Yes, I realize how weird it is that I write as if I had a penis.

( Loners of the world, Unite! )

everyone, do not despair, i only temporarily took you off my friends list b/c some peopel were advertising the contents of my journal and it was not cool. you will be returned shortly.

It's six in the morning ( Read more... )

yo yo im hung: here lies jon: first asian lay

nat and i are going to make out so:

she can say vit turned her gay and
i can retaliate to john's bi-ness.

PERFECT TIMING.

we played the funnest "call me if you wanna do something" game today. this is how it works. each one of you say "call me if you wanna do something" at least 3 times in one night and you win. but the trick is, you can't actually call them. you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again until you both get blue balls and fall asleep in a ( Read more... )

Dear Ann,
Maybe instead of not showering and being a bitch to everyone because you feel dirty and ugly, you should just take 10 minutes out of your uneventful day and shower. It's really not that big of a deal.I rolled out of bed after 2 days of not showering and decided to go to the DC to read, where I can hide in the corner, among hordes of ( Read more... )

question:

what should Ann be for Halloween?

And the Autumn Tiger continues to give us terrific, let's run around naked outside weather. After this I'm going to meander over to Cory Hall to read ( Read more... )

Wow, Elliott Smith is dead.

...

How's that for a downer.

What do you want to do now, Mike?
I want to die. But romantically.
Then let's go stab ourselves in the heart in a bathtub full of rose petals while listening to Elliot Smith...

how fucking ironic