there's this girl that works at the cafe down the street. hellof my style of girl. envvironmental studies, speaks spanish, natural hair color, no makeup, dresses like she's not trying to impress anyone, smoker, drinker. yesterday i swapped her a pot brownie for two tamales. that was a dope trade (actually, it kinda was). i got to eat my last
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Next time you're gonna see her in the cafe, bring a camera.
When you order your coffee, ask her if she'd let you take her picture.
And she'll ask why.
And you say, "So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."
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then ask if she'd be interested in going out sometime.
or do you want to be all coy and get hella hurt when the dude who DOES ask her out ends up coming into work and making out with her on her 10 minute break like right next to you and youre all 'guh' but shes all making out and shit and THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME, DAVE.
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Musicians are sexy. Invite her to a gig, or better yet get a trio out to the cafe and she'll be all over your jock. (And if you know female pianist/ drummer even better..)
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