Freakishly large calved seniors

[daviddude]

To celebrate the day when the Mexicans whipped the French (who hasn’t?) back in 18-something me and my crew chilled at ma crib while we downed margaritas just before going out to buy expensive watered down just-barely-alcoholic beverages at Chili’s. Passion Fruit and some hella yummy orange passion drink thingy with some nachos where on my menu, a

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[punkelf]

I've never had a tequila or a margarita. A visit seems to be in order.

Congratulations! you win a free Margarita! YAY!

[daviddude]

Aha! do i hear my bells ringing? Muahaha, i hear my first victim tugging at the line, welcome young'n! i will learn you in the ways of the fermented drink! what better way to set you on the path of AA and to break in that virgin liver of yours than David's mad mexican margarita! My secret recipe is the brand X heb margarita mix blended with ice and tequila. shhhh! don't tell anyone!

Baby drinker?

[anonymous]

Yep! That's you! It's so weird to hear of an actual college student bragging about the first time he has ever sipped on an alcoholic beverage! I guess it must be one of those little freshman things to do? Wait, no! I haven't even heard a freshman do that! By the time you're in college you should have had plenty of experience already!! Why, when I was in high school I partied all of the time! And yes, that included plenty of alcoholic beverages. So, sorry to rain on your parade, but GROW UP ALREADY! Baby.

[oldworldprince]

I've been craving margaritas alllll week. 'Specially the tequila part- Yum! Can someone come get meh? lol

Is someone bitter? Should i not have dissed STS?

[daviddude]

College student bragging about first alcoholic drink? Where? Who? Did you read someone else’s entry and post in the wrong one? Are you talking about my Texas State virgin college buddies? How ‘bout actually reading the entry before you post. Since you are obviously confused I will help clarify this matter. I don’t know if there is a Mexican alive who can tell you when they had their first drink, it usually predates their earliest memories. I guess I started late since I remember my grandparents and uncles in Mexico giving me their beers to finish off for them when I was 10. I think my first hard liquor was with my fellow freshmen band buddies in high school in the Bahamas during our trip in front of our directors. And if you still insist on calling a 10 year old a baby, then fine; I think that was the last time I was called a baby anyway.

Re: Is someone bitter? Should i not have dissed STS?

[oldworldprince]

I remember my Dad letting me taste beer around the age of 3 or 4. Maybe that's why I don't drink very often. Yours truly was the ultimate boozefest accessory... in my navy blue pimpsuit no less!