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[dave_rowntree]

My New Year's resolution is to do without one. Resolutions are what, after all? Quiet promises that this will be the year. I'll accomplish this one tiny thing and from there I'll achieve all my life goals in a matter of twelve neatly organised calendar months. Bollocks, I say

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[sienna_g]

King of?

[dave_rowntree]

Why, the world. Naturally.

[kate__winslet]

If anybody should be king, Dave, it's you. But only if you let me supply the crown!

[dave_rowntree]

If you'd like to crown me, then Kate Winslet, I believe I will not deny you such a prize.

[dave_rowntree]

If you would like to be Queen, then so be it. I say it, and it is so! Just don't try to take my power, and you can be on all the money and wear as many ridiculous hats as you'd like.