bollocks, blimey and buggery

[dave_rowntree]

Seasons greetings, friends both digital and otherwise! Though I am neither round nor covered in white hair (yet), I would like to play Santa. Here is a bundle of gifts for some select special folks on my friends page. If I somehow overlooked you and you DEMAND a gift, just leave a little comment and I'll find something nice and pretty for you.

Comments

[kate__winslet]

Haha, you got me a peacock, how wonderful! I'm living out in the country so it'll have plenty of room to run free. I've got a tear, Dave, thank you.

I hope Kelly likes her present :-[

[dave_rowntree]

I did! It's a male one, too, so he might be a little fiesty. I hope it plays well with your children.

Haha, so do I! Do you realize that it was the most expensive of them all?

[kelly_macdonald]

I wouldn't give my present up for anything in the world. :-* That picture of you is breath-taking.

[jusfrischmann]

You're the best! And definitely clever.

I wasn't sure what you wanted, so I got you two gifts, hope you like them!

A thing for you to tinker with and something for you to play with. I kept the receipts if you need to return either one.

[dave_rowntree]

Cheers. I was going for originality this season.

They're both fantastic. I will keep them both and hope to God they fit in the same room.

[joeylaurenadams]

I was naughty, Daddy. I admit it.

[dave_rowntree]

How did I miss your name? I fail at life. I was not wearing my glasses, obviously. I hope this link works.

[joeylaurenadams]

I've always wanted a wagon!!! Ooh, this one is big enough to have se...six people in the back. ;) Thank you. :-*

[dave_rowntree]

You can share it with your dear man.

[luvelybagel]

Merry Christmakwanzaakkuh, Dave. This is for you: http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=ACTUALBOT

[dave_rowntree]

Cheers! Kaminsky not included.

[alex_james]

That will go perfectly with the planet. I'm going to run out of room for these things. Now I feel crap for getting you a selection of rare cheeses.

[dave_rowntree]

I'll have to buy you a space station for the next occasion just so you can store this stuff. What sorts of cheeses are included? That makes all the difference.

[alex_james]

Cheeses from...well, you know, foreign countries. If I tell you it will ruin the surprise. Every country should have its own official cheese, like it has a flag and an anthem and an animal.

[dave_rowntree]

That sounds lovely. I'm sure it's better than any old planet.