Auto response from (my friend Anton): The greatest verb-adverb pair in the English language is "masturbate furiously"

Haha.

Ok now I'm totally disenchanted with him. And I can't help but blame myself ( Read more... )

Overthinking gets me in trouble. In fact, it might have sabotaged my situation with Dave. But couldn't I also be overthinking that? Dave's coming to see me this weekend. Here's the goal in its entirety: for Dave to come see me this weekend and spend the night and leave the next day, and to hook up when he stays over. That's the goal. What's ( Read more... )

Just now, I had an interesting walk through the skeletons in my closet. I decided it was time to clear out the "sent items" folder on my school e-mail account, and wow, it goes way back. I read a bunch of e-mails I wrote to Ashley about my conversations with Lance freshman year, and wow. It's really interesting. I'd e-mailed her this ( Read more... )

I'll update tomorrow. Today, I was too busy practicing my huswivery.

so you quote love unquote me
well stranger things have come to be
but let's agree to disagree
cause I don't believe you.
--Magnetic Fields, I Don't Believe You.

I just can't believe he likes me. It's like it's too good to be true.

(me): oh and don't let any of that "to me you are perfect" stuff go to your head; you might not be perfect to anyone but me.
(dave): don't worry i knew well before you came along that I was perfect
(dave): but i'll try not to

David likes the Arcade Fire songs I sent him. That makes me very happy.

I've calmed down a lot. But it took an extended conversation with David to get me there, I'll tell you what... So he IMmed me last night at around... 10 something I guess, saying "soooooooooo bored," and I suggested that he call me because I had a story to tell. So he called, and we talked for a while just about random stuff, and he told me that ( Read more... )

Oh wow. I totally got asked out by the Apple guy. This is kinda cool.

I'll like telling the story of how we met.