let us discuss a tale of woe
can we stop for a moment and talk about the fact that I sat at this very table last Sunday
yeah let's talk about my very tragic personality disorders that prevented my from going to see jesse and aziz in the flesh last july because I somehow have it in my head that it is beneath me to inconvenience myself for a celebrity.
nevermind that I would gladly pay the exorbitant parking fees and put up with traffic for the pizza at Rustica alone, just, adding Jesse Eisenberg into the mix made it a particular brand of unacceptable. MY PRIDE WILL BE THE UNDOING OF ME!!! see I'd rather miss out on meeting one of my favourite people than put myself in a situation where I am at a social disadvantage.
this
is
how
i
function
i have to maintain the appearance that I am above such frivolities (WHEN CLEARLY I AM NOT I TAKE THIS SHIT VERY SERIOUSLY, SO SERIOUSLY THAT IT BECOMES A BATTLE OF WILLS.)
but, you know, all i have to say about this is:
you can't disappoint a picture.
**(in case you didn't know this is my very pathetic attempt to get the ball rolling on what I hope will be my return to livejournal. I would have made a post explaining this but those posts tend to put a stop to everything before it begins. so I am doing this. I am doing it and you will like it. let's just hope I haven't forgotten how to LJ cut)
yeah let's talk about my very tragic personality disorders that prevented my from going to see jesse and aziz in the flesh last july because I somehow have it in my head that it is beneath me to inconvenience myself for a celebrity.
nevermind that I would gladly pay the exorbitant parking fees and put up with traffic for the pizza at Rustica alone, just, adding Jesse Eisenberg into the mix made it a particular brand of unacceptable. MY PRIDE WILL BE THE UNDOING OF ME!!! see I'd rather miss out on meeting one of my favourite people than put myself in a situation where I am at a social disadvantage.
this
is
how
i
function
i have to maintain the appearance that I am above such frivolities (WHEN CLEARLY I AM NOT I TAKE THIS SHIT VERY SERIOUSLY, SO SERIOUSLY THAT IT BECOMES A BATTLE OF WILLS.)
but, you know, all i have to say about this is:
you can't disappoint a picture.
**(in case you didn't know this is my very pathetic attempt to get the ball rolling on what I hope will be my return to livejournal. I would have made a post explaining this but those posts tend to put a stop to everything before it begins. so I am doing this. I am doing it and you will like it. let's just hope I haven't forgotten how to LJ cut)