John Barrowman is better than a robot hand.

[davidishot]

I have been waiting (not so patiently) for my public library to get John Barrowman's autobiography in, and guess what?

OMG ITS FINALLY HERE! JOHN BARROWMAN
I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!

Anyways, its is amazing so far....and the pictures alone make it fabulous.
Due to my recently increased love of John, here is a little something that I found WAY to amusing:

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[volitaire]

1.DUH
2.This is a Boeshanian trait. They're like butterflies.
3.John Barrowman doesn't blink. Otherwise the statue angels will get him.
4.This means his PEEN.
5.John Barrowman was being obnoxious as usual and crawling into people's salads (to taste them with his feet).
6.A couple of tusks he can live with. Also eight legs and venom.
7.The flags are quite mistaken. A Barrowman-touch is a good touch.
8.After that time period, the TVs explode.
9.I will now recite a relevant haiku: I AM ENDLESSLY SAD IANTO CANNOT BE IN 'FIRES OF POMPEII'.
10. Also an ostrich.

[davidishot]

We are too amazing. Mostly because you are schizophrenic. Just ask Bill. you know, the guy you watch but doesn't know you? Yeah, you know who I mean you creepy stalker from Milwaukee!

[volitaire]

Bill....BILL! HIYA BILL! IN KNOW YOU! From...Milwaukee...*cough*...I, uh, got...real...excited......... *hides*