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dave_rowntree

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Jan 08, 2005 04:14

For Christmas, I got a beautiful woman, many loving (if aloof) cats and a sparkling aeroplane. No, wait, I already had those things. By the time you reach my ripe old age of 40, what you gain during the holidays is not a material possession. Actually, you receive loads of those, and I'd be lying through my teeth (or fingers, as it were) if I told ( Read more... )

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tim_wheeler January 8 2005, 04:40:46 UTC

Oh Dave, you make me so happy that I'm going to let you walk with me instead of two steps behind.

dave_rowntree January 8 2005, 04:58:03 UTC

Can we also get ice cream together so you can have yours melt and I have to fetch you a few napkins?

graham__coxon January 8 2005, 04:52:59 UTC

certainly not anything from Grease

Liar.

dave_rowntree January 8 2005, 04:58:38 UTC

What? I'll have you know that it's Grease 2.

graham__coxon January 8 2005, 04:59:09 UTC

You wanna cool rider?

jusfrischmann January 8 2005, 06:00:28 UTC

Be still my heart, I have orgasms at the thought of Michelle straddling that ladder, and I will have you know that if it takes forever, I will wait forever to have her....

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joeylaurenadams January 8 2005, 05:24:53 UTC

Thank you, Daddy. Wishes from you are welcomed at anytime. I may have to sob though, who would do such a thing????

dave_rowntree January 8 2005, 19:04:27 UTC

BLIND, I AM BLIND. That is blasphemy!

graham__coxon January 8 2005, 23:20:35 UTC

I just cried. Why? Because I was watching the Jetsons today. :'(

joeylaurenadams January 8 2005, 23:25:54 UTC

Now you are as scarred as George and I are. Sob. :'(

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leighwallace January 8 2005, 15:27:30 UTC

You are the sexiest man to ever walk the planet. Please allow me to play house with you and Timmy some time. Actually, my heart may not be that strong. Instead take a picture of the two of you in a torrid embrace and send it along my way. I'll use my Rolling Stones magnet to keep it in place on the fridge so I can stare and sigh whenever I go in there for tea. I prefer grape soda to grape juice. Welch's is the best ever do they have that in England? I remember nothing from those days except your hair and your comfy tree.

Next time we're in the same neighborhood I'm coming over with nothing but bad intentions and we're going out and shocking the natives.

dave_rowntree January 8 2005, 19:06:07 UTC

Would you prefer a digital image or an actual one? I only ask because with the digital one you can print it out whatever size you want. Yes, they do have Welch's if you know where to look. While in the States I once saw a terrifying commercial with this little girl advertising their grape juice. I still shudder at the thought.

I'm glad I'm not originally from London then, otherwise I'd have to be shocked too. You're on.

kate__winslet January 8 2005, 19:16:52 UTC

Sparkling grape juice is really good though! Sometimes I think I'd rather have that than alcohol, simply because I hate the taste of it and it's not always worth the nice woozy feeling to go through drinking that shit. Ah well. I'm saddened you two didn't invite me to the secret wedding :'(

dave_rowntree January 8 2005, 19:17:53 UTC

It is! I've still some in the fridge if you need a bottle to celebrate your two year stay here. ;) You were there, silly. You were the flower girl.

kate__winslet January 8 2005, 19:22:29 UTC

I will be over in a jiffy ;-) Was I? Um, was I drugged then? Because sadly, I don't remember it :(

dave_rowntree January 9 2005, 01:44:13 UTC

I didn't either until Timmy informed me last night.