Voicemail.
"Salutations! This is Prince Alexander, but I am regrettably unable to receive your correspondence at this moment. Please leave a message and I will get back to you with alacrity."
Pause.
"Hey, that wasn't so bad at all; I can get the hang of thi--"
*beeeeeep*
Pause.
"Hey, that wasn't so bad at all; I can get the hang of thi--"
*beeeeeep*
"Wow. Well, okay. I'm Shelley, for starters, and I did a photo shoot in a sex shop once, so I'm totally comfortable with that, but dinner first would probably be best. I mean, I'm not sure who this is, but I guess I'm open to exploring with a girl some more. It's been a while, but whatever."
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