Should guys wear flip flops?: if they want to, who cares
Do you tongue kiss dogs?: uh...no! wtf
Can you filet a fish?: nope, wouldnt want to try either
Did you ever drink lake water and then later puke?: no
Is there someone you used to see now they dont give a damn for you?: i'm sure its a long list if i was to think about it..but that would just make me sad, so i wont
Ever see a creepy drooling crackhead?: probably
Do you ever drive past your ex's house to see if their car is there?: no
Do you have facial hair?: more then i'd like
Is bald sexy?: depends
Have you ever heard anyone call french fries freedom fries in real life?: what..no..never heard that before
Drop acid not bombs: umm no?
Does your uncle live in a trailer?: no, but a few have them for camping
Do creepy people try to hug you?: sometimes, and i'm not much of a hugger anyway...i get kind of creeped out from it sometimes, so i'm really picky about who i show affection with
Does it bother you when 40 something women have babies?: a little, they are putting their health and the health of their babies at risk
Ever feel a real live boob that had an implant?: i dont think so
Would you ever get implants?: no, mine are big enough
Are you gay?: nope
Where is your cat?: i have two, dragon is on my lap, daemon is probably upstairs sleeping with my mom
Say "poop" isnt that fun to say?: not really
Do you talk or walk in your sleep?: i've been told i sometimes mumble, but i've never walked in my sleep that i know of, i do snore though
When you were a child did something make you really sad?: a lot of things
Pepsi or coke?:both are gross
Doesnt beer taste like gross bread or bananas?: no..just nasty in general
Are dreadlocks sexy?: sometimes
Do you smile at strangers?: rarely
Isnt it odd to see a hamster running on the spinning wheel?: its kind of cute
Do you like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch?: not really
What trend is annoying?: most trends are annoying, its why they are trends and never last long
Ever change a diaper?: Yes
Is crispy hairspray hair the best thing ever?: i'd say sex is the best thing ever, but if you'd rather have hairspray all the power to you
What cool thing did you recently discover?: that i've lost 5 pounds in the last 2 weeksish
Do you have any irrational fears?: Spiders
Do others fear your wrath?: its been mentioned by a few people yes...i'm not really that scary, but i've been known to stab people with forks...i've had people take forks from me before arguing with me ><
Would you kiss the ass of Kate Moss?: um no
Do emo kids bother you?: sometimes, but everyone bothers me at one point or another
Did you ever follow someone farther than you really needed to go just to read their bumper sticker?: um no
Do you love the song "Born to Run"?: no
Are flat asses annoying?: there are people that have flat asses?
Is stunntin a habit?: i dont even know what that means
Is country music the worst thing ever?: no way
Did you ever have a special blankie or stuffed animal you could not sleep without?: i had bullwinkle since i was 2 or 3, but he was lost during one of the many moves when i was 18...my mom got me brother bear from bearenstien bears to replace him, and i've slept with him ever since
What is your insult of choice?: jerk, i call people jerks all the time, loser is one i use a lot too
Do designer jeans turn you on?: i guess it depends whos in them
What would you do if your foot was swollen?: go to the doctors, keep off it, take pain killers