Reason #2349823 Why I Love Bess Browning

[daytripper83]

I just found out, literally, at lunch, five minutes ago - that Bess's grandpa was on Leno as "The Twinkie King." He consumed one or two twinkies every day for 64 years. He ate them with a banana, because the cream in those spongy cakes was originally banana-flavored, until a banana shortage in WWII led them to be vanilla instead. Bess and her

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[suckas_b_ware]

Why is Bess so awesome? Seriously. It's like she's taking all the awesome from those of us who need it most. NO MORE AWESOME BESS!