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[dawn_m]

James planted a microphone in my room some time last week and got a recording of me masturbating and he's using it in the ghanima song phantom! I can't figure out what I'm going to do to get him back... perhaps I'll spike his lube.

Comments

[dibber]

Since when did Phantom have to do with masturbation and lube?

"Got a full case of Vas,
And some lubin' in my ass...
You're a Phantom chasing my tailpipe."

[melodywhore]

well it doesn't really, but I figured the song needed a little something extra. ;)

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

[dibber]

Just in case you were wondering how the rest of the song goes, here's the Anal Parody of "Phantom" in its entirety:

Hunger rears behind my thighs
Can't seem to get away from you
Got a road full of orifices ahead
I can't shake the girth of you
I'd keep you behind if I only could

Got a full tank of Vas' and your lubing in my "back seat"
You're phantom chasing my "tail pipe"
You're inside of me, throbbing me till the prostate's in the way

The load ahead is manifest
Used to be I blew for you
And fragments of a swollen hairy male
Didn't know that I'd yearned for you
So I'll just keep throbbing

Re: Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

[agenthelen]

I was singing the Australian version:
"I've got heaps of petrol in me car an Dawns singin in the tape deck
some fucken pigs chasin us down the highway" It doesn't really fit. Ho hum.

[melodywhore]

Ooh... that sounds like fun. :]

[encryptedmind]

can i get a copy of that tape?

[melodywhore]

I'll be selling them on ebay with a bottle of Wet. $40 bucks a pop.

[encryptedmind]

hahahaha
im so there
who do i make the check out to?
j/k

[vivid_dream]

Use "Ultrawet 69" next time. My personal fave...