This is an extract from a series of texts between me and my freind Zara on the 28th Jan.

Zara: Dont worry! Plenty more fish in the sea! So get your fishing rod out, i mean it could be worse you could be an 18yr old virgin!

Me: I am an 18yr old virgin!

Zara: Aahh shite im sorry! David are you not pure gagging for it? Do me a favor dont loose it ( Read more... )

any coments on the truthfulnes of this are welcome

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my LJ looks shite.

canny get the colours i want

You Are a Peacemaker Soul


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met a hot chick!

meetin up next week.

ok, i didnt "just" meet her she was one of my pals in primary and we havent seen
each other for years

Marge is going to put me in touch with Tez & Zara, so Glasgow might end up fun again

bak at col

i still dont like me

nutin els to say

this is an apoligey to everyone who knows me ( Read more... )

This must be sung really fast as its a real tongue twister ( Read more... )

cant be arsed writin mutch but here goes.

there im dun.

xDx