A new hope due to a new vision, fml.
Oh banshee, how I would kill her if I could. She's trying to bring death to two others that I am close to (one openly, the other grudgingly). However, the only thing I can do is pathetically attempt to ward my little sister and father from her dubious attacks.
Let me recap.
Spring semester 09: I fell out of friendship with several friends ( Read more... )
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I dont do advice well, after all I am not in the best of life positions either.
I do have Sandy, maybe she could give you your baby...we can use a turkey baster. (or not, she may not agree to this.)
I'm in limbo for being able to live on what I make, but my rent is cheap and I can scrounge for food without having to pay for 100% of it (and without stealing.)
If it makes you feel better, I dont have any magicks. I think to much, but has no magick.
anyway
Love a good friend
~Kermit (Mitchy if you has forgotten)
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B) No turkey baster is going anywhere neat my vaj
C) I wonder if a rent-a-uterus program would be considered prostitution
D) you can always donate spermies...they gives you moneys for that....wait....why isnt that prostitution
E) This need to carry on your name is the most male thing you've ever mentioned around me
F) I was my dads plan on continuing his name and genes and well erm....yeah he got fucked on the deal...and points it out quite regularly
F sub section 1) You could get stuck with a girl turkey baster baby...and I swear to cathulu and the moose god if you treat her like a dissapointment based on her lack of dangly bits i will end you.
G) I <3 you davi...and I will always be here if you need a friend.(NOT OVARIES)
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