I can already tell that today is going to be a royal clusterfuck of a day. I'm basically stuck here from 8:00am to 5:00pm (or until the glass guy gets here) and I'm already experiencing major cabin fever right now.

Bumper, one of the pugs, really freaking out last night because of the major thunderstorm that we had last night, and the weather report ( Read more... )

Hmm...would it bother any of you if you took a class, and it's been almost two weeks since the class ended, and your professor still hasn't posted the final grades?

Just wanted to check and see if I'm taking crazy pills here.

I was flipping channels tonight, and I came across Joel Osteen, a very radical televangelist. His current thing that he is selling, is a dvd on why men should be proud to be men and how the Bible insinuates that men are better. And then I saw the phone number:

1-800-MANHOOD

It would have been better if the number had been 1-800-SCHLONG.

Reasons for Me To Be Happy Right Now:

My mom and dad came to visit today. :-)
All four of my pugs
The hundreds of fireflies that were flying over the koi pond this evening
I'm going fishing tomorrow
I found an abundance of crickets in the front yard to use as bait tomorrow. Hella free bait!
I got a new (working) blender!
I cooked some hamburgers ( Read more... )

I went to Ukrop's to buy beer.

So USAA is sending someone to look at my windshield and hopefully fix it on Wednesday. They've deemed my car undrivable due to the size of the crack (it's now grown to about 14 inches in the past two days).  I'll be driving my uncle's Oldsmobile until then. Yay for having extra cars!

Fuck. There goes my next paycheck.

I can't wait to see my babies tomorrow! I always love it when Jeep cuddles up with me, and I've been going through dog withdrawal ( Read more... )

So, my mom has no idea that I am coming home on Friday, and I figured that I'd surprise her, and take her and my dad out to breakfast on Saturday morning ( Read more... )

I've finished most of my table. Clifton helped me paint it today, and Clara and her husband Bob, helped me figure out how the hell I am going to present my piece, so I think I am going to buy them all a beer on Thursday night ( Read more... )