there will be blood

[davevsdamachine]

 i have a 4 page govenemnt essay due on friday that i just decided to get crackin on about...an hour ago. and since tommorow i have work all day and then seeing jesu play after that, i need to get the entire thing done tonight. uuuuugh i have my procrastination habits! ive had a month and a half to due this and of course i wait til the absolute

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[________bee]

woooo fun fun fun fest!!
http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/1/103 maybe?
hmm i dunno about the girl...

[davevsdamachine]

o shit yeah brittany that rules. thank you!!

[buhagden]

This is probably really bad advice, but you make it sound like she's waiting to be sure that you're actually into her so that she doesn't dump her boyfriend or try to cheat on him with you and then find out that you're not interested. So fuckin' get drunk enough to have an excuse to go for that shit.

[davevsdamachine]

my god i hope your right dano. that could totally be the case but theres also a chance that she actually likes this asshole boyfriend and just wants a "guy friend" and this is what worries me. i certainly dont need anymore "friends". thanks for the advice buddy

[hero_marauder]

my advice? start trying to get into the whole "being super gay" thing. i'm totally trying it. i only eat penis shaped foods...which are the BEST kinds of foods anyways. not-dogs, popsicles, twinkies, tofu molded to look like a penis...the list goes on.

she could just be crazy and have no idea what she's doing. or she could be deeply smitten for you. but i guess i don't have to spell that out for you.

yeah dude, turn gay. with me. to me...

[davevsdamachine]

actually, alot of people think im gay already because i like to wear nice pants and i get upset with people who use the "f" word. soo it wouldnt be too much of a stretch.

so yeah man ill be gay with you..

[hero_marauder]

be gay with me. to me....

[slowgherkin]

you should call me so we can catch up.