Convos

[davey_is_god]

mentalpatient426: i lurve it
HotChickenMonkey: ^_^
HotChickenMonkey: i lurve you!
mentalpatient426: lurve is in the air!

mentalpatient426: i got one of those white chocolate reeses...
mentalpatient426: they are huge
mentalpatient426: but not like your boobs
mentalpatient426: *stops*
HotChickenMonkey: lmao
HotChickenMonkey: i saw that one comin a mile away
mentalpatient426: lmao
mentalpatient426: take off your shirt and this will alllllllll end
mentalpatient426: i swear

mentalpatient426: ndofihreonifowerhfd?
HotChickenMonkey: akldjaiurowiwer?
HotChickenMonkey: yeah? ok
mentalpatient426: dnioehfnd? yes
mentalpatient426:hard core dniweohbfiosdhf
HotChickenMonkey: that really brings the asdlkeiotuw
mentalpatient426: i do say so myself! fisnfoehfioewhrkd bringing down the fucking sidboedgsj. DIBNUIOS
mentalpatient426: its settled then, SDNBQWEUODBN fosho
HotChickenMonkey: fsho

LadyVamprilla: i'm glad iv'e been able to make you smile
HotChickenMonkey: you almost made me choke on sunflower seeds

syntheticemoti0N: bum :-)
HotChickenMonkey: apfft
HotChickenMonkey: so?
HotChickenMonkey: :-P
syntheticemoti0N: :-)
HotChickenMonkey: so, i drive a stick
syntheticemoti0N: that's so hot.
syntheticemoti0N: :-)
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: *bows*
HotChickenMonkey: i'd like to thank the academy...
syntheticemoti0N: no, you think i'm kidding, a chic with a stick is so hot.

syntheticemoti0N: stephanie. let's just get married.

HotChickenMonkey: but then i wake up in the morning and i'm like ew, boys, no
HotChickenMonkey: ew, girls, no
HotChickenMonkey: ew, humanity, no
syntheticemoti0N: haha
syntheticemoti0N: not all boys are like rob honey.. . .
HotChickenMonkey: i know that

syntheticemoti0N: well, wanna just drop by for a while?
syntheticemoti0N: :-D
HotChickenMonkey: now?
syntheticemoti0N: mmhmm
syntheticemoti0N: ^_^
HotChickenMonkey: i can't now silly
syntheticemoti0N: why?
HotChickenMonkey: i'm in pajamas
syntheticemoti0N: bet you're hot as sex in a hooker store, minus the hooker in your PJ's :-*

syntheticemoti0N: i don't have my pj's on
HotChickenMonkey: ô_ô
syntheticemoti0N: < teh naked.
syntheticemoti0N: 8-)
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: nice
syntheticemoti0N: you bet your ass it is.
syntheticemoti0N: and if you do, don't expect to ever get it back, ever.
syntheticemoti0N: :-)
HotChickenMonkey: lmao
HotChickenMonkey: oh no
HotChickenMonkey: there it goes again
syntheticemoti0N: roffle.

HotChickenMonkey: thank god you imed me
syntheticemoti0N: why's that
syntheticemoti0N: what's up lovey?
HotChickenMonkey: i was just having a conversation with myself
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
HotChickenMonkey wants to directly connect.
syntheticemoti0N is now directly connected.
syntheticemoti0N: ROFLMFAO, i'm here honey
syntheticemoti0N: :-)
HotChickenMonkey: i'm serious
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: HotChickenMonkey: hey
HotChickenMonkey: hi
HotChickenMonkey: so
PoisionousTide: what's up
HotChickenMonkey: nbot much
HotChickenMonkey: ajlsdfjka
PoisionousTide: i can't type
HotChickenMonkey: well that's ok
PoisionousTide: yeah
PoisionousTide: i know
HotChickenMonkey: so
HotChickenMonkey: what are you up to?
PoisionousTide: umm...not too much
PoisionousTide: pretty bored actually
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
syntheticemoti0N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
syntheticemoti0N: i love you.

syntheticemoti0N: he must love you, too, he's touching himself and cumming in his hands.
HotChickenMonkey: LOL
syntheticemoti0N: ;-)
HotChickenMonkey: cumming in hands = not love
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: cumming in hands = self love
syntheticemoti0N: < tried self love.
syntheticemoti0N: < not as good.
HotChickenMonkey: <-----ditto
syntheticemoti0N: < *dies.*

syntheticemoti0N: yes, boobies makes a VERY happy aaron.

syntheticemoti0N: my D has failed me. that's a first ;-)

HotChickenMonkey: until their parents are done partying
HotChickenMonkey: prolly late
LadyVamprilla: where the hell do they go so often?
HotChickenMonkey: out
HotChickenMonkey: bastards
LadyVamprilla: i'm going to make you babysit my kids when we're older
LadyVamprilla: tee hee
HotChickenMonkey: lesbians can't have kids

LadyVamprilla: i looked at the picture i took of you at old town
LadyVamprilla: with the unicorn
LadyVamprilla: at the store that i stole the ring for you from
HotChickenMonkey: lol
LadyVamprilla: it made me happy
HotChickenMonkey: good
LadyVamprilla: we need to do that again
HotChickenMonkey: steal?
LadyVamprilla: *laughs*
LadyVamprilla: no!
HotChickenMonkey: lol

LadyVamprilla: you are not 18
LadyVamprilla: liar
LadyVamprilla: ;-)
LadyVamprilla: or married
LadyVamprilla: well.. i supose
LadyVamprilla: you have that "wifey"
LadyVamprilla: hmf!

LadyVamprilla: yes?
HotChickenMonkey: yes
HotChickenMonkey: good
LadyVamprilla: perfect
HotChickenMonkey: see?
HotChickenMonkey: what are steffys good for?
LadyVamprilla: sex
LadyVamprilla: lots of it
HotChickenMonkey: ^_^
HotChickenMonkey: you know it
LadyVamprilla: :-*
LadyVamprilla: i love you
HotChickenMonkey: i love you more
LadyVamprilla: you're my favorite person
LadyVamprilla: one of the very few people
HotChickenMonkey: ^_^
HotChickenMonkey: hurray!

HotChickenMonkey: lmfao
HotChickenMonkey: DO IT
imaninja hiyah: you really want me to?
HotChickenMonkey: .......no
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
imaninja hiyah: it should be a slap and run
imaninja hiyah: *slaps you*

*runs away*
imaninja hiyah: :-)
HotChickenMonkey: lmao
imaninja hiyah: i wanna do it!
imaninja hiyah: slap and run slap and run slap and run!
HotChickenMonkey: ....ok
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: this is the end though
HotChickenMonkey: you realize that
imaninja hiyah: yeah, well it was gonna happen sooner or later
imaninja hiyah: might as well have fun doing it :-)

gropexcore: you know i was thinking
gropexcore: its funny that i posted pictures today and then you did, becuase we are the steffana
gropexcore: we have similar posts
gropexcore: becuase we are the same person

HotChickenMonkey: <----didn't do any physics
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: <----fails
gropexcore: me 2!
gropexcore: we fail together
gropexcore: dont worry
HotChickenMonkey: cover your eyes!
gropexcore: and we'll fail together

imaninja hiyah: holy fuck
HotChickenMonkey: LOL
HotChickenMonkey: sorry

imaninja hiyah: and as the every subject title, she has to separate everything with a p.er.i.od..
imaninja hiyah: w..ho. t.h.e. fu.ck d.o.e.s that?!?!
imaninja hiyah: NO
imaninja hiyah: stoopid people are so fucking stupid
imaninja hiyah: with 2 Os
imaninja hiyah: goddamn

imaninja hiyah: Anyways, I joined a hella awesome community last night (Jade says Hella a lot heehee) called aficons . Check it out 'cause it rocks.
imaninja hiyah: oh
imaninja hiyah: my
imaninja hiyah: fuck
HotChickenMonkey: aklsdlf
imaninja hiyah: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: i <3 you like hella
imaninja hiyah: -Hugs and Javey Smut-
imaninja hiyah: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
HotChickenMonkey: ......her
imaninja hiyah: at the end of every entry
imaninja hiyah: my god
imaninja hiyah: *shakes head*
imaninja hiyah: ok im done
imaninja hiyah: wait no im not

imaninja hiyah: and ive pretty much just given up on chemistry
HotChickenMonkey: i'll do that tomorrow sometime
imaninja hiyah: like mommys boss say, "fuck chemistry"

imaninja hiyah: you forgot your glass over here lol
imaninja hiyah: just like you said you would
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: i told you
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
imaninja hiyah: i can bring it over next time we have potato times or something

imaninja hiyah: maybe you should just call him and talk or something
HotChickenMonkey: maybe not
HotChickenMonkey: didn't you read the two step program?!
imaninja hiyah: haha yeah i read it
imaninja hiyah: phone calls where not listed in the 2 step program
imaninja hiyah: so yeah, maybe not

: oh i saw this guy that works at mcdonalds
: and he was black
: and he reminded me of hoboman
: only this guy had a job
: and was a lot more black than hoboman
: he was really black
: black as shit
: becuase shits pretty damn balck
HotChickenMonkey: LOL
HotChickenMonkey: oh shit
HotChickenMonkey: dang
HotChickenMonkey: you>everything
: haha
: no that would be you
: or..us
: since we're the same person
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: yes

FrAgILe InArDs: Yer hot but you don't think it <---- THEBESTTHINGINTHEWORLD

imaninja hiyah: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: ?
imaninja hiyah: my mom has managed to fall down the front steps again
imaninja hiyah: *shakes head*
HotChickenMonkey: =-O
imaninja hiyah: and once again the mail is scattered all over the front yard
HotChickenMonkey: oh no not mommy
HotChickenMonkey: !!!!!!!!
imaninja hiyah: yes
HotChickenMonkey: aklsdkfaaads
HotChickenMonkey: ha, no
HotChickenMonkey: hahhaahahhanNO
HotChickenMonkey: AKLDJSANHDFAHHAHAH
HotChickenMonkey: ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imaninja hiyah: and her shoe has somehow fallen off
HotChickenMonkey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imaninja hiyah: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: flakjsdlllllllllllfn
HotChickenMonkey: i lve omoememy
imaninja hiyah: i dont
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
imaninja hiyah: jordan: susannah! i just now heard a scream and your mom is laying down in the front yard. can i go out and see if shes ok?
me: -_-

FiendishPlatypus: Your boobies = best boobies in the world.

FrozenTearAngel: and yes im going to have a baby.
HotChickenMonkey: i don't want kids
FrozenTearAngel: And if its a girl im going to name her Stephanie.

dearxapollo: i should make a post
dearxapollo: "if you said no to my wifey i will send you a care package!"
dearxapollo: "full of anthrax"

dearxapollo: WHAT
dearxapollo: DUDE
dearxapollo: IM GOING
dearxapollo: TO
dearxapollo: KILL
dearxapollo: THIS
dearxapollo: PERSONG
dearxapollo: DEAD
dearxapollo: KILL THEM DEAD
HotChickenMonkey: DEAD AS SHIT!

HotChickenMonkey: i don't have a picture of my car
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
HotChickenMonkey: i should get one
dearxapollo: get one of you in a bikini
dearxapollo: sprawled across the hood

dearxapollo: pissing in condoms is awsome
HotChickenMonkey: never tried it
dearxapollo: cause then you can drop them on people

dearxapollo: -dances with crack lighter-

imaninja hiyah: aww i used to have a crack lighter
imaninja hiyah: mommy took it away though

dearxapollo: -tickle-
HotChickenMonkey: O_O
HotChickenMonkey: i am
HotChickenMonkey: soooooooooooo
HotChickenMonkey: ticklish
HotChickenMonkey: you have no idea
dearxapollo: once my mom tickled me till i threw up
HotChickenMonkey: oh man
HotChickenMonkey: that had to suck
dearxapollo: i was like 4

dearxapollo: but your laugh can light up a room
dearxapollo: so the more you laugh
dearxapollo: the less fossil fuels we burn

dearxapollo: im always horny
dearxapollo: no joke
dearxapollo: when ever i think about...anything i get horny
dearxapollo: food
dearxapollo: stuff
dearxapollo: school
dearxapollo: seriously
HotChickenMonkey: lol
dearxapollo: i have like some medical conditon
dearxapollo: -blush- some guy will be like kicking my ass and ill get horny all of a sudden
dearxapollo: and the guy will be like
dearxapollo: O_O
HotChickenMonkey: lmao
HotChickenMonkey: oh wow i love you
dearxapollo: lol
dearxapollo: -blush-
HotChickenMonkey: :-*
dearxapollo: thats how you make a guy stop beating you up
dearxapollo: be like
dearxapollo: hey this is kinda hot
HotChickenMonkey: hahaha
dearxapollo: and run your finger on his chest
HotChickenMonkey: lmfao
HotChickenMonkey: I LOVE YOU
HotChickenMonkey: you're the best hubby ever
dearxapollo: or he might kick your ass for being gay
dearxapollo: it works both ways

MyAshesFallin: No babe
MyAshesFallin: are you totally missing all the naughty pics or something?
HotChickenMonkey: yes
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: seriously
HotChickenMonkey: i see no dirt
HotChickenMonkey: just m's
HotChickenMonkey: lots of m's
HotChickenMonkey: and big fries
MyAshesFallin: there are pictures of chicks' vaginas up on there
HotChickenMonkey: well give me the goddamn direct link
HotChickenMonkey: bc i see none of that
MyAshesFallin: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SpxylaDq0iEJ:www.hypedup.f2s.com/pictures/mcdonalds.jpg
HotChickenMonkey: hahahaha
HotChickenMonkey: nice
MyAshesFallin: hahaha
HotChickenMonkey: ..........oh wow
HotChickenMonkey: O_O
HotChickenMonkey: didn't see THAT before........
MyAshesFallin: lol
HotChickenMonkey: you had me on the wrong page i guess
HotChickenMonkey: -_-
MyAshesFallin: aw
MyAshesFallin: Sorry I had you missin out on some pussy baby
HotChickenMonkey: yeah
HotChickenMonkey: you know how i do
HotChickenMonkey: ^_^

MyAshesFallin: aww I wish there were naughty places shown in that pic :-(
HotChickenMonkey: looooool
HotChickenMonkey: well i'm sure you can go find some
HotChickenMonkey: look up wendy's or something
MyAshesFallin: lol
MyAshesFallin: hmm no bad places
HotChickenMonkey: dang
HotChickenMonkey: burger king?
MyAshesFallin: hehe
MyAshesFallin: haha I should try Meat
HotChickenMonkey: lol
MyAshesFallin: omfg ew
MyAshesFallin: maybe not

FrAgILe InArDs: Well, I don't want to make you big headed but you are supa hot

MyAshesFallin: ilu
AhhhShakeYaAss: ilum
MyAshesFallin: nilum
AhhhShakeYaAss: nwBilUm
MyAshesFallin: NIFLUM

MyAshesFallin: hey youre my wife!
HotChickenMonkey: yes ma'am
MyAshesFallin: hotdamn
HotChickenMonkey: hotdamn?
HotChickenMonkey: ô_o
MyAshesFallin: yesh
MyAshesFallin: hotdamn

MyAshesFallin: YES
MyAshesFallin: I was pised
MyAshesFallin: or pissed to
AhhhShakeYaAss: too?
MyAshesFallin: yeah that

MyAshesFallin: my crotch itches...

HotChickenMonkey: see i try that
HotChickenMonkey: but it doesn't work
HotChickenMonkey: he's an odd fellow
HotChickenMonkey: lol
MyAshesFallin: well shit
MyAshesFallin: slap him

MyAshesFallin: I combined a whole bunch of good shit
MyAshesFallin: its like an orgasm in your ears

MyAshesFallin: I am so putting the hospital times entry in my memories
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah that one was
AhhhShakeYaAss: the effects of extreme boredom
MyAshesFallin: that was hilarious
MyAshesFallin: fuck those hospital chairs. FUCK THEM. goddammit. so fucking uncomfortable.
MyAshesFallin: for some reason
MyAshesFallin: THAT is really funny
MyAshesFallin: but everything went fine and i'm very happy. and tired. happy and tired=me.

MyAshesFallin: god
MyAshesFallin: him and that damn purse

AhhhShakeYaAss: aar, do i think i'm hot?
syntheticemoti0N: um, holy fuck yes.
AhhhShakeYaAss: do IIIIIIIIII think i'm hot
AhhhShakeYaAss: not you
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
syntheticemoti0N: OH.
syntheticemoti0N: oops, all i read was do you and hot
syntheticemoti0N: i was like, "omgzyesssssssssss........."
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: love you babe
AhhhShakeYaAss: but me
syntheticemoti0N: <3
AhhhShakeYaAss: from our talks
syntheticemoti0N: no you don't.
AhhhShakeYaAss: right
syntheticemoti0N: and i tried to tell matt that
syntheticemoti0N: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
syntheticemoti0N: he's a little thickheaded.

FrAgILe InArDs: Yea like I said last night, you're really down to earth for what I would expect just seeing you walk by or something

FrAgILe InArDs: you're a evil coniving beautiful girl

HotChickenMonkey: you make sure that ass knows how long i spent on this thing
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: i've been working since 10 30
HotChickenMonkey: going through every cd i own
HotChickenMonkey: and some i stole
HotChickenMonkey: and picking out songs that i forgot existed
FiendishPlatypus: I'd tell him, but I don't exactly talk to him.
FiendishPlatypus: I've only met him twice.
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: well you'll meet him again
FiendishPlatypus: But if I ever see him on the streets
HotChickenMonkey: right
FiendishPlatypus: I'll be like "yo"
FiendishPlatypus: "she spent like 4292374987 hours on that"
HotChickenMonkey: lmao
HotChickenMonkey: like three years later......

FiendishPlatypus: woot.
HotChickenMonkey: big woot
HotChickenMonkey: w00t infact
FiendishPlatypus: Oooh man, that's like, woot to the extreeme.
HotChickenMonkey: yeah
HotChickenMonkey: W00+
FiendishPlatypus: no no no no \/\/00+
HotChickenMonkey: dang
HotChickenMonkey: hxc
FiendishPlatypus: damn skr8
FiendishPlatypus: ewww
FiendishPlatypus: *shivers*
HotChickenMonkey: lol
HotChickenMonkey: yesh
FiendishPlatypus: *isn't liking it*

FiendishPlatypus: *points to lj user info with all the conversation tidbits on it*
FiendishPlatypus: I think I could die happy
FiendishPlatypus: If I were on there.
HotChickenMonkey: well then
HotChickenMonkey: you shall die happy
FiendishPlatypus: I'd be like "Ope, life is complete"
FiendishPlatypus: "I am worthy of THE userinfo"
FiendishPlatypus: and when I'm like 200
FiendishPlatypus: I can have grandkids
FiendishPlatypus: and tell them stories
FiendishPlatypus: about how when I was their age
FiendishPlatypus: all 174 years ago
FiendishPlatypus: that i got put on your user info page.
FiendishPlatypus: And then they'll all like, be proud to say that I'm their really old grandma
HotChickenMonkey: ok
HotChickenMonkey: lj user info times
FiendishPlatypus: woot

dearxapollo: W TO THE I TO THE F TO THE E TO THE Y

FiendishPlatypus: Damn right he enjoyed it
HotChickenMonkey: *nods*
FiendishPlatypus: I had my 9 out just in case

FiendishPlatypus: It'll be ok in the end. And if not I'll kill whoever made you sad.

FiendishPlatypus: Nice inspiration there, mistress.
FiendishPlatypus: Sort of Titanic-esque
AhhhShakeYaAss: thanks
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: never let go
FiendishPlatypus: Never let go Jack, never let go!!
FiendishPlatypus: And then the bitch lets go.
FiendishPlatypus: What the hell is up with that?
AhhhShakeYaAss: exactly
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc she is a bitch
AhhhShakeYaAss: she let go
FiendishPlatypus: She should have jumped off the boat.
AhhhShakeYaAss: she should have gotten in the goddamn lifeboat!
AhhhShakeYaAss: when she had the chance
AhhhShakeYaAss: stupid bitch
AhhhShakeYaAss: then jack could've had the floating piece of wood all to himself
AhhhShakeYaAss: and he would have lived
AhhhShakeYaAss: that cunt killed him
FiendishPlatypus: I know.
FiendishPlatypus: It's all her fault.
FiendishPlatypus: I'd smack her.

Martha S 4 You: You are special! And never forget it! You are a shining star.
AhhhShakeYaAss: thank you martha!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: you have fasho made my day
AhhhShakeYaAss: much better
AhhhShakeYaAss: indeed
Martha S 4 You: I am quite glad I could do that for you. You only deserve wonderful things, my dear, "fasho"

FiendishPlatypus: That must be cool tho, to do Martha Stewart.
FiendishPlatypus: In a really weird way...
FiendishPlatypus: No.. I don't like it
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: DO martha stewart o_ô?
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: martha said fasho
FiendishPlatypus: Hahaha
FiendishPlatypus: That crazy interior decorator.

Martha S 4 You: I see by your profile you aren't very happy with the male gender?
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol, no martha
AhhhShakeYaAss: can't say that i am
Martha S 4 You: What has happened?
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh lots of things
AhhhShakeYaAss: lots of boys
AhhhShakeYaAss: all bad bad ppl
Martha S 4 You: Yes.... I can relate... I'm very sorry that their disease has spread to you.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh me too martha
AhhhShakeYaAss: me too
Martha S 4 You: I tend to take comfort more in the female gender.

AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh god
AhhhShakeYaAss: this is great
FiendishPlatypus: What?
AhhhShakeYaAss: martha likes girls
FiendishPlatypus: hahaha!
FiendishPlatypus: I knew it!

FrAgILe InArDs: when i'm with you, I feel better. I hope that doesn't make you feel weird.

FrAgILe InArDs: alright well if your in town and you'd like some guy to buy you lunch you know who to call ^_^

WIFEY says: oh man i totally thought of the funniest thing you could say if your horse was really named davey
The Princess says: ahaha
The Princess says: which would be??
WIFEY says: So I was riding Davey today, when he bucked and I almost fell off.
The Princess says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WIFEY says: you know i just got a crazy idea while i was cutting the fat off the chicken

dearxapollo: Do you still have a boyfriend?
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: he broke up with me a few weeks ago
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
dearxapollo: awww
dearxapollo: well hes stupid as hell then so
dearxapollo: O_O
dearxapollo: I have a girlfriend now
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: well
AhhhShakeYaAss: at least you're happy, right?
dearxapollo: my girlfriends name is STEFF
dearxapollo: WOOOOOO
AhhhShakeYaAss: what?
dearxapollo: -humps leg-...
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww
AhhhShakeYaAss: are you talking about ME silly?
dearxapollo: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you hubby
AhhhShakeYaAss: <333

AuroraBoreealex: you're good at life

brilliantXfacade: asshole
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
brilliantXfacade: i love you
brilliantXfacade: and he should die
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: <333333333333333

AhhhShakeYaAss: will you lick me?
SmarterChild: Uh... Don't make me make you apologize again.

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
AhhhShakeYaAss: sorry thatyourgayassisgay
SmarterChild: Thanks.
AhhhShakeYaAss: anytime

AhhhShakeYaAss: i used to hate the jelly
AhhhShakeYaAss: but now...well let's just say i've seen the light
FrAgILe InArDs: jelly's great
AhhhShakeYaAss: grape
FrAgILe InArDs: whats ur favorite?
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
FrAgILe InArDs: nice
AhhhShakeYaAss: <---psychic

AhhhShakeYaAss: oh shit
FrAgILe InArDs: what
AhhhShakeYaAss: i got jelly on the alt key
FrAgILe InArDs: LMAO
FrAgILe InArDs: Good Goin

eternalweakness: shes in the bathroom
eternalweakness: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: ask me if i care
AhhhShakeYaAss: NO
eternalweakness: *laughs*
eternalweakness: she gets pissed when she's asked on the toilet!

syntheticemoti0N: i have the greatest visual of you wetting yourself in spanish 1

AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm too what?
syntheticemoti0N: hot for TV!
AhhhShakeYaAss: pfffffffft
AhhhShakeYaAss: lies
syntheticemoti0N: too hot for me anyways, lol
syntheticemoti0N: :-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: hAAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: bitch please
syntheticemoti0N: :-P
syntheticemoti0N: you could get anyone and you know it
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: i really couldn't
syntheticemoti0N: pfffffffffffffffffft.
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_O
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
AhhhShakeYaAss: jared?
AhhhShakeYaAss: he broke up with ME?
AhhhShakeYaAss: right.
syntheticemoti0N: douche?
syntheticemoti0N: right.

syntheticemoti0N: <3 chica :-*
AhhhShakeYaAss: <3 chico
syntheticemoti0N: ^_^ you're awesome.
AhhhShakeYaAss: nah
syntheticemoti0N: it's too bad people are jerks and make you think the way you do.
syntheticemoti0N: :-\ night lovey
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
syntheticemoti0N: <3
AhhhShakeYaAss: night

AhhhShakeYaAss: ready to die?
syntheticemoti0N: YES
syntheticemoti0N: PLEASE.
AhhhShakeYaAss: LMFAO
syntheticemoti0N: :-*:-*:-*
syntheticemoti0N: k. brb so i can 1) wipe the monitor, and 2) change boxers
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
syntheticemoti0N: :-*
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahhahahaa
AhhhShakeYaAss: dang i love you kid
syntheticemoti0N: ditto
syntheticemoti0N: hehehehe
syntheticemoti0N: you're too damn hot.
syntheticemoti0N: askdfjtru.
AhhhShakeYaAss: n0p3
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
syntheticemoti0N: you mean y0p3
AhhhShakeYaAss: apparently not hot enough for some ppl
syntheticemoti0N: well, where their loss is other people's *cough me maybe hopefully adskfjrgnkfljomg cough* gain
syntheticemoti0N: O:-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL

AhhhShakeYaAss: stop being fast and stuff
syntheticemoti0N: *stops*
syntheticemoti0N: *e
syntheticemoti0N: v
syntheticemoti0N: e
syntheticemoti0N: r
syntheticemoti0N: (
syntheticemoti0N: o
syntheticemoti0N: )
syntheticemoti0N: *
AhhhShakeYaAss: *pees pants again*

syntheticemoti0N: hehe, i just read all of your userinfo.
syntheticemoti0N: wow.
syntheticemoti0N: alot of userness
syntheticemoti0N: not enough sexness, though
syntheticemoti0N: *sexes*
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
syntheticemoti0N: k, add it btch. :-*
syntheticemoti0N: ^_^
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes ma'am

: yes, time is a strange little bastard

syntheticemoti0N: OH
syntheticemoti0N: :-\
syntheticemoti0N: dunno
AhhhShakeYaAss: stupid bitch
syntheticemoti0N: stupid dick (robandeveryoneelsethat'severhurtyouever)
AhhhShakeYaAss: <33

syntheticemoti0N: you could be like, "....uhhh... i have to wash my hair."
syntheticemoti0N: "...outside."
syntheticemoti0N: *teleports to aaron's*

FiendishPlatypus: Like this one girl that sends me pictures of her eating beef jerky
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
FiendishPlatypus: Like every other word is "i love you sarah!" and I just want to tell her to go fall off a cliff.
FiendishPlatypus: But I can't.
FiendishPlatypus: So I'm terrible.
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you sarah!
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-X
FiendishPlatypus: But I love you too, so it's ok.
FiendishPlatypus: But if you were beef jerky girl you'd have to go find a cliff right now
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: this is definitely going on the user info

dearxapollo: DUDE
dearxapollo: my little brothers like
dearxapollo: "SHES FINE does she have a webcam show?"

dearxapollo: LETS FUCK

syntheticemoti0N: i love how a 12 year old can mack on you and i can't. cool.

syntheticemoti0N: i love steffy.
syntheticemoti0N: more than i love boobs.
syntheticemoti0N: and that's ALOT.
syntheticemoti0N: ALOTALOTALOT.
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha thanks babe
syntheticemoti0N: you're my awesometastic chica
syntheticemoti0N: no one beats teh steff

AuroraBoreealex: i wanted to just hold up my bloody middle finger at her and let it drip on her precious salad
AuroraBoreealex: "there's your honey mustard, bitch"

AhhhShakeYaAss: did you get your lip pierced?
AhhhShakeYaAss: O_o
I Am Combastible: for like a fucking week.
AhhhShakeYaAss: goddamn
I Am Combastible: and then i had to take it out.
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc i was gonna be like now we definitely have to make out
I Am Combastible: we can do it again while i'm in lakeland.
I Am Combastible: and i'll just take it out when i come back.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ahahah
I Am Combastible: haha, make out again you mean.
I Am Combastible: that was one of the funniest days of my life.
AhhhShakeYaAss: how so?
I Am Combastible: i don't know, we just had so much fun that day.
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah we did
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol

AhhhShakeYaAss: so what do you wanna do when you get here?
I Am Combastible: anything.
I Am Combastible: i just wanna hang.
I Am Combastible: you can choose what we do.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh god don't make me choose
AhhhShakeYaAss: bc i don't care either
I Am Combastible: you can go shopping and i can tell you how good you look in different outfits if you want.
AhhhShakeYaAss: aww
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you adam
AhhhShakeYaAss: but i wouldn't do that
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
I Am Combastible: <33 i love you too steffy.

brilliantXfacade: well, you're not a failure, youre just a gorgeous brilliant girl with a rough patch in life right now
brilliantXfacade: last time i checked, thats not failing

AhhhShakeYaAss: you know sam, i really love you, bc i don't have to spell anything out for you...you just know
brilliantXfacade: mmhmm
brilliantXfacade: i really love you because you have such a nice huge....personality
brilliantXfacade: ^_^
brilliantXfacade: *cough*rack*cough*

AhhhShakeYaAss: we should slice your face
SmarterChild: What?
AhhhShakeYaAss: SLICE YOUR FACE
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort, Steffy.
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh, i'll slice your face for you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will slice my face for me?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
SmarterChild: I see.

I Am Combastible: i'm a hopeless romantic, what else am i supposed to do?
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: are you going to rape me, silly?
I Am Combastible: if by rape you mean steal your coke and popcorn and hit on you all night, yes.

RabidBamBi220: she says she thinks you're hot
RabidBamBi220: and she wants us all to get together
RabidBamBi220: hehe
AhhhShakeYaAss: =-O

AhhhShakeYaAss: *hides*
RabidBamBi220: bitch.
RabidBamBi220: stupid stupid.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: no no
AhhhShakeYaAss: sooooooooo nice
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean damn he's a hot makeout
AhhhShakeYaAss: shit he's just hot
RabidBamBi220: yeahhh i can see that..
RabidBamBi220: i mean... yeahhh
RabidBamBi220: i bet he is

corrodingbliss: guys are greedy
AhhhShakeYaAss: that's why they're all going to hell
corrodingbliss: and god is sexist
corrodingbliss: haha yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: he sure is
AhhhShakeYaAss: that bastard
AhhhShakeYaAss: he's going to hell too
corrodingbliss: hahahah
corrodingbliss: lmfao

corrodingbliss: it's payback for millions of years of menstral cramps and lack of orgasms

corrodingbliss: so it's not really rape
corrodingbliss: it's just molestation
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha right
corrodingbliss: and that's a smaller prison sentence
corrodingbliss: :-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: lmao
corrodingbliss: and geez . . the jury would take one look at lily and be like "of course they molested her. i would too" and then we'd get off scott free
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHA

corrodingbliss: we'll be like bonnie and clyde
corrodingbliss: only we'll rape women
corrodingbliss: instead of rob places
corrodingbliss: because molestation is so much more fun than money

: I just wanted to be like "BEACH PATROL, BITCH *kicks the s****** over*"

: lol, my first instinct was to be like "shiiiiit, what the fuck do you think you're doing?"
: but i decided to be good and just roll over
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh man, that's going in the user info
: haha
: you and your damn user info
: i love it
: and you
: and i have to pee
: brb

Auto response from FrAgILe InArDs: Teleporting to the way

Auto response from FrAgILe InArDs: Steff + Nothing = HOTTTTTT

Auto response from FrAgILe InArDs: You + me = babies

FrAgILe InArDs: HAHAH
FrAgILe InArDs: maybe...
FrAgILe InArDs: I'll keep it in mind
FrAgILe InArDs: ahahah
FrAgILe InArDs: <--- will never
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
FrAgILe InArDs: maybe if she gets me drunk
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll let her know
AhhhShakeYaAss: but not bc that would be mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: hey so yeah he'll make out with you if he's really drunk
FrAgILe InArDs: hahahaahahhahahhahaha
FrAgILe InArDs: ROFL
FrAgILe InArDs: when you put it that way it makes me shit my pants laughing

: oh i made the nicest thing the other day
: its up on the fridge, you must see it
: its a board ranking mymother as a person. it has different levels such as mommy, trashboy, waterboy, etc
: and it has her picture next to her rank
: and every time she fucks up, i move her picture down a notch

AhhhShakeYaAss: wtf??
imaninja hiyah: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha jesus
AhhhShakeYaAss: hmmmmmmmmmm
imaninja hiyah: he was in the guidance office when i was getting my schedule changed
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahah i see
imaninja hiyah: i looked over at him and just started laughing

AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
imaninja hiyah: its a lump!
AhhhShakeYaAss: stop looking at your tendon for christsake
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
imaninja hiyah: THE LUMP WAS MY TWIN!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAH
AhhhShakeYaAss: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
imaninja hiyah: hahaha
imaninja hiyah: i have a twin

AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes ma'am
imaninja hiyah: >:o
imaninja hiyah: I'm a sir
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: *diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*

AhhhShakeYaAss: daaaaaaang
AhhhShakeYaAss: OH THANK GOD YOU ANSWERED!!!!!

AhhhShakeYaAss: and notorious BIL
imaninja hiyah: YES!
imaninja hiyah: Where are you located? im on the interstate.
AhhhShakeYaAss: those guys are so genius
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHA
imaninja hiyah: where is the bathrooom? the side ofthe road inthe construction zone.
AhhhShakeYaAss: HHAHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: wouldn't that be the greatest job ever?
AhhhShakeYaAss: to make prank phone calls?
imaninja hiyah: yes lol
imaninja hiyah: ahh, i wouild get paid for what i do already
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
imaninja hiyah: i was driving down the road and my stomach went a-rumblin', because when you gotta go, you gotta go.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahhaaaalksdjakflskaskfjsdk
AhhhShakeYaAss: jesus
imaninja hiyah: i still dont know where youre at!
neither do i, i'mcovered with poop.
imaninja hiyah: holy shit this is the greatest cd ever

AhhhShakeYaAss: they remind you of anyone in your life
AhhhShakeYaAss: if you let them
: yes, i suppose you're right.
AhhhShakeYaAss: <--always right
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh wait
AhhhShakeYaAss: just kidding
: no, you're usually right
: about everything
: it's sickening
: :-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: except when it comes to my own life

AhhhShakeYaAss: ehh fuck guys
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm so done
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm going back in the bubble
AhhhShakeYaAss: do you remember the bubble?
: oh no! not the bubble!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: THE BUBBLE
: you cant live in a bubble forever
AhhhShakeYaAss: i didn't say forever
AhhhShakeYaAss: i came out to play for a few months
AhhhShakeYaAss: and now i'm done
: aw, no. you miss out on so much in that bubble
AhhhShakeYaAss: like what?
AhhhShakeYaAss: this shit with ***********?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah i think not
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'd rather have stayed in the goddamn bubble
: ah, ************ is just another bump in the raod
: he's like roadkill. he and #######
: you have to swerve your car
: off the path
: so you wont get the guts on your tires
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHA

AhhhShakeYaAss: aklsjdflkjaklsdjfasd
AhhhShakeYaAss: WTF IS THAT
AhhhShakeYaAss: HUH???
imaninja hiyah: not much
imaninja hiyah: thats for sure

corrodingbliss: brb . . gonna eat my murder
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: <3
corrodingbliss is away at 11:24:37 PM.
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha i love you

Auto response from corrodingbliss: eating my "murder"

corrodingbliss: and dont do anything too provacative without taking pics

FrAgILe InArDs: well CS
FrAgILe InArDs: I need to shoot Aaron
FrAgILe InArDs: that always makes me feel better

AhhhShakeYaAss: it was like
AhhhShakeYaAss: finding nemo x 9654654321654874354657892734812397418723948

FrAgILe InArDs: :-(
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
FrAgILe InArDs: You're such a port tease

FrAgILe InArDs: no one likes a sarcastic cunt

emillio 5000: 11 years, 11 months, 23 days, 9 hours until Robbie breaks the record

brilliantXfacade: you didnt say goodbye before you left yesterday and siling and i were very upset
brilliantXfacade: >:o
AhhhShakeYaAss: i did say goodbye
brilliantXfacade: not properly
AhhhShakeYaAss: you two assholes were just not paying attention
brilliantXfacade: no hugs
brilliantXfacade: i have add
brilliantXfacade: :-\
AhhhShakeYaAss: well that's what you get
brilliantXfacade: then i get two special hugs next time i see you
brilliantXfacade: :-D
AhhhShakeYaAss: special.........? ô_o
brilliantXfacade: no! no man not like that!
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok
brilliantXfacade: just because we have special hugs...
brilliantXfacade: does not mean we're sepcial friends
brilliantXfacade: but i wish it did
brilliantXfacade: :-(
brilliantXfacade: i mean....no i dont

brilliantXfacade: ill kill him
brilliantXfacade: .....dead
AhhhShakeYaAss: dead as shit?
brilliantXfacade: and shit is pretty damn dead

brilliantXfacade: *shows you fat fingers*
brilliantXfacade: look at these monsters
brilliantXfacade: they could please 15 lesbians at once they're so huge
AhhhShakeYaAss: that didn't make sense
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: i know what you were aiming for
AhhhShakeYaAss: but it didn't work
brilliantXfacade: your face didnt work

emillio 5000: I'll just walk!
emillio 5000: I gotta showah!
AhhhShakeYaAss: how long will it take you
emillio 5000: 20 minutes
AhhhShakeYaAss: jesus you're worse than a girl
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll see you at sam's i guess
AhhhShakeYaAss: way to leave her to rape me
emillio 5000: :-(
emillio 5000: I'll balance it out when I get there
emillio 5000: I'll rape sam in her dead mouth
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: ok but what if i get to your house at two
AhhhShakeYaAss: will you be ready?
emillio 5000: and then we can make love on her dead body
AhhhShakeYaAss: LEIF!
emillio 5000: yah
AhhhShakeYaAss: lmao
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-

AhhhShakeYaAss: emillio 5000: I'll rape sam in her dead mouth
brilliantXfacade: i hate him

FrAgILe InArDs: i think of it this way
FrAgILe InArDs: the dumber society is the more intelligent i appear

AhhhShakeYaAss: don't be such a cunt
brilliantXfacade: *is a cunt*
brilliantXfacade: *dances*
brilliantXfacade: look, ima dancing cunt
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaa

AhhhShakeYaAss: meh
AhhhShakeYaAss: as of right now
AhhhShakeYaAss: they can ALL rot in hell
FiendishPlatypus: Yes.
FiendishPlatypus: All.
FiendishPlatypus: Except for this one guy that's kinda hot in my english class. He can not rot in hell.
FiendishPlatypus: Because he's actually nice.
AhhhShakeYaAss: pfft
FiendishPlatypus: But in love with this one girl...
AhhhShakeYaAss: he's an asshole
AhhhShakeYaAss: or a liar
FiendishPlatypus: Oh?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes.
FiendishPlatypus: reasoning?
AhhhShakeYaAss: the "he" gave it away
FiendishPlatypus: Hahahaha
FiendishPlatypus: That was... That was just wow.

AhhhShakeYaAss: shit
AhhhShakeYaAss: jelly on pajamas
AhhhShakeYaAss: brb
FrAgILe InArDs: LMAO
AhhhShakeYaAss: mk i'm back
AhhhShakeYaAss: since mommy's been gone i haven't had time to do anything
AhhhShakeYaAss: like...the house is gross
AhhhShakeYaAss: and in the sink
AhhhShakeYaAss: there are three identical knives
AhhhShakeYaAss: they all have licked-off peanut butter and traces of jelly on them
FrAgILe InArDs: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: >:o
FrAgILe InArDs: i think it's time for you to go to PB&J anonymous
AhhhShakeYaAss: hey it's not hurting anything
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm not addicted
AhhhShakeYaAss: or
AhhhShakeYaAss: anything
FrAgILe InArDs: tell that to your pajamas!
AhhhShakeYaAss: >:o
AhhhShakeYaAss: hey
AhhhShakeYaAss: happy bunny likes jelly
AhhhShakeYaAss: for your information
FrAgILe InArDs: did he tell you that?
AhhhShakeYaAss: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes?
FrAgILe InArDs: (thinks she's losing it)
AhhhShakeYaAss: no man
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: he's smiling
AhhhShakeYaAss: so he must like it
FrAgILe InArDs: well he's on you - of course he would be smiling
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha

: it's not every day that you see jesus

AhhhShakeYaAss: Defenestration n. - The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
MyAshesFallin: HAHA
MyAshesFallin: I am going to defenestrate this computer
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL
MyAshesFallin: remember when that chick defenestrated that guy's dick?
MyAshesFallin: ouch.

imaninja hiyah: ohh i saw it
imaninja hiyah: lafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
AhhhShakeYaAss: ss
imaninja hiyah: LOL

imaninja hiyah: well how could she not be so happy? she is repeatedly shoving a Sonic cup in her mouth.

: now its death cab for cutie
: because thats all that matters
AhhhShakeYaAss: LOL

: i could just burn you some death cab for cutie to simplify things, because they are all that matters, after all

only a wraith: I'm beardless jesus
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHA
only a wraith: I'm so jesus, I need no beard
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're the jesus of the 21st century
only a wraith: mmm
only a wraith: Jesus 2.0
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's genius
only a wraith: or ME, Jesus Millenium Edition
AhhhShakeYaAss: we'll make you into an action figure
only a wraith: awesome!

brilliantXfacade: and i wish he didnt, cause you could use a break

AhhhShakeYaAss: HOW DO YOU KNOW
AhhhShakeYaAss: would you bet your life?!?!?!
brilliantXfacade: jared told me
AhhhShakeYaAss: fuckshitdammit
brilliantXfacade: no, but id bet aarons life
brilliantXfacade: ^_^

AhhhShakeYaAss: i need an evil plan
AhhhShakeYaAss: ^_^
brilliantXfacade: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: >:o
brilliantXfacade: you need no such thing
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes i do
brilliantXfacade: you need a couple of valumm and some vodka, and a good nights sleep to chase them down with

brilliantXfacade: bitch
AhhhShakeYaAss: cunt
brilliantXfacade: dammit
brilliantXfacade: why ya gotta play that card?

brilliantXfacade: and youre not dumb
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah i am
brilliantXfacade: uh uh, youre to cute to be dumb, its a scientific thing
AhhhShakeYaAss: cute = dumb

brilliantXfacade: no, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cute
brilliantXfacade: but youre adorable
AhhhShakeYaAss: no i'm not
AhhhShakeYaAss: no, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cute
AhhhShakeYaAss: yep
AhhhShakeYaAss: that's me
brilliantXfacade: god dammit
brilliantXfacade: thats like, not allowed in AIM land
brilliantXfacade: theres like, laws that condem acts such as those
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: oh dang
brilliantXfacade: take that copy and paste back or so help me...
AhhhShakeYaAss: you got served
AhhhShakeYaAss: no, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cuteno, we can give compliments all day, but im not cute. im not ugly, my face is pretty average and decent, but its definitely not cute
brilliantXfacade: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
brilliantXfacade: ok, youre ugly
AhhhShakeYaAss: thanks

AhhhShakeYaAss: i want what i want
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i can't get it
AhhhShakeYaAss: ever
brilliantXfacade: you know why i think youre gorgeous? cause you dont need makeup or fancy crap, i mean, you look good in such things, but you dont need them. youre someone who has a natural beauty. i could see you after you ran a marathon and i would still know youre beatiful because you exude it. (and this isnt bull, cause if it was, i really wouldnt be accomplishing anything, because i know you'd never like me, so this is truth woman)

fain the adache: don't be such a girl

fain the adache: we are both busy as fuck
fain the adache: you babysit 28/9

FiendishPlatypus: Sweet dreams of creepy Russians.
AhhhShakeYaAss: ewwww
AhhhShakeYaAss: no man
FiendishPlatypus: haha

brilliantXfacade: damn, so wait, that means aaron doesnt die from me betting his life doesnt it?
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAH
AhhhShakeYaAss: SAM!
AhhhShakeYaAss: <----:'(
brilliantXfacade: ^_^

AhhhShakeYaAss: right............?!?!?!1
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: just say no
brilliantXfacade: banana
brilliantXfacade: sorry, i panicked
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
brilliantXfacade: bad word choice
brilliantXfacade: i meant no

AhhhShakeYaAss: <--------evil
brilliantXfacade: heh
AhhhShakeYaAss: shoot me
AhhhShakeYaAss: please
AhhhShakeYaAss: just make me stop thinking
brilliantXfacade: n0p3
brilliantXfacade: think away
AhhhShakeYaAss: i don't wanna
brilliantXfacade: life is boring, try and live it to the fullest
brilliantXfacade: which includes evil schemes

corrodingbliss: woman, stop your foolishness
AhhhShakeYaAss: ?!
corrodingbliss: you are not ugly. i'd fuck you to prove it.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: i was in a mood what can i say
AhhhShakeYaAss: but thanks
corrodingbliss: you can say, "you're right, samantha, i'm not ugly. i'm the hottest thing this side of johnny depp and i'd love for you to rape me."
corrodingbliss: yeah . . . that sounds good.
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're right, samantha, i'm not ugly. i'm the hottest thing this side of johnny depp and i'd love for you to rape me.
corrodingbliss: that's my girl

AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah i know
AhhhShakeYaAss: but there's something right here
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i wants it
AhhhShakeYaAss: and i can't have it
: everything takes it's own course. just let things fall into place however it may
: you cant do much about time
: sometimes thats how things work
AhhhShakeYaAss: time is a bastard
AhhhShakeYaAss: it needs to go die
: but someone very wise and beautiful once told me that if something was meant to happen, it will happen.. but at it's own time
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-)

AhhhShakeYaAss: i wouldn't mind the wait so much if i knew the outcome
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's the waiting without knowing that sucks
: yes, i know the feeling
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah we all do
AhhhShakeYaAss: i hate being like this
: like a.. girl? ;)
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes i hate being a goddamn girl

AhhhShakeYaAss: i bet i'll turn all emo within the next few weeks or something
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha god shoot me
: *laughs* that's what livjeournal is for ;)
AhhhShakeYaAss: SECRET livejournal
AhhhShakeYaAss: no one can know the real dumb me
AhhhShakeYaAss: i have a public you know
AhhhShakeYaAss: fans
: aw, no fun
AhhhShakeYaAss: i can't let them down
AhhhShakeYaAss: and be emo
AhhhShakeYaAss: i have to entertain

AhhhShakeYaAss: pfft stuf
AhhhShakeYaAss: stfu even
syntheticemoti0N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
syntheticemoti0N: STUF
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
syntheticemoti0N: i saw that and thought about shake n' bake for some reason.
syntheticemoti0N: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
syntheticemoti0N: akdlsfjoerjgoeij

FiendishPlatypus: Blaah. Time for that good ol' killing spree idea.
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's past time
AhhhShakeYaAss: but yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: killing spree
FiendishPlatypus: Good point
FiendishPlatypus: ..We aren't doing any killing spree..no ma'am..
FiendishPlatypus: *coughs up spleen*
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: wtf?

FiendishPlatypus: Coughing = oxy clean. Spleen = toaster
FiendishPlatypus: Obviously
AhhhShakeYaAss: i see the light
AhhhShakeYaAss: how could i have been so blind
FiendishPlatypus: There must have been a fat person standing in front of the window, blocking the light.
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
FiendishPlatypus: ?
AhhhShakeYaAss: no...the blinds are open
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm just a failure
FiendishPlatypus: Oh. Well it is sort of overcast out.
FiendishPlatypus: You cannot beat yourself up over something like this. It isn't your fault.
AhhhShakeYaAss: not where i am
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's bright and sunny
FiendishPlatypus: ...Shhh, yes it is

: we should mess with *****
: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: no man
AhhhShakeYaAss: she knows mine
: she would get so fucking confused
: ?????????????????????????????????????????!!??!??????????!?!?!!???!!?!?!!11
: thats what she would do
: confusion
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHHAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: KAJSLDKFJASDJKF
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes

: i had to find papers that came with my digital camera
: it broke a little bit yesterday -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: ahh i see
AhhhShakeYaAss: that bastard
: I'm the bastard
: I dropped it

: I think I might go down to Best Buy and ask them what the fuck is wrong them
AhhhShakeYaAss: be sure to shake your fist a lot
: oh i will

AhhhShakeYaAss: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
AhhhShakeYaAss: go yell at the sony bastards
: i'll yell at that recording so much....*shakes fist*

: Her picture would've been down on the floor (thats how low her rank was) but I didn't want the dog to eat the picture, because I worked hard getting that picture to stay on the magnet, so she was just a few inches down past Robyn.

AhhhShakeYaAss: not really
AhhhShakeYaAss: *shurgs*
AhhhShakeYaAss: alksdjfa
AhhhShakeYaAss: i can't spell and i'm not even going to fix that one
: haha
: aww
: its ok, same person. i knoww hat you mean.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'm gald oyu no
AhhhShakeYaAss: shit
AhhhShakeYaAss: the no was on purpose
: LOL
AhhhShakeYaAss: the rest i just didn't feel like backspacing

: damn these ppl and their pretty hair
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: fuck them
AhhhShakeYaAss: assholes

: she says: Hi / we say: Hey, how are you? / she says: im good. you added me.
: what the fuck?
: no shit..
: definitely did not realize i added you
: people. i dont like them.

AhhhShakeYaAss: in***********
AhhShakeYaAss: *kicks self*
: lol
: dont kick your self, silly
: kick the keyboard
: its all hs fault
: his**
: dammit
: *kicks keyboard*

AhhhShakeYaAss: :-(
: :-/
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes.
: you need to be happy, silly
AhhhShakeYaAss: i want to be happy
: anything I can do to make you happy?
: i could bring you candy
: or...
: thats it im out of ideas
: :-(

FiendishPlatypus: Eewww
FiendishPlatypus: Killllll

FiendishPlatypus: And... if you're with children don't look at that link
FiendishPlatypus: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha ok
FiendishPlatypus: Because acccctually.... it's this site that you try to fool people into looking at.
FiendishPlatypus: ...see, you disguise it as sites
FiendishPlatypus: But in reality, it's gay old man porn

: now on to more important business - what kind of candy is your favorite?
AhhhShakeYaAss: the kind that doesn't make me fat
: ahh the invisible kind
AhhhShakeYaAss: lol right
: whats your second favorite then?
: you want hersheys kisses, dont you? so you can throw them at me
AhhhShakeYaAss: HAHAA
AhhhShakeYaAss: only if they're dark chocolate
: you like them ba;lck
: mmmm
AhhhShakeYaAss: akjsdlkfja
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: dark balkdc

AhhhShakeYaAss: ahhh jared
only a wraith: omg!!! it's the pool master

only a wraith: my pants still reek of cigarettes
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes so do my clothes
AhhhShakeYaAss: my shirt especially
AhhhShakeYaAss: but i kinda like it
only a wraith: haha
only a wraith: an sxe who likes her clothes smelling of cigarettes
AhhhShakeYaAss: ehh
only a wraith: of course
only a wraith: it's not actually the smell
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's the meaning
only a wraith: it's the memories associated
only a wraith: right
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes. exactly.

FiendishPlatypus: I knoooow. Stubby = only squirrel allowed on lj.

brilliantXfacade: cheddar cheesus christ

Jrrrrrrrd: must depart
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
Jrrrrrrrd: bye steff.
AhhhShakeYaAss: walk safe
AhhhShakeYaAss: bye jared
Jrrrrrrrd: ROFFLE
Jrrrrrrrd: walk safe

Skinny Bitch: n0000000000dz
Skinny Bitch: you promised
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: i did no such thing

Skinny Bitch: oh
Skinny Bitch: tell her to leave
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
AhhhShakeYaAss: ha
AhhhShakeYaAss: you tell her
Skinny Bitch: janet leave
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha
AhhhShakeYaAss: <3

Skinny Bitch: you touched my peepee today
Skinny Bitch: so i think you owe me

Good Jared: we just have clashing ideas
AhhhShakeYaAss: definitely
Good Jared: mine's just the right one
AhhhShakeYaAss: definitely NOT
Good Jared: psh
Good Jared: whatever, I win, you're hot
AhhhShakeYaAss: <--not hot
Good Jared: *dances*
Good Jared: you got served
AhhhShakeYaAss: goddammit!
Good Jared: on AIM
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: that's like
AhhhShakeYaAss: the lowest serving EVER
Good Jared: haha
Good Jared: and that means I win
AhhhShakeYaAss: no
AhhhShakeYaAss: it just means i got served
Good Jared: damn

Siliiiiiiiing: i'm going to office space my fucking computer.

AhhhShakeYaAss: i guess i didn't say much
Siliiiiiiiing: it's not what you say it's what you mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: well
Siliiiiiiiing: i know that you meant "i love you and i want to marry you and you're my favorite person, si"
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: exactly what i said

websurdities: I must unravel the secret of the anime faces.

websurdities: I'm gonna go smoke a shmig.
websurdities: Because I <3 the cancer almost as much as I <3 the Steff.

websurdities: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3. Pwned.

websurdities: Ok, I'm gonna go get my shoes from my house. In the time in which I'm gone, you should explain why you used shifty eyes in relation to my sexual advances.
websurdities: You must do it in 200 words or more
websurdities: I will leave this task to you.
websurdities: I shall return shortly.
websurdities: ;-)
websurdities: <3.
websurdities is away at 4:37:23 AM.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i thought you said 200

Auto response from websurdities: 300 WORDS GODDAMNIT!!

websurdities: I'm just like Death Cab for Cutie, sans the shittyness.

websurdities: Whose Misfits shirt is that in your livejournal, by the way?
AhhhShakeYaAss: my brother sent it to me
AhhhShakeYaAss: it's mine
AhhhShakeYaAss: used to be his
websurdities: Niiiiice.
websurdities: I saw that, and my jaw dropped.
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah all the misfit fans are jealous bc it's old school
websurdities: You have to understand something, though.
websurdities: My friend Kevin and I are madly attracted to chicks in Misfits attire.
websurdities: Dunno why.
websurdities: Kevin said that it's a good thing he never saw you in that shirt.
websurdities: He would have raped you.

websurdities: There were triple negatives and enough suppositives to make a telephone psychic hotline be confused.
AhhhShakeYaAss: did you like it?
websurdities: I did. It was lovely!

AuroraBoreealex: brb, ternaders here

MethodicalTruth: wish you were here
MethodicalTruth: we could take some classes
AhhhShakeYaAss: yeah
MethodicalTruth: and you could do my homework :-P
AhhhShakeYaAss: psssssht you wish
AhhhShakeYaAss: you shoulda come seen me while i was up here
MethodicalTruth: you think i didn't want to?
MethodicalTruth: you don't even know
MethodicalTruth: like
MethodicalTruth: the one girl i know who's kept her integrity over the years
MethodicalTruth: and hasn't given up her morals
MethodicalTruth: and happens to be beautiful
MethodicalTruth: comes to baltimore
MethodicalTruth: where i live
MethodicalTruth: and i left to college
MethodicalTruth: don't have a car
MethodicalTruth: i'm like
MethodicalTruth: *smashes head on wall*

LookAtMeImAlex: a peck...on my penis?

Siliiiiiiiing: i ain't no bastard
Siliiiiiiiing: ass

LookAtMeImAlex: bj?
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
LookAtMeImAlex: hj?
AhhhShakeYaAss: cookie?
LookAtMeImAlex: hj.
AhhhShakeYaAss: no. try again.
LookAtMeImAlex: humpj?
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha
AhhhShakeYaAss: ehhhhhh try again.
LookAtMeImAlex: yer killin me

LookAtMeImAlex: i'm sitting here
LookAtMeImAlex: in a puddle
LookAtMeImAlex: of my own vomit
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're disgusting
LookAtMeImAlex: and chewed up shrek snacks
LookAtMeImAlex: but i'm still eating
LookAtMeImAlex: god willing, i am still eating

Siliiiiiiiing: *has a culvusion*
Siliiiiiiiing: i can't even spell correctly!
Siliiiiiiiing: eep epepe epepepeeepepepepepeeepe pe eppeee eeeeep eeep eeep eeep eeep epepepepepepepe
Siliiiiiiiing: *jumps* HOOORRAAAYYY
Siliiiiiiiing: this is like something that's never happened before!
Siliiiiiiiing: yes!!!!!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: I KNOW!! things must finally be going our way :-)
Siliiiiiiiing: i knew this year would be different :-D
Siliiiiiiiing: YES!
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you siling
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you so so so much
Siliiiiiiiing: *giggles* i love you steffanie, tremendously so
Siliiiiiiiing: i loved you when you were stephanie. i'll love you always. ;-)
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahaha <3333333

AhhhShakeYaAss: ahh sam was right
Siliiiiiiiing: no dont you dare listen to what that cynical mean person has to say
Siliiiiiiiing: sam's hatred spews out of her pores
Siliiiiiiiing: and suffocates everyone
Siliiiiiiiing: dont fall victim to it
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you

websurdities: I was being nice, goddamnit!

AhhhShakeYaAss: :-*
AhhhShakeYaAss: wait
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-)
Aaron: :-P:-P:-P
Aaron: damn you
Aaron: lol
AhhhShakeYaAss: i'll get in trouble
AhhhShakeYaAss: no more offering of the saix says the ben
Aaron: -_-
Aaron: fxk that nigga.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahahaha
Aaron: you hate me.
AhhhShakeYaAss: i love you aaron
Aaron: and my italian stallion.
AhhhShakeYaAss: hahahaha
Aaron: :-*
Aaron: BTCHPWNT!>_<
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-

Aaron: i was gonna be like "btchHMDkthxbaiAhhhShakeYaAss: <3
AhhShakeYaAss: brb keep going
brilliantXfacade: dont give me that heart, what is that going to do?
brilliantXfacade: oh ill keep going, on your face
brilliantXfacade: typing threes with symbols, you think youre too cool for school, but you aint
brilliantXfacade: you and your....um....stupid....cleavage!
brilliantXfacade: wow, that wasnt an insult at all
brilliantXfacade: sonuva bitch
brilliantXfacade: man youre going to have to scroll up when you get back
brilliantXfacade: do do dado doood adodoo
brilliantXfacade: i just watched requiem for a dream, and boy do i want some heroine
brilliantXfacade: hello sam
brilliantXfacade: hey
brilliantXfacade: how are you?
brilliantXfacade: im good, thanks
brilliantXfacade: wow, an all time low, internet schizophrenia
AhhhShakeYaAss: i hate you

susanita: what do you want to do tonight?
sam: her
susanita: well, after that
sam: her again
susanita: well what about after that?
sam: a movie, then her again. but we'll do the movie only if there's time
susanita: sounds like a plan

i hate both of you for that.

AhhhShakeYaAss: are you doing anything with gj??
: as far as updates go and stuff?
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
: I think I updated a few days ago
AhhhShakeYaAss: -_-
AhhhShakeYaAss: no more gj!
: but I love GJ!
: it has so much more to offer than LJ
: except you. it does not offer you, because you deleted your account

: so ive contemplated having it be susanita.
: susanita with a period at the end
: that way, its like im my own sentence
: thats right
: OR! I could do i.hate.people
: i think i'll do that
: because I hate people

: son of a bitch
: i hate people
: i hate them a lot

: oh, jess sent jeremy a message the other day saying something like, "So...you aren't who you say you are. interesting..." Or something equally deserving of a face slicing

: and they have excellent typing skills
: capitalizing things that need to be capitalized, using punctuation and all that sort of stuff
: i know about ppl like that, because I used to be one of them
: you type correctly in fake accounts so people cant figure out its really you
: I'm on to them
: sneaky bastard

: Damnit, I wish I could just get email notifications for when people update their journal. That would make things much easier in life.

: wow that sounds like me
: I always have to read everyones away message
: even though I've pretty much never talked to them
: its more than borderline stalking

: but thats besides the point
: the point being : I hate this computer
: lots of times
: if it had a face, it would be sliced by now lots of times

AhhhShakeYaAss: well have a safe trip
DeathToThePunks: i'll try, give ben a punch in the gut for me

Erratic on Love: misfitshirtpicture mmm
AhhhShakeYaAss: hehe
Erratic on Love: I didnt save it and make it my backround or anything though
Erratic on Love: I'm not an obsessive bastard
Erratic on Love: o__o

brilliantXfacade: if i was religious, id pray for his death and judgement every night
brilliantXfacade: that would proly help me sleep
AhhhShakeYaAss: you're so evil

AhhhShakeYaAss: ha oh man
AhhhShakeYaAss: jared and i went to fazoli's last night
AhhhShakeYaAss: and had a whole conversation about rob's weird penis
: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
AhhhShakeYaAss: over breadsticks
: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
: yeessss!
AhhhShakeYaAss: and the eye!!!
AhhhShakeYaAss: man i love jared
: info!!!!!
: pllllLELSSAAASE
AhhhShakeYaAss: he understands the eye
AhhhShakeYaAss: yes
AhhhShakeYaAss: of course
AhhhShakeYaAss: :-D
: he understands the eye?
: he's had it?
: happen?
AhhhShakeYaAss: haha ew no nono
AhhhShakeYaAss: i mean
AhhhShakeYaAss: he understands the extreme humor
AhhhShakeYaAss: and then in the car, we were on south florida
AhhhShakeYaAss: with ace of base really loud
AhhhShakeYaAss: and he turns the music down and he's like "ok, so maybe bc his penis is so weird, it like popped out of a hole in the side or something"
AhhhShakeYaAss: i haven't laughed so hard in a while
: jesus.. yes