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[dave_knight]

How much will it cost me to teach my cat tricks?

Actually, just one trick.

Is there anyone able to teach my cat the meaning of the words "get out of the way"?

Comments

[an_sceal]

Zoe knows those words.

She thinks they mean "Please, throw yourself down in front of me and offer your belly for a rub while I try not to kill you by crushing you with the 87 lbs. of groceries I am bringing in."

Good luck.

[casey_leigh]

That would be like telling Prince to get out of the way. It's just not something you do, else the claws start to fly!

[texassky]

Accidentally step on her paw a few times and she'll decide you're too dumb to learn how to handle the rubs and attention.