I actually kinda like those weird things from Arby's...
Agh, my body weight is made up of water. (Dies) It's not fair that you can magically lose weight and then be happy about gaining any. I suggested I quit drinking water or go to a desert or something, and my doctor whipped me with a stethoscope.
I (points) heart (<3) you! (Snuggles) My spring break is boring like whoa, so don't you feel obligated to talk to me?
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Agh, my body weight is made up of water. (Dies) It's not fair that you can magically lose weight and then be happy about gaining any. I suggested I quit drinking water or go to a desert or something, and my doctor whipped me with a stethoscope.
I (points) heart (<3) you! (Snuggles) My spring break is boring like whoa, so don't you feel obligated to talk to me?
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