Sexist meme that I got from roina_arwen
A - Act your age - 45 (but I look much younger)
B - Breast size?- I prefer about a 40D, thanks. Oh, you mean my breast size? Never measured 'em, but they're pretty small.
C - Chore you hate - Emptying the cat box.
D - Dad's name - Howard.
E - Essential make up item? - Another sexist question. But I am partial to my Clubman aftershave.
F - Favorite singer - Linda Ronstadt. rawr
G - Gold or silver? - Silver.
H - Hometown? - Pearl River, NY.
I - Instruments you play(ed) - Piano and drums .
J - Job title? - Hired killer.
K - Kids? - Not anymore, thanks to the miracle of surgery. But the current models are daughter Lindsay, 19, and Halford the Human Eel, 10.
L - Living arrangements? - Casa Dave-Guy a three-bedroom manse in idyllic Pearl River, with my wife, our two kids and Fido, our cat.
M - Mum's name - Curtisteen. No, really, that's her name.
N - Number of people you've slept with? - Nunya.
O - Overnight hospital stays? - None that I can think of. I guess that means I'm both pretty healthy and pretty lucky.
P - Pineapple, plums or peaches? - Pineapples.
Q - Quote you like? - "A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." -- Jackie Robinson
R - Religious affiliation? - Christian
S - Siblings? - Four. Three brothers and one sister. The odds were against us.
T - Time you wake up? - Too damn early. 5:30 on weekdays, usually around 7:00 or so otherwise.
U - Underwear of choice? - Boxers.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? - Brussels sprouts. They're evil.
W - Worst habit? - When I'm arguing, I can be sarcastic to the point where I'm hurtful. It's not a good way to argue.
X - X-rays you've had? - Plenty of tooth X-rays. I imagine some others as well. No real standouts, though.
Y - Yummy food you make? - Ribs!
Z - Zodiac Sign? - Capricorn