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× I miss somebody right now. (my family)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (it's too fuzzy. but i will watch the office)
× I own lots of books. (school books)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (heck yes. it's a part of me)
× I love to play video games. (not really)
× I've tried marijuana. (nope.but i had a dream that anissa and i tried it.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (DUH!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (nope. thank God.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (DUH)
✓ I curse sometimes. (how about all the time)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (yeah, i stopped thinking)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones. (i wish i was a badass)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (of course)
× I hate the rain. (i love the rain. it makes me worry less about droughts.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (yeah)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (when my boobs sag i want them perky again.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (how else am i gonna pay for my drugs?)
✓ I love sushi. (ummm yeah LOVE sushi like a fat kid loves cake.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (only when i'm nervous)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (yeah right)
× I have long hair. (nope)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (damn you video blackjack!!)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (try three)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (on my cell phone yeah.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (i do!)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (maybe. don't really remember)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (yeah)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (tax the hos!!)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (of course!)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (i have to find it)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (sometimes)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (on myspace)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (pecked? i don't have a beak!)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (not really)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (how about leisure pants?)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (duh! it's practically my living.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not really)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no way. my mom kicks ass!)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (umm who doesn't these days?)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (umm who hasn't these days?)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (only on myspace)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (yes!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (i sort of have an idea)
× I want to have children in the future. (maybe)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (edward!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (snitches get stitches.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (boo!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (i'm like a knowledge sponge.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (usually. get me drunk and i'll talk to anything. boys, girls, trees...)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (fuck that shit...oo good away message)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (nope. i)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (then i wouldn't have passed out drunk in the past 6 months then would i?)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (sick!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (probably in high school)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (johnny cash.)
× I would die for my best friends. (i don't know about die. but i would break my leg if it ment saving her/his life.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (someitmes)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (who's dick do i have to suck to get a job here?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (can't bee free)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (nope)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (yes!)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (should be changed to obssesed with penis.)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (yeah. it's true. if by inverted penis you mean vagina because i want that covered.)
× I am punk rockish. (i'm a liitle bit counrty and a little bit punk.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (my boyfriend is younger than me.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (not most of the time)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (bunny ears!)
× I can work on a car. (if by car you mean penis then no.)
✓ I love my job(s). (i love coffee and i love clothes.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (yes yes.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (only in the house)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (not yet)
✓ I love sea turtles. (how could you not.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (i'm a cheap bastard.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (i'm gonna be a big deal.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (skin flute? ewww i grosses me out. how about the piano?)
✓ I hate office jobs. (tis true)
× I went to college out of state. (i think i would get california sick. i love california too much.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (i'm not an x man.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (colours? what are you, from out of state?)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (depents)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (TGIF has a good bar.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (yes)
✓ I can't whistle. (very sad)
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (yeah)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (i used too)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (nah)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (nah)
× I wear a toe ring. (nah)
✓ I have a tattoo. (yes!! and anchor on my left wrist. sooo cute and i'm adding on to it!)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (mmmm legal speed)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (i like trees, but not like that.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (i don't think i could live with myself.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (maybe)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (how about a whole bottle with beef jerky?)
× I'm an artist. (doodle artist.)
× I am ambidextrous. (i wish)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (not anymore)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (i could have some work done on them)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (if i was tagged to do this, i wouldn't do it.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (fake friends sure!)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (no)
× I am extremely flexible. (nah)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (i love them both equally)
✓ I want to own my own business. (more like i want to be like stussey. i want a big business and then sell it and retire young.)
× I smoke. (gross)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (only when there is nothing to do)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (eh)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (eww guns.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (only on certain people)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (yeah. i try to make it better)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone. (hate it.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (i have many at a given time)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (ewww.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (no)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (not the asshole part.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (gross)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (i'm a loser.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (that would be the saddest day of my life.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (no.)
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (i pretend to)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (yup. it's so easy)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (booo there are not pictures in reading.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (God bless coffee!)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (i like animals but not more than people.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (i have super nes.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (nah it make me feel fit.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (i wish. i would feel bad for the fish.)
× I am compulsively honest. (eh.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (i might. bare elegance is hiring.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (i can't not sleep.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (nope.)
✓ I dislike milk. (it makes me gassy mmm soy milk.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (i would have obsessively dry hands)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (like the keys to my apartment.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (that would be fun.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (not cry but i do miss my mom.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (gross)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (yeah i think so.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (sometimes)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (that's too fast and furious for me.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (what are you stupid?>)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (someones gotta do it.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (gum is fun.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (NERD!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (or it got stolen.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (nah. i was good.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (sure)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (DOUBLE NERD!)
✓ I love to sing. (only when nobody is listening.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (my mom doesn't have a basement...that i know of...)
× I have a custom-built computer. (nah)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (no babies)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (nah.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (nah.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (in kindergarten, first and second grade.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (more like love)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (your past makes you the person that you are.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (i'm not a sloth.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (i hate alone time sometimes.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (heck yes)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (my lj friends are pretty much my friends in real life)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (eww gross. but it also depends on the size.)