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AhhhShakeYaAss: suck
fain the adache: big suck
fain the adache: go wake benz0r up
AhhhShakeYaAss: nah
AhhhShakeYaAss: he was probably up late
fain the adache: soz
fain the adache: kick him up
fain the adache: and be like damn
fain the adache: you said you'd be up right now
fain the adache: we missed the flight to new orleans
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: then i'll call him a bastard and leave
fain the adache: EXACTLY
fain the adache: and then after you break all the windows in his apartment
fain the adache: just say you were kidding
fain the adache: and apologize
AhhhShakeYaAss: only after i toss his computer and xbox out of the broken windows
fain the adache: and then go downstairs
fain the adache: and thoroughly smash them
fain the adache: and then burn them
fain the adache: and then run them over
fain the adache: like computer times
AhhhShakeYaAss: computer times
fain the adache: rofl
AhhhShakeYaAss: yessss
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww those were the good times
fain the adache: the subway line been busy for like 80000 minutes
fain the adache: i think my manager is calling in weed
AhhhShakeYaAss: give my panties to siling for you!!
: wear them on my head for you!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: ewww
AhhhShakeYaAss: dirty ones!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok what happened to the actual conversation
: *sniffs*
: =P
AhhhShakeYaAss: this has turned to panty wearage on the head
: and what's wrong with that?
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: nothing
: that part?.. where i said *sniffs" i mean that i was sniffing your dirty underware
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha ewwww
: lol
: you like it!
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're disgusting
: haha why!?
AhhhShakeYaAss: just bc he's jared
AhhhShakeYaAss: i dunno
: out of nowhere????
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha yeah
: did you get it back?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: the next day
: lol
: you went home without panties!?
: i'm going to make you take off your panties
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: never!!
DeathToThePunks: maybe in hell i mean florida
AhhhShakeYaAss: i happen to like hell i mean florida
DeathToThePunks: you would
AhhhShakeYaAss: i do
DeathToThePunks: thats what i told you
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: that's what i told you
DeathToThePunks: i told you first
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: i told you first
DeathToThePunks: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
DeathToThePunks: i told YOU first
DeathToThePunks: yes
DeathToThePunks: yes
DeathToThePunks: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i told you first
DeathToThePunks: ey
DeathToThePunks: sdfnk
AhhhShakeYaAss: no non onononoo
DeathToThePunks: vvnkdkfgb
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: .
DeathToThePunks: poop
Siliiiiiiiing: well since you were getting ass
Siliiiiiiiing: i forgive you
Siliiiiiiiing: THIS TIME
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
AhhhShakeYaAss: that's my girl
AhhhShakeYaAss: this isn't siling
Siliiiiiiiing: no
Siliiiiiiiing: i promise
Siliiiiiiiing: it's me
Siliiiiiiiing: quiz me
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't doubt that siling is there
AhhhShakeYaAss: i just doubt she is typing
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc siling loves the details
AhhhShakeYaAss: if it were siling
AhhhShakeYaAss: this:Siliiiiiiiing: dont tell me that
AhhhShakeYaAss: wouldn't happen
websurdities: Nice.
websurdities: I can live with trouble with you.
Siliiiiiiiing: we get ass almost the same way
AhhhShakeYaAss: ha we'll have to compare
AhhhShakeYaAss: mark
AhhhShakeYaAss: go home
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: just kidding
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-)
Siliiiiiiiing: no
Siliiiiiiiing: i dont want him home
Siliiiiiiiing: i want him in my pants
AhhhShakeYaAss: ew
Siliiiiiiiing: where he belongs
AhhhShakeYaAss: eww stoppit mark
AhhhShakeYaAss: where's siling
Siliiiiiiiing: no no
Siliiiiiiiing: mmmmm
Siliiiiiiiing: uggghh
Siliiiiiiiing: yeeaaa
AhhhShakeYaAss: bastard
Siliiiiiiiing: i want to see the damn movie that you and i made
Siliiiiiiiing: ;-)
Siliiiiiiiing: I WANT TO SEE IT
Siliiiiiiiing: GRR
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh
AhhhShakeYaAss: OH THAT MOVIE
Siliiiiiiiing: YES
Siliiiiiiiing: THAT ONE
AhhhShakeYaAss: OH THAT ONE HUH
AhhhShakeYaAss: OK
Siliiiiiiiing: that one
AhhhShakeYaAss: WE'LL WATCH IT TOGETHER
AhhhShakeYaAss: AND HAVE NAKED SEX
Siliiiiiiiing: you know the one i'm talking about
Siliiiiiiiing: right?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i know
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i know
AhhhShakeYaAss: do i ever know
Siliiiiiiiing: the...you know
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: the i know
AhhhShakeYaAss: i do indeed know
MyAshesFallin: some person wants to add me on myspace
MyAshesFallin: its cuz of my titty picture
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: awesome baby
AhhhShakeYaAss: add him!!
MyAshesFallin: its a herrr... o_ô
AhhhShakeYaAss: ...
AhhhShakeYaAss: add her!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii left you a message this morning
: and iiiiii got it later today
: it sure was some message
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: you loved it
: I did
: theres another message from you that I love more though
: its got your mommy at the beginning of it
: and its my favorite message ever
: and I'm saving it forever
: and ever
: 0
: pe
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: or until your phone deletes it
: >:o
: it wont
: .....
: hopefully
: goddamnit
: its going to delete it :-(
: unless!
: unless I play it every day
: maybe it wont get deleted then
: hmm, I'll have to test my theory
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: i tried that
AhhhShakeYaAss: when you hit save
AhhhShakeYaAss: it counts down the days
AhhhShakeYaAss: you'd have to get a tape recorder
: son of a bitch
: I dont have an effing tape recorder
: ew -_-
: I'll come up with another genius plan though
: a plan to save the message for ever and ever 0 (pe)
: *whispers* my pubes are in the shape of an ___
: *giggles*
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaaha oh god oh god
AhhhShakeYaAss: user info pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
: HAAAAAHAAAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh man i haven't laughed that hard all day
: we'll sneak away and hump
AhhhShakeYaAss: no i just know who he is
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i think i'll bring ben
AhhhShakeYaAss: :)
AhhhShakeYaAss: besides, you need to meet him
AhhhShakeYaAss: find someone else for mr t
Siliiiiiiiing: hahahahaha
Siliiiiiiiing: alright
Siliiiiiiiing: and it's not mr t
Siliiiiiiiing: its BIG T
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll call him what i want
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm taking out the beginning convo and transfering it the the user info
AhhhShakeYaAss: so now you have a higher percentage of the entry
Siliiiiiiiing: you love me more
AhhhShakeYaAss: i do i do i do
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha my whole fucking entry is you
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes, siling
AhhhShakeYaAss: house shopping
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's the cool thing to do
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww
AhhhShakeYaAss: so sweet
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love mommies
AhhhShakeYaAss: cept my own
: well, mine is in love with you
: as she should be
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
AhhhShakeYaAss: the feeling is totally mutual
AhhhShakeYaAss: Siliiiiiiiing: i should have been guessed first. i'm much cooler than those two
AhhhShakeYaAss: _o
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh yeah?
: hshahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA only one eye?
: ;-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: it didn't work
AhhhShakeYaAss: ô_o
AhhhShakeYaAss: there
AhhhShakeYaAss: bastard
: you gave me one eye
AhhhShakeYaAss: like rob!!!1111
AhhhShakeYaAss: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
: *gasp*!
: I'M LIKE ROB!?
AhhhShakeYaAss: take that
AhhhShakeYaAss: and no
AhhhShakeYaAss: you aren't
AhhhShakeYaAss: ever
AhhhShakeYaAss: o
AhhhShakeYaAss: pe
: then what the hell are you talking about?
AhhhShakeYaAss: one eye?
AhhhShakeYaAss: ONE eye
AhhhShakeYaAss: in his EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
: ohhhhhhhh
: HAH
: YES!
: IN THAT BASTARD'S EYE!
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
: too bad it didnt blind him
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww then he would've never seen me
: he obviously didnt see you
: he's not with you is he?
: he was already blind
: and stupid
: :-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha thanks silly
: just stating the facts
: <---- facts stater
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha nice one
: but thats it
: there is no one else like us
: other than you...and me
SarahL1C10US: It'd be funny if it was you tho.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: indeed
AhhhShakeYaAss: i would be shot by now though
SarahL1C10US: Pffft, not if I jumped in front of the bullets!
SarahL1C10US: Like those guys that the President has.
AhhhShakeYaAss: secret service slave!!
SarahL1C10US: Yes! That is totally me.
SarahL1C10US: S to the 3rd power.
SarahL1C10US: Or 4th, if you include my name.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ha
AhhhShakeYaAss: s cubed
SarahL1C10US: Triple S, if you want it to sound sexy.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ooooooo
AhhhShakeYaAss: i like it
SarahL1C10US: That's right you do.
SarahL1C10US: If ever you are in the way of danger, the Triple S will jump in, and kick some terrorist ass.
SarahL1C10US: Terrorist = anyone that fucks with Steffy.
AhhhShakeYaAss: well do you have any plans for today
AhhhShakeYaAss: or are you just working in the kitchen again?
websurdities: Eff you.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you wish
AhhhShakeYaAss: so how have you ben sam?
AhhhShakeYaAss: whoa
corrodingbliss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: been even?
corrodingbliss: that's crazy woman
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
corrodingbliss: stop that
: o ;pve uou
: rather.. i love you*
websurdities: I'm slightly inebriated, dear.
websurdities: You have to be plain with me.
websurdities: I'm sorry. I'm slightly inebriated.
websurdities: I'm not THAT drunk :P
websurdities: I'm slightly inebriated.
websurdities: I've been sneaking alcohol when no one looks.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i know baby
websurdities: When you were here, I woke up before you, but then I went back to bed.
AhhhShakeYaAss: nah i was up every now and then
websurdities: Well, I woke up before you finally got up.
websurdities: Stop trying to one up me, woman.
websurdities: haha
websurdities: :P
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: did i drool?
websurdities: Yeah.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ewwww
websurdities: Your mouth was wide upen.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: gross!!
websurdities: :-0
AhhhShakeYaAss: i hate you
AhhhShakeYaAss: don't watch me sleep when i'm gross
websurdities: Why? I thought it was cute.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you thought me drooling was cute?
AhhhShakeYaAss: what's wrong with you?
websurdities: I like you?
websurdities: You could be taking a piss and I'd think it was cute.
websurdities: So long as it wasn't on my face.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't think i could really piss on your face
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're safe
websurdities: Well, that's always comforting :P
websurdities: Oooo.
websurdities: 120GB.
websurdities: I just saw it again.
websurdities: Man, it's pretty.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: <---replaced
websurdities: You're a better kisser.
websurdities: Not only that, you're far much more attractive.
websurdities: However, the 120GB reminds me of your breasts.
websurdities: Way more than you can use, but it's still nice.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: well
AhhhShakeYaAss: i guess i can live with that
: But if Sam doesn't listen, oh well. She's best ever and said that I should talk to you, or else she would cheese grate my face and eat it on nachos.
AhhhShakeYaAss: pffft
THRDALLAS: and what does that mean?
AhhhShakeYaAss: that means i don't think you're such an angel
THRDALLAS: oh yes I am. I'm even wearing my 'England Angel' shirt tonight.
AhhhShakeYaAss: bullshit
THRDALLAS: well I am at least wearing a shirt that says it. sometimes it's better to cover up the truth.
THRDALLAS: with lies
THRDALLAS: pure lies
THRDALLAS: hey, what can I say. I'm just a 16 year-old sexpert.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -________-
THRDALLAS: it's hard to be number one
AhhhShakeYaAss: what have i created
THRDALLAS: or maybe it's hard because I'm number one. I don't know which.
THRDALLAS: what? didn't like my joke?
THRDALLAS: I'm hurt
THRDALLAS: It's a good night. I'm feeling generous....and slutty. kinda the same thing.
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's never ending
THRDALLAS: I know. Like his erections.
AhhhShakeYaAss: STOP IT JESUS CHRIST
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
THRDALLAS: what?!
AhhhShakeYaAss: you are such a hoebag i can't help but love you
THRDALLAS: slutbag, honey, slutbag.
THRDALLAS: get it right
AhhhShakeYaAss: i like to mix it up every now and then
THRDALLAS: well, hoes just do this :-P sluts do that and this :-O
THRDALLAS: see the difference
THRDALLAS: now get it right.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i see
AhhhShakeYaAss: slutbag.
AuroraBoreealex: we'll have to evade him
AuroraBoreealex: i should be like "dude this chick over at lakeland lunch is looking for you, she wants your sex."
AuroraBoreealex: he'll be like "OMFGZ SAIX!" and run off
Susanita: pop ups = ew
Susanita: you do not = ew
Susanita: so you do not = pop up
AhhhShakeYaAss: AL3X!!!
AuroraBoreealex: ST3FFZ0R
websurdities: You can be my best friend, then :P
websurdities: yey.
websurdities: I have a hot best friend.
websurdities: I've always wanted one of those.
AhhhShakeYaAss: and wrap it
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc i love to open stuff
websurdities: lol
websurdities: I'm going to wrap myself up one day.
websurdities: That way you'll be all like "I want to make out."
websurdities: And I'll be like "yessir. r0x0r."
websurdities: And you'll be all like "do me. lolz"
websurdities: And I'll be like "rgr."
AuroraBoreealex: you're a good friend
AuroraBoreealex: and mexican
AhhhShakeYaAss: no no no
AhhhShakeYaAss: sam's the mexican
AuroraBoreealex: oh yeh
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i try to be a good friend
AuroraBoreealex: my fault
AhhhShakeYaAss: it happens
faintheadache: i have alotta pennies? :-)
HotChickenMonkey: pennies are good for throwing
faintheadache: lol
HotChickenMonkey: ha i'm taller than rob
Eternal Weakness: ha, that's not very hard to do
AhhhShakeYaAss: eh anyone who can call her a butthoe to her face is exempt from her hatred
AhhhShakeYaAss: i know i can
AhhhShakeYaAss: and have
DeathToThePunks: i have and could again
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh
AhhhShakeYaAss: you WILL again
DeathToThePunks: indeed
DeathToThePunks: she shall be known as such
AhhhShakeYaAss: THE butthoe
DeathToThePunks: and steff spaketh saying "HER NAME SHALL BE-ITH THE BUTTHOE" and the people were pleased with it
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh the people are pleased
AhhhShakeYaAss: people: oh we're pleased
DeathToThePunks: people: CRUCIFY HER!
AhhhShakeYaAss: steff: crucify who?
DeathToThePunks: "the butt hoe!!!!"
DeathToThePunks: (war drums)
DeathToThePunks: (mob with pitchforks and fire)
DeathToThePunks: (a loon sings in the distance) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: steff: *nails butthoe to stick*
DeathToThePunks: (people over exagerate story and build belief system on it causing the entire world to be consumed with the pathetic notion that there is any god)
DeathToThePunks: whoops.......
Siling: how bout you take off your shirt, and run around sschool with me (after graduation of course) that's rebellious
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: how about that
Siling: dont be silly, silly!
websurdities: What if I were to put three dollars in your car
websurdities: And you were to find it.
websurdities: And it were to have GET YOUR SCHOOL ID written on it in magic marker.
websurdities: For all you know, it could be a random chain message going out on dollar bills.
websurdities: You don't know.
websurdities: What if, during a makeout session, I were to slip three dollars in your pocket
websurdities: And then I accuse you of stealing it.
websurdities: Then you stole money to buy your school id.
websurdities: That's pretty goddamned rebellious.
websurdities: Well.
websurdities: I'll take your mockery as a sweet gesture and blush.
websurdities: I want her to come over.
websurdities: I keep wanting you to have her come over.
websurdities: It's about to get to the point where I tie her down and drag her here.
websurdities: I love. That's a happy thought.
websurdities: You wish.
AhhhShakeYaAss: actually
AhhhShakeYaAss: i think i do
websurdities: Oh, I know you do.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i know you know
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i'm going to stop here before it gets out of hand
websurdities: You want it to get out of hand.
websurdities: And into the V.
websurdities: I know.
websurdities: It's ok. It's understandable.
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHA
websurdities: I was going to say that I loved, just out of instinct.
websurdities: Then I saw that you were being mean.
websurdities: And so now I loathe.
websurdities: I figure I probably will after some stress testing. :P
websurdities: But, at the moment, I've taken a test run, brought it home, showed it to the family, it's going all right.
websurdities: But, until I take it out on the road and see how it handles every day situations, I won't know for sure if it's the one or not.
: Theres like a fucking animal in our bath tub or something O_O
: and that sucks, because I really have to pee
: Our house has been taken over by aliens
: or cats...or something
: and its preventing me from going to the bathroom
AhhhShakeYaAss: pee in the sink!!!1
: I could do that
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahah oh man
AhhhShakeYaAss: <---visual
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
: stop it!!
: no visual
AhhhShakeYaAss: *closes eyes*
: no no
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you aar
syntheticemoti0N: i love you more.
syntheticemoti0N: you're teh greatest everrrrrrrr
syntheticemoti0N: you rule with two 0's
MyAshesFallin: mmhmm\\
MyAshesFallin: stupid \ key right next to the enter key
MyAshesFallin: (they'd be your children too wifey :-*)
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh.......
AhhhShakeYaAss: right.......
AhhhShakeYaAss: well
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's k
MyAshesFallin: I just sneezed and it sounded like I said shit
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaa
MyAshesFallin: achshiiiiit!
websurdities: We do not make out in perfect land.
websurdities: We sleep, and talk, and bills are automatically paid.
websurdities: Because I do not work.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ahh
AhhhShakeYaAss: perfect land
AhhhShakeYaAss: shit we make out in perfect land
websurdities: haha
websurdities: Fuck yeah we do.
websurdities: haha
websurdities: In perfect land, we have sex, and you don't crazy.
x0i r: call call call
x0i r: call call
x0i r: call call
AhhhShakeYaAss: call who?
x0i r: roflhouse
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: and order what?
x0i r: laff's
x0i r: and w007s
: There is no beast in the bathroom
: mommy moved the little part of our counter in front of it
: and says that it moved when the beast was ready to attack
: so i dunno
: it stopped making noises, so I'm good
websurdities: We're going to be sexy at homecoming
AhhhShakeYaAss: god yes
websurdities: I want to get dressed up.
websurdities: But I hate dressing up.
websurdities: I've not been happy enough and want to have something badly enough that I've been willing to do something that I'm against in quite some time.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i feel pretty
AhhhShakeYaAss: when i'm dressed up
websurdities: hehe
websurdities: You're pretty normally. So, I can only imagine that you'd be breathtaking when you're all dressed up.
websurdities: Be like, "Janet, I'll pay my own bills and you won't have to pay anything if you sign this piece of paper."
websurdities: And she'll be like "gee, ok."
websurdities: And you'll be like "good, that will be $1000, you crazy, crazy lady."
Susanita: I totally had the urge to just spray paint my face, because a silver face would be awesome
Susanita: but I decided no because it would never come off
Susanita: never= long time
Susanita: YOU NO GOOD BASTARD YOU
Susanita: you son of a bitch
Susanita: I saw you with a towel on your head
fain the adache: LETS REDO THEMMMMM
AhhhShakeYaAss: I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T
fain the adache: WHHYYYYy
AhhhShakeYaAss: they were due today
fain the adache: fuck
AhhhShakeYaAss: yah
fain the adache: we should do some kickass ones
fain the adache: i'll go crazy
fain the adache: and we can get a lamp blub thing
fain the adache: and plug it in all over town
fain the adache: and i'll be crazy and serious and all photogenic and shit
fain the adache: !!!!!!!!!
fain the adache: you should incorporate the dramatic lighting into the photojournalism thing
fain the adache: and that way you can be
fain the adache: mr. w, i aer teh pwange
fain the adache: and he'll be " lyke mofg steff fo sohzz"
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm sure that's just what he'll say
websurdities: Authority Zero - [Andiamo: #1] - Painted Windows
websurdities: Man, I met this guy.
websurdities: By the way, it made me happy to know that I have a hotter girlfriend than he does.
websurdities: haha
websurdities: His girlfriend was there.
websurdities: Because he's a big Bad Religion fan.
websurdities: You're much hotter than she is.
websurdities: It was great.
Sarahbellumed: Don't get one from Walgreens they sux9r.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok.
Sarahbellumed: That's is just how bad they suck. they don't even get a 0 for suxor.
Sarahbellumed: They are sux niner.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you know
AhhhShakeYaAss: i think they sux niner too
AhhhShakeYaAss: i like it
Sarahbellumed: At least we are agreed on the sux niner.
Sarahbellumed: Haha, fair enough.
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: hi BEN!!
Sarahbellumed: Shut up. I hate when I do that. I never mean to.
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: Oh man. That's awesome.
Sarahbellumed: :P
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: Oh god, you did it again.
AhhhShakeYaAss: BEN FACE!
Sarahbellumed: BAUGH!
Sarahbellumed: No more of the talking like Ben.
AhhhShakeYaAss: Oh but I think you just did.
AhhhShakeYaAss: with THE TALKING of the Ben.
Sarahbellumed: BENS BOOBS!
AhhhShakeYaAss: Boobs?
AhhhShakeYaAss: Where?
Sarahbellumed: You heard me.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: Don't question it?
AhhhShakeYaAss: Is that what you were going to say next?
Sarahbellumed: No....
AhhhShakeYaAss: Oh.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ô_o
Sarahbellumed: It was, I won't lie.
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHA
Sarahbellumed: It will be our little secret.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i loves three hundred and sixty eighter you!
Sarahbellumed: Fuck!
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
Sarahbellumed: I don't know how to count higher than ten.
XprovokedattackX: i love you (in a friend kind of way)
XprovokedattackX: i know that caren is in love with you
XprovokedattackX: omg my mom just found a pamphlet from 1943 on "the dangers of heavy petting and necking"
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
XprovokedattackX: lol its so funny its talking about how kissing leads to horrible sin
XprovokedattackX: i bringing it to school monday and im GOING TO MAKE you read it
emillio 5000: we are the super sexy HOTT wonder twins
emillio 5000: and when we combine forces, buildings shake and children weep
emillio 5000: and cream their pants
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ew
emillio 5000: it's not my fault they cream their pants!
emillio 5000: it's the hottness radiating off of us!
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha but still
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's almost like kiddie porn
emillio 5000: we don't SEE them cream their pants!
emillio 5000: it's all contained WITHIN their pants
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh. ok.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i was a girl yesterday
AhhhShakeYaAss: but shh
fain the adache: okay
fain the adache: i'll be shhh
AhhhShakeYaAss: thanks
fain the adache: anytime
AhhhShakeYaAss: i want dr pepper
fain the adache: go get one thennnn
fain the adache: hop in whip
fain the adache: drive over to the storez
fain the adache: and dang
fain the adache: ping one up
fain the adache: check out
fain the adache: and BAM
fain the adache: dp
FiendishPlatypus: ...My parents look at a lot of porn on their computer. It's nasty.
FiendishPlatypus: Once at dinner they were talking about this one thing they saw once
FiendishPlatypus: Called "Pussy Face"
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
FiendishPlatypus: About this poor girl with a birth defect, which I'm sure you can assume
FiendishPlatypus: And they talked about Buggs Bunny porn. And all I know is that it somehow involved carrots. :-(
FiendishPlatypus: Buggs Bunny doesn't do that kind of stuff!
FiendishPlatypus: He's a good rabbit.
FiendishPlatypus: Their computer makes me feel dirty
FiendishPlatypus: I was reading my book eariler
FiendishPlatypus: And they were in the living room talking
FiendishPlatypus: And my mom was like " I hurt my back last night"
FiendishPlatypus: And my step dad was like "Oh really? How'd you do that?"
FiendishPlatypus: And she was like "Oh, you don't remember?"
FiendishPlatypus: I love you
FiendishPlatypus: Eventhoyou'renasty
AhhhShakeYaAss: you love it
FiendishPlatypus: I love you being nasty, not the stuff you're being nasty about
FiendishPlatypus: There is a difference.
FiendishPlatypus: The difference is like the difference between Fat wrinkley man in a speedo, and hot sexy man in a speedo
FiendishPlatypus: While they are both men in speedo's, the fat one is like my parents and porn
FiendishPlatypus: And the sexy one is like, you IN porn, and me watching it.
FiendishPlatypus: Big difference.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
FiendishPlatypus: What did I just say?
FiendishPlatypus: I don't know
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i heard it
FiendishPlatypus: Not that... I'd watch you in a pornographic video or anything of the sort....
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i think you would
FiendishPlatypus: Only if Ben weren't around.
FiendishPlatypus: Not that he would be.
FiendishPlatypus: But
FiendishPlatypus: If he happened to be in the room, I wouldn't.
AhhhShakeYaAss: suuuure
FiendishPlatypus: Oh look at the time!
FiendishPlatypus: I must go and notthinkaboutyouandporn
FiendishPlatypus: I bid thee farewell
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: farewell dear
Sarahbellumed: I would only foget rox niner if I was rox ninered in the head.
FiendishPlatypus: You're a good kid, you know that?
FiendishPlatypus: A very fine kid indeed.
FiendishPlatypus: I thank you many times for being a good kid
FiendishPlatypus: We are in the good kid club.
FiendishPlatypus: But you are the president
FiendishPlatypus: For being the best kid.
FiendishPlatypus: I love you tho. Lots.
FiendishPlatypus: Because we're good kids.
Sarahbellumed: I can puke!
Sarahbellumed: I will puke on his ass.
Sarahbellumed: My ass is going numb, just in case you were wondering.
AhhhShakeYaAss: if he says he'll spit on you, he means it. so don't question it.
Sarahbellumed: Hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i totally got spat on twice today
Sarahbellumed: Did you spit back?
AhhhShakeYaAss: he's tried to teach me how to spit but i suck at it
AhhhShakeYaAss: but he was stealing my camera
AhhhShakeYaAss: so i bit his arm
Sarahbellumed: I am a biter too.
AhhhShakeYaAss: and left slobber
Sarahbellumed: ewww.
AhhhShakeYaAss: so he was like
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh no
AhhhShakeYaAss: and he spat on my boob from across the car
AhhhShakeYaAss: it was so gross
Sarahbellumed: That really is.
Sarahbellumed: At least you got slobber on him though.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha exactly
AhhhShakeYaAss: but the second time i was picking up tacks that he spilled on his floor
AhhhShakeYaAss: and he was on the computer
AhhhShakeYaAss: and he was like
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm going to spit on you
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i said
AhhhShakeYaAss: no you won't
AhhhShakeYaAss: and bam, spit on hair, side of face, and running down my shoulder
Sarahbellumed: Uhhh.
Sarahbellumed: Sick.
Sarahbellumed: Take a shower.
Sarahbellumed: Get that spit off.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha nah i'll get a shower in the morning
AhhhShakeYaAss: too late now
Sarahbellumed: Eeww, SpittySteph.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: as a matter of fact
AhhhShakeYaAss: i think i'll hold off on the shower until after i see you
AhhhShakeYaAss: so i can rub my face all over you
Sarahbellumed: lkasjflkasjdf
AhhhShakeYaAss: where he spat on me
Sarahbellumed: GROSS
AhhhShakeYaAss: yah
AhhhShakeYaAss: you like it
Sarahbellumed: I am going to stay away from you then.
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: i was just kidding
AhhhShakeYaAss: we should have more chinese times
Sarahbellumed: Ok, as long as you get a shower first.
imaninja hiyah: hit Janet instead next time. A face is always softer than a wall.
Siliiiiiiiing: and when they go and smoke and stuff we can sit there and make out until they get back
Siliiiiiiiing: oh wait.. you're on your sisters computer.. i mean, we can sit there and.. go over bible verses together.
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O_O_O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: <---scared
AhhhShakeYaAss: asdkjflkasjd
AhhhShakeYaAss: f come over here now nownownowwnow
AhhhShakeYaAss: plasjdlfkjasld
AhhhShakeYaAss: DeathToThePunks: im coming over there to beat you
DeathToThePunks: right now
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: bring it
DeathToThePunks signed off at 4:30:41 PM
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh god
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh god oh god
AhhhShakeYaAss: he's going to beat me
FrAgILe InArDs: :-D are these puppy porn pictures getting you hotttt?
FrAgILe InArDs: You're funny
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're face is funny
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh dang
AhhhShakeYaAss: take it
FrAgILe InArDs: i just did
FrAgILe InArDs: and it hurts
FrAgILe InArDs: very badly
AhhhShakeYaAss: so how bad is it?
corrodingbliss: oh sooooo bad
AhhhShakeYaAss: like, dirty bad?
AhhhShakeYaAss: or just plain horrible bad?
corrodingbliss: like, if your mother ever found it, she'd castrate ben.
because adam wanted it on here:
I Am Combastible: i'm a hopeless romantic, what else am i supposed to do?
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: are you going to rape me, silly?
I Am Combastible: if by rape you mean steal your coke and popcorn and hit on you all night, yes.
Sarahbellumed: Fine, next time I see you I will find a mother effin cracker and eat it.
Sarahbellumed: Without spit.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll believe it when i see it
Sarahbellumed: I will dry my mouth.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you can't dry it completely
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc your body just makes more
AhhhShakeYaAss: and squirts it out
Sarahbellumed: It doesn't 'squirt' anywhere, silly.
Sarahbellumed: It is a secretion, remember.
Sarahbellumed: Wait a minute, why are we having a conversation about spit?
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc you said that piss and spit are the same thing
AhhhShakeYaAss: when they're totally different
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i believe it all started with me misspelling pizza
Sarahbellumed: Damn misspellings. Look at what crazy things they produce.
: ....
AhhhShakeYaAss: ?
: kiiiillllll
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaah
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
: that seems to be my solution to everything today
AhhhShakeYaAss: goddammit
AhhhShakeYaAss: this is dumb as shit
: and shit is really fucking dumb
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
SarahL1C10US: Have you eaten an orange so tasty that you just get all into it and the juice goes all over your face and runs down your arm so it looks like you haven't eaten in 2 weeks, because you're all sloppy and gross? And then you drink some water and it runs down your chin because it's so good that it just, does? I feel either really good, or really retarded and like hoboman.
SarahL1C10US: How have you been? 'tis been a long time.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm doing pretty good
AhhhShakeYaAss: you?
SarahL1C10US: I'm alright. Pretty good, actually.
SarahL1C10US: You know how it is, mackin' and attackin', pimpin' the ho's, smackin' some bitches, the usual.
SarahL1C10US: When you get phlegmy next, come to my house and sing me a hardcore song.
SarahL1C10US: Pretty please
SarahL1C10US: I was going to go on about how you could throw pebbles at my window, and start singing, and seduce me with a nice little serenade
SarahL1C10US: But my misspelling of romantic ruined the mood
SarahL1C10US: El Presidente.
SarahL1C10US: That's what you are.
SarahL1C10US: If we were in Mexico, that is.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: if only we were in mexico
AhhhShakeYaAss: smoking two packs of cigarettes a day just by breathing
SarahL1C10US: Icky.
SarahL1C10US: Bad Mexico.
brilliantXfacade: man, our conversations kick so much more ass in person. in IM its like leif and the high five, the foot is carressing the ass instead of kicking it.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ...
AhhhShakeYaAss: riiight
AhhhShakeYaAss: taco's taking a piss
brilliantXfacade: lol
fain the adache: be good while I'm gone
fain the adache: kk
fain the adache: i'll be here
AhhhShakeYaAss: and bad things are bad
fain the adache: yeah they are
fain the adache: but you can't talk chief
AhhhShakeYaAss: sam susannah and siling were all at my work today for like three hours
AhhhShakeYaAss: it was great
AhhhShakeYaAss: all the guys are in love with siling
AhhhShakeYaAss: especially my manager
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll never get fired as long as she visits occasionally
fain the adache: roffle blouse
fain the adache: make her come in naked.
fain the adache: and then run out.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: why run out?
fain the adache: because.
fain the adache: its funnier
AhhhShakeYaAss: what isssssss it
fain the adache: a dock
fain the adache: yay
fain the adache: i made a dog
fain the adache: and then matt gave it a penis
fain the adache: and turned it into a camel
fain the adache: and then threw it at me
AhhhShakeYaAss: so where is your cousin staying?
fain the adache: my house
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww like a slumber party
AhhhShakeYaAss: but without oprah
fain the adache: hahahahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: but i'll see you tomorrow
fain the adache: yeah
fain the adache: you will
fain the adache: unless i die
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_- don't say that
fain the adache: i just did
AhhhShakeYaAss: *sigh*
emillio 5000: I am going to DISNEY QUEST, FOOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: awesome
AhhhShakeYaAss: i've never been but always wanted to go
AhhhShakeYaAss: hang on, gotta pee
emillio 5000: have fun!
AhhhShakeYaAss: i did
emillio 5000: I've never been.
emillio 5000: I've always wanted to go
emillio 5000: pee, that is
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
: and why must i fffffffffffail
AhhhShakeYaAss: you dont' fail, samantha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i don't love failures
: i love you too
: but you cant be there in a way i need with the loving and the cuddling and the hey hey hey. le sigh
AhhhShakeYaAss: :(
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm sorry sam
: not your fault
AhhhShakeYaAss: i can cuddle though
: i mean, hey youve got a nice rack, but you have a horse
: and heterosexual tendencies
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah kinda
: yeah you can, and then comes the knee
AhhhShakeYaAss: :(
: lol
: ooh alexander .. collin ferral and angelina jolie. doesnt appetize you at all?
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: i must have johnny
: *laughs*
: alright. i'll look for him
: but only if you sit next to me so we can have him together
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: i dunno who this person is
AhhhShakeYaAss: but lookit what they wrote
AhhhShakeYaAss: two months today! ?
matt, i love you more than anything. always and forever, babe.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -____-
: ugh
: *rolls eyes*
: what is this world coming to?
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: "love"??
AhhhShakeYaAss: :(
: pfffft
: My family thinks its fun to tell the kids that Santa Claus is outside
: and that the jingling bells onthe radio are actually santa's sleigh thing flying over our house
: and they encourage such nonsense by calling the house on a cell phone and pretend to be santa and talk to the little bastards
: so then the phone line is tied up for over an hour
: becuase the kids keep wanting to call santa back
: 1-800-northpole
: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
: thank god they didn't explore the chimney this time
: that really gets on my nerves
: Did I ever tell about that story?
AhhhShakeYaAss: um i think so
AhhhShakeYaAss: but i'm not sure
: well theres this insulation in the chimney thingy, and my mom tells the kids that its really santa's big bag of presents
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha oh yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i remember this one
: and sometimes mommy will sneak little stuffed animals and shit up there and pull them down and they're like "O_O"
: yeah
: I don't like it
: One day I want to go out and buy a santa hat and cover it in fake blood and put it at the bottom of the thing, so the kids think that santa is dead now
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAH
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you so much
AhhhShakeYaAss: those poor kids
AhhhShakeYaAss: but they deserve it
AhhhShakeYaAss: for being kids
: For being assholes that never stfu
: and shine flashlights in my eyes
AhhhShakeYaAss: ooo
AhhhShakeYaAss: killl
: Believe me, I want to
: i miss you ;_;
: i miss the cleavage jokes, and the horse jokes
: not fair
: i get an individual showing when i get home
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i didn't BUY it
: we will go to mall goddammit
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
: w00t
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
: both sams get a personal viewing
: both
AhhhShakeYaAss: both?
: we demand it
AhhhShakeYaAss: wtf
AhhhShakeYaAss: where did other sam come from?
: magic
: now say you will
AhhhShakeYaAss: i will
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
: woohoo!!
: the holidays have their spirit back
: score
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: you crazy bisexuals
: you know it
corrodingbliss: we win ^_^
: bastard AIM
: with its :-* and ;-)that mislead me in so many ways
syntheticemoti0N: can i see your b00bz?
syntheticemoti0N: i just wanna see them -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: wtf
AhhhShakeYaAss: NO!
syntheticemoti0N: ROFL
syntheticemoti0N: ROFLROFLROFL
: g'night steff, g'night steffs boobs
: ^_~
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
Sarahbellumed: You are a theifinator!
AhhhShakeYaAss: no no no
AhhhShakeYaAss: i am a steffinator
Sarahbellumed: All right but if I see you with a bunch of wallets...they had better be full of cash.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
AhhhShakeYaAss: i've had enough of you
AhhhShakeYaAss: you get your own bl section
AhhhShakeYaAss: are you happy now?
: yay!
: ever so happy
: Soon enough, I will have my own section on EVERYONE'S buddy list, and I will then rule the world
AhhhShakeYaAss: and you will be at the top
: yesssssskskkksk
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
: I like it
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: with the ones?
: hells yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: FUCK YEAH!
: BANDAIDS!
AhhhShakeYaAss: FUCK YEAH
: WALMART
AhhhShakeYaAss: FUCK YEAH
: FAKE TITS
AhhhShakeYaAss: FUCK YEAH!!
: BOOKS!!!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss:
: HAHAHAH
: LOL
: ROFFLE COPTER
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh man
AhhhShakeYaAss: ROFFLE BLOUSE
: hahaha
: dang
websurdities: And, I came up with this: I don't really care what I do. I just know that I feel good when I'm with you. So, I think that if I can just be with you, I'll be good at something, and I'll ultimately be happy in the end. And, I know that you'll stick through it with me until I find something else in my life that makes me happy.
: im sorry
: i have man hands, i can be your father
websurdities: First frame: ben> Man, I am lonely!
websurdities: Second frame: steff> HELLO!
websurdities: Third frame: ben> hello!
websurdities: Fourth frame: steff> DO ME!
websurdities: Fifth frame: ben> K!
websurdities: FIN
websurdities: One day, you're going to come out of the blue.
websurdities: And i'm going to be like
websurdities: Man, I like bologna sandwhiches.
websurdities: And you'll be like "I love you."
websurdities: And I'll be like "what?"
AhhhShakeYaAss: sandwiches*
websurdities: And you'll be like "I like beds."
websurdities: And I'll be like "me too"
websurdities: And then you'll correct my spelling and I'll tell you to stfu since you make more typos than I do.
AhhhShakeYaAss: pfft
AhhhShakeYaAss: no way man
AhhhShakeYaAss: i correct when i can
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc i don't get the opportunity that often
websurdities: haha
websurdities: You'll acknoledge the rest of those 12 lines at some point in time.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: acknowledge*
websurdities: I was pretending to lick your face.
websurdities: But, you're not here.
websurdities: And so, it didn't work.
AhhhShakeYaAss: mmk
AhhhShakeYaAss: sounds like we have a plan
AhhhShakeYaAss: for world domination
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean shopping
Sarahbellumed: Right, blowfish...in the scarf and hat section.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: blahhhhhhhhhhhh
fain the adache: ahhhhhhhhh
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: silly
fain the adache: silly
fain the adache: silly
fain the adache: silly
fain the adache: silly
fain the adache: silly
AhhhShakeYaAss: silly
websurdities: And my journal's name now is "Real Men Like Unicorns"
websurdities: Because of my user icon.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: no fucking way
websurdities: Yeah.
AhhhShakeYaAss: dang
AhhhShakeYaAss: awesome
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: OMG
websurdities: ??
AhhhShakeYaAss: you do realize that your icon is rainbow
AhhhShakeYaAss: right?
websurdities: Yes, yes I do.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i knew you'd cave eventually
websurdities: haha
websurdities: I just gave up.
websurdities: It made me too happy when I saw it.
websurdities: I knew that I was becoming...
websurdities: ...in love. It sucks.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: gee thanks
websurdities: haha
websurdities: It's funny.
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-P
websurdities: I saw that icon on Diesel Sweeties.
websurdities: And I was like "Oh, dang. Steff."
websurdities: And so, I adopted it.
websurdities: And, just kind of made adjustments.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha very very nice indeed
websurdities: I thought you'd appreciate it.
websurdities: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i do
AhhhShakeYaAss: man do i ever
fain the adache: we're hanging out over break
AhhhShakeYaAss: most definitely
AhhhShakeYaAss: we need a fun day to drive around with nothing to do except you smoking and listen to rap and me yelling at you to find somewhere to go
AhhhShakeYaAss: and then we'll end up at the lake and then probably fazolis
fain the adache: hahahaha
fain the adache: that sounds about right
wont see you: that is the shit of the bulls
: maybe
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O_O_O_O-o-o-o-=o-0kjp jop84 52oijefksdml.
: the moral is that you should come to movie nights
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
: dont you dare do all of that
: thats why im here, im here to listen so they dont lose it
: you tell me so you dont have to tell them
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok i need to go get a shower
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll feel better
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll be back in a little while
: me too
: im gross
AhhhShakeYaAss: pfft
AhhhShakeYaAss: I'M gross
: yeah, you are
: lol
: but so damn hot
AhhhShakeYaAss: man i suck at life
: its cool
AhhhShakeYaAss: i want to go hang myself in the shower right now
: like we've discussed, i still love you
: and your boobs
: ill talk to you later and maybe get the cd to you, and give you amandas to give her at work cause she never got it
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok sounds good
: i dunno how siling will get hers
Auto response from AhhhShakeYaAss: oo, sam was cut off. butthoe.
: ill slice your face
is away at 1:50:54 PM.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll give siling hers
Auto response from : steff is a skanky tramp with gaunasyphiherpalese
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: bastard
fain the adache: my dad is here
fain the adache: don
fain the adache: t type anything
fain the adache: he'll tell your mom
fain the adache: and then we'll be in trouble
fain the adache: shhhh
fain the adache: OOMFFFFGGGGGG
fain the adache: OMFG
fain the adache: OMFG
fain the adache: OMFG
fain the adache: OMFG
fain the adache: shwet.
AhhhShakeYaAss: wtf
fain the adache: shwet.
fain the adache: seriously.
fain the adache: geesessh
websurdities: Oh god, I can hear Cody and Danielle having sex.
websurdities: OH GOD
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: *smack*
websurdities: No no no no
websurdities: It's all moaning now.
websurdities: And then some laughing.
websurdities: And then more moaning.
websurdities: Jesus christ.
websurdities: Si.
websurdities: Si.
websurdities: Viva la boobies.
websurdities: wtf is going on in Cody's room.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: go peek
websurdities: No sir.
websurdities: Cody naked scares me.
websurdities: STOP MAKING ME GET A HARDON FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE DAMNED TOWN!
websurdities: I hate you.
websurdities: My pants were suddenly uncomfortable.
websurdities: And I was like wtf.
websurdities: And then, I realized.
websurdities: I almost saw boobs.
websurdities: Oh man.
websurdities: I hate you.
websurdities: We're quite possibly the only couple that would say that if they were the last two people on earth, they'd use a condom.
websurdities: What? The earth needs more people?
websurdities: Fuck that, dude. This is ribbed... FOR HER PLEASURE.
websurdities: 0100100100100000011011000110111101110110011001010010000001111001011011110111010100101110
: whoa.. i didnt see the "had a dream last night" part
: I THINK I'M GOING TO ORGASM!
: and we'll keep the cups
: and laugh every time we drink outta them
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: man
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok i've had enough
AhhhShakeYaAss: what's our plan for tomorrow?
: ahh.. i was gonna tell you to go to hell
: I thought of you every time we passed a gas station
DeathToThePunks: control your fucking friends
DeathToThePunks: heh heh
DeathToThePunks: <3
fain the adache: shes hogging them for herself
fain the adache: even cooler
fain the adache: awesome
fain the adache: well in that case
fain the adache: cool
websurdities: Mebbe.
websurdities: I could... umm.
websurdities: Wait in your car for you to get off.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
websurdities: And then when you get off and get into your car.
websurdities: it's like a SURPRISE MAKEOUT
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're not waiting in the car
websurdities: I might.
websurdities: You don't know.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i do know
AhhhShakeYaAss: cause i got the keys
websurdities: I can shimmy a lock.
websurdities: You think I can't?
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll shoot you
AhhhShakeYaAss: if you break into my car
websurdities: If by "shoot" you mean "make out", then all right.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
websurdities: I like this "secret" vernacular
AhhhShakeYaAss: riiiight
websurdities: :-(
websurdities: You're making fun of me because I want you :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahahahaha
websurdities: See?
websurdities: That's mean.
AhhhShakeYaAss: goddammit
AhhhShakeYaAss: i wanted to be stable
fain the adache: stable isn't real
fain the adache: hahahaha
fain the adache: read the title
AhhhShakeYaAss: yah
AhhhShakeYaAss: way ahead of you
fain the adache: hah, you always are?
fain the adache: you are a girl
fain the adache: please
fain the adache: girls have those crazy heads
fain the adache: they can smell your thoughts
fain the adache: its nuts.
fain the adache: but yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: i can't smell thoughts
fain the adache: can too
: eww that angers me. Someone needs to stab him.
: stab him dead
: awwww I love you!!
: i love you more
: how about we love each other equally
: :-)
: ok
: since we're the same person
: we have equal amounts of love
: haha, that works.
: I like it.
fain the adache: fuck, its so cool to see people i know get naked
fain the adache: its better than TV
AuroraBoreealex: g00dn1ght st3ffz0r
websurdities: And, creepy stalkers online scare me.
websurdities: Except for ones that want to be birds of prey.
websurdities: You know, by the way, that I'm expecting to have to wear makeup next time you see me.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: no expectations
websurdities: By denying it to me, I'm almost wanting it, you realize.
AhhhShakeYaAss: perhaps
websurdities: haha
websurdities: Damn you!
websurdities: Making me coersively want to wear makeup.
: do you swear by robert smith and davey that no one else will ever know what im going to tell you?
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh that's a big one
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i swear by my lord davey havok
websurdities: You're lieing.
AhhhShakeYaAss: about what?
websurdities: I did nothing to help.
websurdities: You helped yourself. I was just a distraction.
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes you did
AhhhShakeYaAss: which helped me
AhhhShakeYaAss: to help myself
AhhhShakeYaAss: without you i would've just tried to go to sleep
websurdities: haha. You're pulling this out of your ass.
AhhhShakeYaAss: no i'm so serious
AhhhShakeYaAss: i know me
websurdities: I HELPED YOU
websurdities: AND THEN YOU CAN BE ALL LIKE YEY BEN HELPED ME HE IS SO CUTE I WANT TO KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH.
websurdities: haha
websurdities: [ashley] U R WHORE
AhhhShakeYaAss: she'd kill you
websurdities: [ashleys friends] BAAAAAA!
websurdities: Fucking sheep.
websurdities: [ashley] sky r green
websurdities: [ashleys friends] YES IT IS PEA SOUP GREEN IT IS PRETTY THANK YOU ASHLEY FOR SHOWING US THE WAY YOU R SO SMART
websurdities: If you apologize again.
websurdities: I'll rip out more hair.
DeathToThePunks: how's sam
AhhhShakeYaAss: she's doing pretty good
DeathToThePunks: if she would go ahead and not be a lesbian that would be awesome
: i miss you though :( you and your work, and your alexes, and your dirty old men that are really 16
DeathToThePunks: so i'll just have to find someone else to fill that misfits shirt
websurdities: I promise to not make out with you in order to help you through times of mental anguish.
websurdities: I can do it, believe it or not. I just choose not to.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: suuuure
websurdities: :-( :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: not in my scarf you can't
websurdities: God no.
websurdities: But, if you were to wear normal clothing.
websurdities: I could do it.
websurdities: Man, we're like little kids again.
websurdities: haha
websurdities: Giving hickeys and talking to each other until the wee hours of the morning :P
AuroraBoreealex: ope, hold on this bacon is almost done frying
AuroraBoreealex: sssss..
fain the adache: night boo.
fain the adache: and you are not gross
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: thanks
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're not gross either
fain the adache: it is of the upmost importance
fain the adache: also, it is the least you can do for stealing something i wrote
fain the adache: and putting it in your profile
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll take it out then
AhhhShakeYaAss: or i'll quote you
fain the adache: NO
fain the adache: unfair
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-*
websurdities: So, I don't know what sort of enraged state Free Willy is in, so I'll just pretend like she's currently blowing Tequila out of her blowhole.
websurdities: And going "BARRRRUM BEN STUPID"
websurdities: Because that makes me giggle.
: you're the prettiest girl in the whole world.
websurdities: You're the prettiest girl in the whole world.
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i don't fit in at fancy places
websurdities: I'm taking you out to a fancy place at some point in time.
websurdities: Just you wait.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh i'll wait
AhhhShakeYaAss: til the fall comes
websurdities: omfg.
websurdities: Stop it.
websurdities: I'll rent a Shaft Tuxedo.
websurdities: And a cane.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
websurdities: And a top hat.
AhhhShakeYaAss: no man
websurdities: Dude. I'd look pimp.
AhhhShakeYaAss: well
websurdities: Lemme guess.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i AM a hooker after all
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
websurdities: There we have it :P
THRDALLAS: how much do you miss me? I'm just too crazy
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOTS
AhhhShakeYaAss: i miss our sex talk
AhhShakeYaAss: i don't have sex talks anymore
THRDALLAS: oh, I'm sorry
THRDALLAS: you can call me any time: 555-Spank Me
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHA
websurdities: It'll all work itself out. You just have to remember that people care about you, and there are people that would do anything to make sure that you're comfortable and happy in life.
websurdities: I'm stuck in Never Never Land.
websurdities: :P
websurdities: I would climb a mountain and tell people that you're the greatest woman on earth if I didn't hate climbing and if I thought people would give a shit.
websurdities: I hate climbing.
websurdities: And I think I know why.
websurdities: It's because I don't have herpes.
websurdities: When you see commercials for herpes medication
websurdities: They're always climbing mountains, or riding bikes.
websurdities: I don't do that shit, and I don't even have an STD.
AhhhShakeYaAss: or running through meadows
AhhhShakeYaAss: or on the beach
websurdities: Why the fuck should they get to do it?
AhhhShakeYaAss: no wonder you hate the beach
websurdities: Exactly.
websurdities: It's filled with the Clap.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love the beach
websurdities: Everywhere you look.
websurdities: You can look and go "That person has herpes. Herpes. Warts. Burning Urination. Herpes."
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't have herpes
websurdities: THat's why I'd go "Herpes, Herpes, Burning Urination, Clap, Lakeland Fire, intense beauty so powerful it makes me want to throw up my insides and then use mouthwash and then kiss her all night, Herpes, the Clap."
websurdities: I'd rather have a woman's touch anyway.
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHA.
websurdities: I don't mean for the apartment.
websurdities: I mean on my penis.
websurdities: Silly.
AhhhShakeYaAss: penguins are so cute, though
Sarahbellumed: And tasty.
Sarahbellumed: Have you ever had penguin?
Sarahbellumed: It tastes like chicken.
Sarahbellumed: Yummy cold chicken.
Sarahbellumed: A little bloody, but hey, it is still good.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you have never had a penguin
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't believe you
Sarahbellumed: I have.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you have not.
Sarahbellumed: I have too.
Sarahbellumed: Prove me wrong.
AhhhShakeYaAss: prove you right.
Sarahbellumed: I just have to find that bloody penguin picture with it hanging out of my mouth...the feather from the cute little tail that it has with blood oozing down, it's just adorable.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: :(
AhhhShakeYaAss: i bet that's a lovely picture
AhhhShakeYaAss: who took it?
Sarahbellumed: It is.
Sarahbellumed: Satan.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
Sarahbellumed: He cooks penguin best.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you
: yay for a night of steffy, alex, giggling, and puking!
: not so much puke though
DeathToThePunks: <3
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha, that's a first
AhhhShakeYaAss: <3 to the kevin
DeathToThePunks: dont let it go to your head
DeathToThePunks: in fact AhhhShakeYaAss: :(:(:(:(
DeathToThePunks: yes, sadness
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha i hate you and have a fondness for you, all at the same time.
DeathToThePunks: im like mono
DeathToThePunks: it gets you out of school but sucks having it around
DeathToThePunks: hahahaha i dunno, i just made that up
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha, i figured as much
websurdities: Siling and I are laying claims to you.
websurdities: Since I can lay things.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha ?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes, you sure can
fain the adache: i definitely say like RIGHT after school tomorrow
fain the adache: like, you know, start the weeked off right
websurdities: I want Gay Pimp
websurdities: Love me!!!!!!!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: >:o
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're not the boss of me
websurdities: PLEASE LOVE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: hey asshole
websurdities: ...
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love :)
websurdities: I love you.
websurdities: :-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: i've got a big fat fucking bone to pick with you, my darling
websurdities: Alk3 :P
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: you were scared for like 2 seconds
websurdities: Mebbe.
websurdities: haha
um yeah DEAD: i might grab your boob when i see you.
um yeah DEAD: its customary.
AhhhShakeYaAss: whyyyy does this shit keep happening
AhhhShakeYaAss: dang
: because god is some ese kid sitting up there with his thumb up his ass, thats why.
AhhhShakeYaAss: SPACE COWS!
AhhhShakeYaAss: muhahahaha
: hahahaha
: thats almost as good as *rapes you*
: ahh good old text messaging
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha nothing is as good as *rapes you*
: you know, from anyone else's perspective, it would seem that in mid sentence, we felt the need to rape each other
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you
: and I love you. Thats why we rape each other.
: hobos just make everything ten times better
fain the adache: night gurl
: night boy
fain the adache: *boi
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't know where to go :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: help me!!1
: gay marriage
: shit
: I don't know
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm going to do it
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
: nooooo
: lol
: Master wouldn't like it
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah i know
AhhhShakeYaAss: he doesn't have to agree with me though
AhhhShakeYaAss: bastard
AhhhShakeYaAss: not you
AhhhShakeYaAss: him
AhhhShakeYaAss: but yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: gay marriage doesn't fit in here anywhere
: be like "I bet you if a faggot was in Terri's position, his life partner wouldn't be able to decide whether or not to take out the feeding tube"
: "bastard America"
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: lesbian life partner
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i should tell mr cleveland that i'm a lesbian
: he'd believe it
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i'm secretly in love with you
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: he'd believe it
: hahah
: you wont put it in there
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i won't?
: you wont!
AhhhShakeYaAss: i will.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you just wait
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok, gotta transition to lesbianism
: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: should i like straight out say that i'm in love with you, or should i just allude to it?
: you're actually going to do it?
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: dude
: holy god
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's my senior year
: LOL
: then allude to it
: let him wonder a bit
: and then tell him to get his mind out of the gutter
: that dirty son of a bitch
: no good bastard
websurdities: I like the new Avril Lavigne album :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: bastard
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: reusing notes
: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh holy god!
AhhhShakeYaAss: who does that?!
: dang
: wait
AhhhShakeYaAss: didn't even bother to change the name
: didn't we talk about you reusing your notes or something?
: like last year?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah with the rob notes
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha that's why i brought it up