grilled cheese sandwich

[daviddude]

Someone asked me if I was on drugs or pulled things out of my ass challenging the integrity of my live journal. If they are reading this, my answer to them is, “Yes.” The drugs I’m addicted to are limited to the following: South Park, Will and Grace, grilled cheese sandwiches, Jet Li, and Sam’s live Journal. As far as pulling things out of my ass,

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a surfaced reader...

[mereparker]

through ms. a. anderson, Ive been quietly monitoring your journals when my boredom strikes and I'd like to say I quite thoroughly enjoy your sense of humor. Congrats for being added to my impressive friend's list, and I do look forward to reading more. Happy 21st a little late btw. :)

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meredith

Re: a surfaced reader...

[daviddude]

hey meredith, i’m glad you enjoyed my journal. Thnx for adding me to ur friend’s list, I added you to mine. I must say, your “liquor, I barely know her” was freak’n hilarious! Your other entries are gold, I seriously hope ur journal isn’t a phase bc I’ve already added your journal to my list of addictions. And when I don’t get my drugs I start having withdrawals and it isn’t pretty.

[daviddude]

Oh thanks for wishing me an early happy bday :) they sent me the card early, my bday is on april 12, I can’t wait to get all those symptoms on the card! I’m sure my April 12 entry will be interesting; if I don’t write anything that day then u’ll know it must have been truly amazing. If u don’t see anymore entries, well, the only plausible scenario I can think of is that I was abducted by aliens.