I'm pretty dense. I thought you were joking. Like one of those fake "You've just won $1,000,000!" . . .
Like today. I got a bright pink Important Delivery thing. I freaked out, like it was going to tell me I owed taxes. Turns out I won $1,000,000 for subscribing to Ladies Home Journal.
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Like today. I got a bright pink Important Delivery thing. I freaked out, like it was going to tell me I owed taxes. Turns out I won $1,000,000 for subscribing to Ladies Home Journal.
Oh, wait, I DON'T subscribe. No $$$ for me.
Bastards.
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Bastard.
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