Mr. V. made us do a project on heterosexuality. My idea was to go to bookstores and ask people where I could find their heterosexual section. Here is what happened ( Read more... )

So now that it's winter, and really really actually winter, my dad makes fires in the fireplace. And I drift downstairs to do my homework on our green velvet couches that the dogs like to curl up on, and listen to dad's records (be them classical or stairway to heaven) and dream of endless days where it is white outside and light inside and let the ( Read more... )

"You know if you had 3 friends for every unicorn on this planet you'd be very lonely." - Uncle Neil

Happy New Year ( Read more... )

Stolen directly from my sister's lj, because she got to write down these stories before I did. Merry Christmas to all ( Read more... )

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Vassar class of 2009.

Holy shit.

[ ] crashed a friend's car ( Read more... )

I told my grandmother that I want to be a teacher ( Read more... )

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