Laura Watches Twilight, Part 2

[dayswithbunnies]

In the next chapter of this epic tale, nothing happens, nothing happens, Edward looks like he's going to vomit, nothing happens, Bella almost gets smushed, blah blah blah who cares.

Part Two: In Which Bella Almost Dies, Does Not, And I Am Disappointed

Comments

[foxie_trot]

Haha, my favourite bits of this is the CAPLOCKS OF OMG SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

lol, this is fantastic! ^-^ I love reading people pointing out the stupidity that is Bella. XD

[amyrat151]

Well, we know google shelled out some cash to give them. Carlisle does have an awful dye job, but I’m just glad they cast someone who’s at least in their mid 30s, verse someone barely in their 20s, like how old their supposed to be, according to Meyer. People would be thinking “brother” instead of “father.”
Bella does have some truly awful clothes, but like I said in my last post, they wanted to ugly her up a little, make you see that she’s more or less plain looking.
And your right, Kryptonite kills Superman, or drains him of his powers, or mutates him. There are a lot of different kinds, but whatever. Superman is one of the most boring superheroes, anyway.
What pisses me off about the dent in the car is that no one notices it! Seriously, you’d think the police at the very least would see it and think “boy, that’s weird,” but no! The people of Forks are either too dumb to notice or they’re far too relived that Bella is alright to care. Pure bullshit.