I'm Larry David.

[dawlee]

So last night was prettttty, preeeeeeetttttyeee, prit-eeeeeeee, prrrrrrretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. I like to rate the fun level by the number of times I urinate outdoors. Its an index I use. Last night I did 2 times, so that was swell. I wish I had taken my camera

Comments

[toreadoroflove]

HAHAHA im so glad you posted this.
where are you?

<3 haley bonds <3 xoxoox

[dawlee]

el paso, holmes.

Yesterday i decided that 90% of the resturaunt food that isn't american or mexican in this town is not good.

Re: <3 haley bonds <3 xoxoox

[bringbackmybeat]

you just probably eat at crappy restaurants 90% of the time

Re: <3 haley bonds <3 xoxoox

[dawlee]

Name 5 LOCAL resturaunts that dont serve mexican or american fare that dont suck. 10 points extra for a good thai or asian resturaunt. Also, since you are vegetarian too, can you name a place that serves good fried tofu? I had some pretty terrible tofu at a place called Peking Garden last night. I've also tried the veitnamese place on Viscount and didn't think it was very good. So if you can help me out, I'll love you forevvvver.

[showofhands]

in warmer weather, my index would be about 4 a week. not because there's a long line at the restroom, either. just for the hell of it.

[bringbackmybeat]

i like ANY post with a good Larry David reference

[dawlee]

I like any poster who posts multiple comments on a single entry. That's dedication.

[bringbackmybeat]

oh i'm a POSTER now...
not a "friend"...
just a member of some sort of online Nicommunity?

[dawlee]

Hey, you have one sunglass lens.

[eunicita]

I haven't tinkled outside in years...
Keep it going girl!!!

[dawlee]

Ill be here til Thursday

[dawlee]

sure. call me before this Thursday 915-329-7265