Miniature club
Title: Miniature club
Author: dawnangel14
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Will, Sue, Figgins, Kurt, Rachel, Quinn
Pairings: None.
Words: 287
Rating: K
Summary: Sue has a new idea: shrink the glee club.
Warnings: None.
Note: Made for nevcolleil prompt "Glee, ensemble, Principal Figgins, Sue shrunk the glee club!" at comment_fic.
"Principal Figgins, Sue shrunk the glee club!" yelled Will.
"That's a serious accusation to make without evidence, William" replied Sue immediately.
"We found the shrinking laser and the kids on your office, Sue!"
"Circunstancial evidence. I rest my case."
"Mr. Shue, if I may?" interrupted Kurt, popping out of the basket where the teacher had put them all.
"Yes, what is it Kurt?"
"Can we regain our normal sizes before all the arguing between you and Coach Sylvester begins?" he demanded. "We don't have much time. I think this body isn't big or strong enough to hold Rachel's ego."
"Sue, Will's right!" claimed Figgins. "You can't shrink people just because you don't like the glee club."
"Yes I can, it's in my contract" replied Sue. "And I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard time focusing on the subject because of Will's hair. Seriously, it lookes so curly and tangled I'm afraid you might scratch your head and lose a finger."
"Enough, Sue!" exclaimed Will, while Sue smirked at her successful taunt.
"Mr. Shue" said Rachel, coming out of the basket alongside Kurt and followed by Quinn "I don't mean to put pressure but Sugar has now started singing. My ears are bleeding."
"Don't worry guys, we'll solve this right away" Will assured them.
"Coach, why did you do this to us?" asked Quinn. "Don't the Cheerios have a competition today?"
"Yes, they do."
"And what will you do when your lead cheerleaders are the size of a Barbie?"
Sue gave the question a minute of thinking before letting out a frustrated sigh.
"Fine, Q. You win. Follow me William, we'll bring your glee kids back to normal so I can think of another way of destroying them."
Author: dawnangel14
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Will, Sue, Figgins, Kurt, Rachel, Quinn
Pairings: None.
Words: 287
Rating: K
Summary: Sue has a new idea: shrink the glee club.
Warnings: None.
Note: Made for nevcolleil prompt "Glee, ensemble, Principal Figgins, Sue shrunk the glee club!" at comment_fic.
"Principal Figgins, Sue shrunk the glee club!" yelled Will.
"That's a serious accusation to make without evidence, William" replied Sue immediately.
"We found the shrinking laser and the kids on your office, Sue!"
"Circunstancial evidence. I rest my case."
"Mr. Shue, if I may?" interrupted Kurt, popping out of the basket where the teacher had put them all.
"Yes, what is it Kurt?"
"Can we regain our normal sizes before all the arguing between you and Coach Sylvester begins?" he demanded. "We don't have much time. I think this body isn't big or strong enough to hold Rachel's ego."
"Sue, Will's right!" claimed Figgins. "You can't shrink people just because you don't like the glee club."
"Yes I can, it's in my contract" replied Sue. "And I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard time focusing on the subject because of Will's hair. Seriously, it lookes so curly and tangled I'm afraid you might scratch your head and lose a finger."
"Enough, Sue!" exclaimed Will, while Sue smirked at her successful taunt.
"Mr. Shue" said Rachel, coming out of the basket alongside Kurt and followed by Quinn "I don't mean to put pressure but Sugar has now started singing. My ears are bleeding."
"Don't worry guys, we'll solve this right away" Will assured them.
"Coach, why did you do this to us?" asked Quinn. "Don't the Cheerios have a competition today?"
"Yes, they do."
"And what will you do when your lead cheerleaders are the size of a Barbie?"
Sue gave the question a minute of thinking before letting out a frustrated sigh.
"Fine, Q. You win. Follow me William, we'll bring your glee kids back to normal so I can think of another way of destroying them."