*stealing a bunch of fucking chewy sprees in freshman PE. *getting drunk with you and joe at joe's house and watching joe rap with those mickey mouse hands. *fuckin' F-SKWAT BITCH.
for those of you in the dark......davethedangerMay 4 2004, 19:00:45 UTC
.....boys locker room, tracy high, freshmen year.....someone bought some candy item in the vending machine. only it got stuck, and didn't drop. so the machine's being shaken to try to get it to drop, and the whole glass door thingy opens up, and all the candy inside starts screaming "take me! i'm free!!" i don't know how mr. solano missed everyone in the locker room bum rushing that machine, and just pilfering everything.......candy always tastes better when it's free
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Re: for those of you in the dark......deletetheradioMay 4 2004, 19:30:06 UTC
hey dave. the legend of f-skwat all started with a little band called leftover crack. me and bobby listened to this satanic skapunk band quite a bit our senior year, and memorized several tedious bits of information about the band. such as... *they were dirty squatters. *they were from New York. *they lived in an abandoned building that they called C-Squat, which was basically a law-free haven for their abundant drug use. then it dawned on us...BOBBY LIVES ON F STREET! WE COULD TOTALLY START OUR OWN CONSEQUENCE FREE SQUAT!!!!!1 OMG! and thus, F-Skwat was born. *cue drug use*
Re: for those of you in the dark......davethedangerMay 4 2004, 19:38:50 UTC
thanks zach! and that about wraps it up, tune in next time when we'll be discussing my 6 month stay at joes house after my parents kicked me out for good! see ya there!
yup back in middle school! i used to paint them black. shit you was a little little boy then! all hanging out with my little sister, coming to my house for school projects, as far as you knew you were straight.......ah memories. fuck dude i've known you for hella long.
dave dave dave...hmm i remember the night we shroomed and i was laying on the couch talking about how the clock didn't have hands and nothing made sense, but you comforted me and made me feel okay...for the most part. what a pal.
i did the best that i could. and i'm suprised it helped at all cause you were FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!! that was the craziest shroom trip i've ever experienced. not like the most visuals or anything, just the craziest! 10 people shrooming at once........holy shit!
with ms. roderick? well now she's mrs. andrade cause she married a douche named ralph, and had a baby girl and named her HUNTER! HUNTER?! WTF?! poor kid...
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*getting drunk with you and joe at joe's house and watching joe rap with those mickey mouse hands.
*fuckin' F-SKWAT BITCH.
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the legend of f-skwat all started with a little band called leftover crack. me and bobby listened to this satanic skapunk band quite a bit our senior year, and memorized several tedious bits of information about the band. such as...
*they were dirty squatters.
*they were from New York.
*they lived in an abandoned building that they called C-Squat, which was basically a law-free haven for their abundant drug use.
then it dawned on us...BOBBY LIVES ON F STREET! WE COULD TOTALLY START OUR OWN CONSEQUENCE FREE SQUAT!!!!!1 OMG!
and thus, F-Skwat was born.
*cue drug use*
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