A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road.

He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.

A little ( Read more... )

Someone just called me Neurotic.

So tell me, am I prone to excessive anxiety and emotional upset?

If so, I just learned something new about myself.

Happy Birthday anewyorkminute Miss ya girl, hope all is well.

hey qtips, you wanna help me build my darkroom?

A United States Soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I ( Read more... )

Missqtips, you need to call me back!

Whats the point anyways?

Tomorrow is lesil's birthday. Make sure you all wish her a happy one!

So a friend on LJ here talked about Global Warming. So I thought I'd share my views as well. It is a widely debated topic that deserves to be talked about ( Read more... )

American Cities That Best Fit You::85% Austin75% Denver70% Atlanta70% Miami60% Honolulu
Which American Cities Best Fit You?

*im the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you...

*i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant...

*i'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get ( Read more... )