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This is long. I am bored. Nobody reads this shit anyway.
1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
None. Last thing in it, can't recall offhand. Michael Douglas goes batshit and exacts revenge on society.
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Depends on conditions, but I have basic survival skills.
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Probably my mother.
4.Is that your natural hair color?
Yep.
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
More than was strictly speaking necessary.
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
I have confusing feelings about some women, several of whom I haven't seen in a long time and am desirous and contemplative. Without further clarity, it would be wrong to call what I have a crush, but strong feelings, yes, definitely.
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Some longer, some less long.
9.Can you lick your elbow?
Nope.
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Bungalow, fairly sorted.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Go back to sleep, same as if I woke up any other day.
12.Do you wear fake tan?
Nope.
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
If it's been building a while, feels pretty great. Light-headedness is kinda funny.
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
Study, sitting room, my bedroom.
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee. A vice I expect to take all over the world with me.
16.Do fish make good pets?
They're not the chattiest.
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Neither really takes my fancy. Not mad about delicious pets. There are better uses for them.
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Dogs, gerbils, parrots, an ostrich, a turtle, sheep, cows, ponies, cats. Fuck it, animals clearly do not like me!
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Nokia 6300. I know this because I had to buy one today.
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Ugh, back in the day, before free texts and when I was on a bill phone, a lot.
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Eoin's.
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Excellent. Very quick and tidy.
23.When’ s the last time you showered
This afternoon.
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
I think if I don't shower for a day I smell, so yeah, I don't like to think about the potential holocaust too much.
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Queensize double.
26.Do you make your bed daily?
Yep.
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
A modest amount. A lot of it old and in bad nick though. Need new stuff, but poor.
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Somewhere in town.
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
9 tabs and 4 programs.
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yes, regularly. Very satisfying.
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Possibly earlier sometime.
32.Do you take compliments well?
Not sure. Probably not brilliantly. I tend to argue and disagree.
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Depends on a variety of things.
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Both are good.
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
I don't even know of such a list.
36.Where does number one live?
See above.
37.Would you date them?
And again.
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Absolutely nobody in the last few years, certainly.
39.What color of socks do you have on?
Kind of dun green.
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Knives, saws, glass, sticks, barbed wire, dogs, shellfish, turtles, high heels, oven racks, scalpels, a shopping trolley hit and run, rugby studs, a crowbar, shaving razor... Yeah, I've gotten a lot of minor injuries...
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Best time is five minutes to shower, shave and change. Not sure to this day how I managed that.
42.Have you bought anything today?
A new phone. Bloody expensive.
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Nope. It would seem redundant and difficult.
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
On me.
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Probably night person, but I'm finding that boring lately.
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes. Traffic lights are not your friend in these situations.
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
That's just not a thought I want to entertain.
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
None I can think of.
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Burdocks.
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimto?
Irn Bru. No idea what the other one is.
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
*groan* *sigh* *grunt*
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
No.
53.Lap top or pc?
Laptop for convenience and portability.
54.What color is your keyboard?
Black standard Dell one.
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Perlico, and the mother.
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Yes. It's difficult to feel too outraged when you'd happily do the same to them.
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Slapstick. Sometimes it's exactly what's needed.
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Yep.
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
No, came up recently enough.
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Varies depending who I talk to and the topic in question.
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms, for no particular reason.
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yep, big fields of them are pretty, very vibrant.
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
Nope.
64.Do you text or call more?
Text, definitely.
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
I can't stand him.
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, definitely. Probably very high on the list of life's satisfactions is lying with a warm girl asleep in your arms. In fact, I can't think of anything better offhand.
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
My phone methinks.
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Jen. Not a big dancer, but that was fun, and rather a long time ago. Heading for three years.
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Not that I recall.
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
It's got its own climate, which is cold, and it snows often. Not a whole lot to "believe" there. It's fairly demonstrable that there is snow in many parts of Alaska a lot of the time.
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint.
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
For all my indulgence in luxury, it's not something that's ever merited great consideration from me.
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
No idea.
74.How many tv's in your house?
Three, methinks.
75.Type your name using only your elbow
No.
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
No. That would be bad.
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
No, few enough friends left as is.
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Probably not. Though I'm happy with me, I'm also a cunt, so it's difficult to say.
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yep.
80.Favourite sports to watch?
Rugby, shooting, Moto GP.
81.Can you play Poker?
Yeah, haven't played in years though. Probably a wee bit rusty.
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
It's not a particularly complicated one, so not to my recollection.
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Don't recall doing so. Bloody thing would probably have stood on me, given my record with animals.
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yep, not that I did anything.
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Yes, two lumps in a good whiskey.
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
Even to use the term "looking for treasure" would be overly favourable to what I was doing.
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lime mostly. Moscow mules are good. Vodka, ginger ale and lime on ice.
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Trampolines.
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, but those days are long gone.
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
They spoil me now. Too good to me by far.
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Axe murderer.
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Dropped my phone in one. Alcohol is not your friend.
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
All good, but possibly beef if I had to pick.
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
A half-uncle, yes, to many people, several of whom are older than me.
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes.
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
A rather delicious stir fry recipe.
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Nope.
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Probably completely fail to respond with the degree of wit or violence I'd later wish I had.
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Probably minor stuff. Definitely broken one nose that didn't belong to me.
100.How many times have you moved house?
Including moving in and out of a flat, twice.
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Nobody offhand would be that significant. Russell Brand would be no huge loss though.
102.Curtains or blinds?
No preference.
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
I know how to, but never had to practise the theory. Have a great venison roast recipe I want to try, so need to get me a nice boned haunch come september.
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
No.
1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
None. Last thing in it, can't recall offhand. Michael Douglas goes batshit and exacts revenge on society.
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Depends on conditions, but I have basic survival skills.
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Probably my mother.
4.Is that your natural hair color?
Yep.
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
More than was strictly speaking necessary.
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
I have confusing feelings about some women, several of whom I haven't seen in a long time and am desirous and contemplative. Without further clarity, it would be wrong to call what I have a crush, but strong feelings, yes, definitely.
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Some longer, some less long.
9.Can you lick your elbow?
Nope.
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Bungalow, fairly sorted.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Go back to sleep, same as if I woke up any other day.
12.Do you wear fake tan?
Nope.
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
If it's been building a while, feels pretty great. Light-headedness is kinda funny.
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
Study, sitting room, my bedroom.
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffee. A vice I expect to take all over the world with me.
16.Do fish make good pets?
They're not the chattiest.
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Neither really takes my fancy. Not mad about delicious pets. There are better uses for them.
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Dogs, gerbils, parrots, an ostrich, a turtle, sheep, cows, ponies, cats. Fuck it, animals clearly do not like me!
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Nokia 6300. I know this because I had to buy one today.
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Ugh, back in the day, before free texts and when I was on a bill phone, a lot.
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Eoin's.
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Excellent. Very quick and tidy.
23.When’ s the last time you showered
This afternoon.
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
I think if I don't shower for a day I smell, so yeah, I don't like to think about the potential holocaust too much.
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Queensize double.
26.Do you make your bed daily?
Yep.
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
A modest amount. A lot of it old and in bad nick though. Need new stuff, but poor.
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Somewhere in town.
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
9 tabs and 4 programs.
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yes, regularly. Very satisfying.
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Possibly earlier sometime.
32.Do you take compliments well?
Not sure. Probably not brilliantly. I tend to argue and disagree.
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Depends on a variety of things.
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Both are good.
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
I don't even know of such a list.
36.Where does number one live?
See above.
37.Would you date them?
And again.
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Absolutely nobody in the last few years, certainly.
39.What color of socks do you have on?
Kind of dun green.
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Knives, saws, glass, sticks, barbed wire, dogs, shellfish, turtles, high heels, oven racks, scalpels, a shopping trolley hit and run, rugby studs, a crowbar, shaving razor... Yeah, I've gotten a lot of minor injuries...
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Best time is five minutes to shower, shave and change. Not sure to this day how I managed that.
42.Have you bought anything today?
A new phone. Bloody expensive.
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Nope. It would seem redundant and difficult.
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
On me.
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Probably night person, but I'm finding that boring lately.
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes. Traffic lights are not your friend in these situations.
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
That's just not a thought I want to entertain.
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
None I can think of.
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Burdocks.
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimto?
Irn Bru. No idea what the other one is.
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
*groan* *sigh* *grunt*
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
No.
53.Lap top or pc?
Laptop for convenience and portability.
54.What color is your keyboard?
Black standard Dell one.
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Perlico, and the mother.
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Yes. It's difficult to feel too outraged when you'd happily do the same to them.
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Slapstick. Sometimes it's exactly what's needed.
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Yep.
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
No, came up recently enough.
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Varies depending who I talk to and the topic in question.
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms, for no particular reason.
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yep, big fields of them are pretty, very vibrant.
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
Nope.
64.Do you text or call more?
Text, definitely.
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
I can't stand him.
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, definitely. Probably very high on the list of life's satisfactions is lying with a warm girl asleep in your arms. In fact, I can't think of anything better offhand.
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
My phone methinks.
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Jen. Not a big dancer, but that was fun, and rather a long time ago. Heading for three years.
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Not that I recall.
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
It's got its own climate, which is cold, and it snows often. Not a whole lot to "believe" there. It's fairly demonstrable that there is snow in many parts of Alaska a lot of the time.
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint.
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
For all my indulgence in luxury, it's not something that's ever merited great consideration from me.
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
No idea.
74.How many tv's in your house?
Three, methinks.
75.Type your name using only your elbow
No.
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
No. That would be bad.
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
No, few enough friends left as is.
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Probably not. Though I'm happy with me, I'm also a cunt, so it's difficult to say.
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yep.
80.Favourite sports to watch?
Rugby, shooting, Moto GP.
81.Can you play Poker?
Yeah, haven't played in years though. Probably a wee bit rusty.
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
It's not a particularly complicated one, so not to my recollection.
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Don't recall doing so. Bloody thing would probably have stood on me, given my record with animals.
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yep, not that I did anything.
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Yes, two lumps in a good whiskey.
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
Even to use the term "looking for treasure" would be overly favourable to what I was doing.
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lime mostly. Moscow mules are good. Vodka, ginger ale and lime on ice.
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Trampolines.
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, but those days are long gone.
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
They spoil me now. Too good to me by far.
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Axe murderer.
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Dropped my phone in one. Alcohol is not your friend.
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
All good, but possibly beef if I had to pick.
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
A half-uncle, yes, to many people, several of whom are older than me.
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes.
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
A rather delicious stir fry recipe.
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Nope.
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Probably completely fail to respond with the degree of wit or violence I'd later wish I had.
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Probably minor stuff. Definitely broken one nose that didn't belong to me.
100.How many times have you moved house?
Including moving in and out of a flat, twice.
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Nobody offhand would be that significant. Russell Brand would be no huge loss though.
102.Curtains or blinds?
No preference.
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
I know how to, but never had to practise the theory. Have a great venison roast recipe I want to try, so need to get me a nice boned haunch come september.
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
No.