So the garage got broken into last night.  Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but it was REALLY creepy.  Apparently they unscrewed the light bulb in our motion detector security light.  Weird ( Read more... )

So I have been a guest on my friend Colleen's radio show a few times now, and I am hooked!! 
Its so much fun and a bit of an ego boost. Today she started "Totally Gay Mondays" thereby giving me a reason for being there. It a blast!  I got in a few great one liners and am gettting a lot of material and experience for my stand-up.  I'm even getting a ( Read more... )

 We just bought a second car today.  Its a cute little used Saturn.  35 MPG.  Its pretty basic but I like it.  And the main point here is that I will never have to take the bus again!

 To add insult to injury, the police just informed me that the metro transit authority hasn't changed the tape on the security cameras on this particular murder/mayhem bus since June 1st.  
So, to recap, the only shot I had of getting those fucks that mugged me arrested is gone forever. 

 
So I guess that some of you have read my boyfriend, The Mellin's, latest post so I thought I would confirm it.

Thursday June 5th around 1030pm I was mugged, badly mugged.

I was heading home from work and I, having essentially worked a double, was very tired and was looking forward to getting home, stripping into my undies, watching a little brain- ( Read more... )

I  swear I will never tell ANYONE how I wound up with four stitches in my hand this evening.....EVER!!

 Enough about the Pope already!

 THATS IT!!!!  Winter can suck my cock AND lick my balls!  Sick of it.....

More snow!!  Swear to god I feel like going postal on some asses.  This has been the longest winter ever.

So anyway last night on Project runway...
RAMI WON AND IT SUCKS