Well, I was told that I need to start updating more (since my last post was in December, I guess I agree)...

I guess I will start with a question:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Anyone?

This is the short horror story I wrote for one of my final essays for my Horror Literature class. We had to mimic the writing style of one of the authors we read over the semester and I chose Shirley Jackson, the writer of The Haunting of Hill House (Yes, The Haunting was based off of that, but the movie basically had nothing to do with the book ( Read more... )

it's cold out!

OK! This is by far one of the most awkward and terrifying moments of my young life. This weekend is Family Weekend at Albion College, so my mother, younger brother (Zach), and older brother (Rich) decided to come and visit me for the day. My mom had to bring me a few things, and wanted me to take me out to lunch and just walk around campus and talk ( Read more... )

just played some spades with brandon, wendy, and libby. libby is the worst partner EVER! don't get me wrong, i love her to death but she couldn't play the right card if i picked it for her. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Apparently this is my weakness ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

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