BUT SERIOUSLY, STEVERINO

[david_porta]

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I've Got A Secret had Steve Allen as its guest, rather than as host.

His secret:
"What is in my briefcase?"

One of the women panelists (Kitty Carlisle maybe) guessed his secret:
"Is it a piano?"

WHAT TIPPED HER OFF?
"Because you're wearing tails."

Steve then opened his electric piano, including legs, sat down at it, and played some music.

Frank Zappa is

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[sirspamdalot]

I give up -- what's Steve Allen have to do with our nation's moral collapse?

IT'S A QUOTE

[david_porta]

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According to Amazon.com, Steverino said it in his 1996 book, "But Seriously: Steve Allen Speakes His Mind."
(Yes, Amazon mis-spelled the title.)

http://www.amazon.com/But-Seriously-Steve-Allen-Speakes/dp/1573920908

"That our nation is in the throes of a moral collapse of serious dimensions is, apparently, no longer a debatable conclusion..." ~ Steve Allen

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Steve Allen

[anonymous]

Whenever I hear about Steve Allen, I think of the MST3K skit in which Joel invents a Steve Allen-ometer, that can scan anything and determine if Steve Allen had already invented it.