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[davissuave]

So we got the hospital bill from my 1st surgery today. Holy shit! Almost 28 thousand dollars! Thank Jesus for insurance. Doctors make way too much.

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[jhoule]

you should've had me do it.

No, I don't have:
*experience
*training
*a general knowledge of surgery
*any idea about anatomy, seeing as though I didn't take it
*certification
*sterile equipment
*equipment in any sense
*the ability to prescribe any pain killers
*anesthesia

but, if a butterknife surgeon's knife, a stanley desktop surgical stapler, and a luxurious granite kitchen counter surgery-chair-thing and some stolen beers (to knock you out) sounds like a good time to you, come get your next surgery at my house office.

[davissuave]

(thumps self in the head) Why didn't I think to go to you before, lunatic doctor!