Three minutes I'll never get back

[davidschloss]

Dear Liz Phair,

You hack. Your voice sounds worse than Denis DeYoung's colon.

Give me back my $.99, you no talent ass clown.

David

Comments

I had to ask

[moviemandan]

What song did you get?

Re: I had to ask

[davidschloss]

The iTunes Original of Uncle Alvarez. The only in-key notes in the song came when her backup singer hit them.

Washed up asshat, she is.

[steve_mulvaney]

Letter from Liz Phair:

Dear Mr. Schloss,

I do not appreaciate the way you treat me or my staff, I feel it would be in everybodies best interest if you no longer buy my albums. I will no longer be able to provide you with soothing melodies or refer you to a musician that can provide such service.

-Liz