So today I took my five-hour driving course. Here it is:

Don't drink and drive. Also, wear your seatbelt. Otherwise you will die a gruesome death.

Well. THAT changed the course of my entire life.

Cuando comenzo mi vida estar tan complicado? Yo no quiero ser emo, pero en cierto me siento muy mal todo el tiempo. Deseo que yo tenga [OH SNAP I JUST USED SUBJUNCTIVE] un trabajo asi yo pueda sentirme que yo tenga utilidad. Para las dos semanas pasados (despues de yo regrese de CTY) yo no he hecho nada, cual estaba divertido a la empieza, pero ( Read more... )

(Phone rings)
DAD: Hello?
PERSON: It's your FAVORITE PERSON!
DAD (waaaaay confused): Uhhhhh...
PERSON: It's JUDY, your DENTAL HYGEINIST!

I swear to god, the man is a walking sitcom.

okay, so i spent all yesterday dreading going to the red cross today, but knowing that i needed to get off my lazy butt and just do it already ( Read more... )

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cty, here i come

my parents...

threw me a surprise party.

i practically cried.

the world is ending

we have another hamster litter

ANOTHER one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean, i like little pink ears as much as the next person, but this is getting ridiculous

so we gave mr. (ahem) twinkles back to the pet shop, leaving us with a total of eight hamsters

and now there are thirteen

whoever came up with the expression "multiply like rabbits" obviously never met a hamster