over a crushed Tomo, entire body turned into mush. The light glinted off of Yomi's glasses, making her seem even more sinister.
Chiyo screamed. "Yomi's turned into the devil!!"
This terrifying moment was turned into disbelief as Osaka asked, "Did the devil and God marry and have Yomi?"
After much bustling and several instances of Tomo slamming into the wooden walls, the seven college students were once again assembled on the purple and blue rug.
"Wait." Nyamo only counted six people. "Where did Sakaki go?"
The mewling that came from the doorway answered their question, as Sakaki had opened the door to let in Maya, who jumped into Sakaki's arms and snuggled in, purring softly.
"Must not give up hope, must not give up hope," thought Kaorin. "After all, humans MUIST be able to beat kittens!" She looked over at Yukari and Nyamo. Yukari was currently drooling over Nyamo, who scrabbled to get out of Yukari's ever-tightening grasp. "We DEFINITELY have hope!"
She turned red as the heads all swiveled to stare at her curiously. Not only had she said that out loud, she'd stood up as well.
Nyamo absolved the awkwardness in the room by saying, "How about we go back to the story?"
Murmurs of assent swept through the group, and Nyamo began her tale.
Next chapter should be up by next week or so.