[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Locked FROM Anise - pretty hackable but hopefully not for her |D;;]

Um... does anybody know what can impress a girl? I-I mean... you know... something that'll make a girl happy? Like a present, or...

...I don't know.

[Oh god Simon why are you doing this to yourself.]

[Locked TO Anise, ridiculously hackable, feel free to laugh at his fail]

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[Voice | oh yeah and it'd also be under the first filter]

[xelhes]

[Never fear, Fenimore is here! Ignore the fact that in canon her romantic advice caused a rift between a couple of people that contributed to the two ending up on opposite sides in a war. She's totally a self-declared expert on this.

With a teasing tone:] Ohhh~ A girl, huh? Are we talking about a particular girl, or are you looking for something more general? Just so you know, if you're using it to play with the pure hearts of young girls, I can't let you in on the secrets of love.

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

[....Well here's hoping she doesn't completely slaughter this one |Db]

N-no, it's just one girl! I couldn't play around with more even if I wanted to...

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

[The circumstances here are much less complicated, at least. ...Not counting the whole "different worlds" thing, of course.

She giggles.] In that case, I can give you a few hints. Hmmm. If you're looking for a present, you could go with flowers, but it's not something you want to overuse. Unless you're a florist, it can be a bit of a cop-out if you don't vary it with other presents. On the plus side, it's a good way to hint at your interest if you aren't going out yet.

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

What about um... flowers and a dessert? Lots of people have told me to try that.

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

Well, that would be pretty good. What kind of dessert were you planning to make?

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

I haven't had a chance to think about it. Maybe something with strawberries...?

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

Mmm, strawberries are definitely something to add to any dessert. [She exaggerates, but she loves her berries.] That's assuming this girl of yours like strawberries, of course

...While we're speaking of that, is this a gift for your girlfriend or for a girl you wish was your girlfriend?

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

I thinks she likes them, yeah.

A-and she's not my girlfriend! [He's too shy to even consider that!]

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

Then that's not a bad idea. It's good to see a man who can cook every once in a while.

Oh, so you haven't told her how you feel yet, huh? [At least, she's guessing that's how he feels.

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

[jhfkjsdhfjsdhf]

N-no... I don't know what to say! Or even how I feel, really...

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

Oh, really? [She sounds quite energetic about this. She is entirely ignoring that part about "not knowing how he feels." Clearly, her women's intuition is correct in knowing that he must like this girl romantically] It's really not that hard. And if you really want to impress a girl, there's no better way than a proper confession!

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

[WOMAN IT IS NEVER THAT EASY, YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO TOOK SEVEN YEARS TO PROPOSE]

I don't think I can do this...

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

[BAH, HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT ENCOURAGEMENT.]

Of course you can do it! Boys are supposed to be the ones who do the confessing. [A fact she will conveniently forget should she need to force a girl into confessing.] It's your sacred duty as a man!

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

But all I wanted to do was give her something... [This is moving way too fast D8]

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

You said you wanted to impress her, and to make her happy, right? Nothing impresses a girl so much as confidence and nothing makes a girl happier than love! [Not entirely true but it suits her purposes now.] A good confession will solve both of these! [Nonsense, there is no such thing as moving too fast, Simon! (Run far and fast before Fenimore starts bugging you into moving at full-tilt.)]

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

....I-I think I'm gonna go. [FLEE, FLEEEEEE.[