A WITCH!

You are: 61% made of wood, and 0 bridges can be made out of you. Also
you're right about witches 21% of the time, and 14 smart.

You are in fact a card carrying witch who weighs the same as a duck... good luck in life, you'll get far with that.

Heck, you can't even spot other witches, you might not ( Read more... )

Bender!
You scored 33 Logic and 33 Danger!
You're Bender. You probably have a profession that is easy to guess and
obvious to everyone, like a police officer or a hooker. You are
insatiably greedy and easily distrac...

...ted. you tend to make lots of friends quickly, and sometimes ( Read more... )

( love at the five and dime )

I don't agree with it all, but, my word! what a simply outstanding pair of boobies!


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I have blatantly stolen this from maevelin !

I know some of you don't know me amazingly well, but here's my request.
give me any amount of adjectives that describe me as a person.

I know I can be an evil, vindictive, arrogant, psycho bitch woman from hell,
but I really would prefer you to post my negative points too ;)

Blind Idiot God is like Blind Lemon Jefferson... cept even cooler.. right?

I amAzathoth!

Known as the "Blind Idiot God", the center of all cycles known as Azathoth is the great void itself, infinite creation and inescapable oblivion made one. The Great God is without ego, as it has been embodied in a seperate consciousness as Azathoth has cast ( Read more... )

We didn’t click ( Read more... )

You Are A Pine Tree


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The orange juice worked!! Last night John was the proud changer of a nappy filled with very squishy poo!! Yay! and Bethany was nappy filler extraordinaire without a single grimace... in fact she rather looked like she was thoroughly enjoying it!!