Voicemail.

[daventryprince]

"Salutations! This is Prince Alexander, but I am regrettably unable to receive your correspondence at this moment. Please leave a message and I will get back to you with alacrity."

Pause.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad at all; I can get the hang of thi--"

*beeeeeep*

Comments

[need_no_moon]

[From here]

"Who the fuck are you calling deranged? You're the one insulting people on their voicemail. Get a fucking life."

[daventryprince]

[[ and replied! ]]